Mad Monster Party? Page #6

THAT BURNED SO BLUE

NEVER WAS A LOVE

LIKE MINE:

FOR YOU:

THERE NEVER WAS A LOVE

LIKE MINE FOR YOU

NEVER WAS A LOVE

LIKE MINE:

ALL THE LOVE:

YOU MAY HAVE READ ABOUT

HONEY, YOU CAN JUS FORGET ABOUT

THERE NEVER WAS:

A SCREEN ROMANCE FOR TWO

NEVER WAS A LOVE

LIKE MINE:

FOR YOU:

TELL ME A THOUSAND TIMES

EACH DAY:

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN LOVED

THIS WAY:

SWEAR TO ME:

YOU'LL NEVER ROAM, DEAR

PROMISE ME:

YOU'LL STAY AT HOME, DEAR

THERE NEVER WAS A LOVE

LIKE MINE FOR YOU

NEVER WAS A LOVE

LIKE MINE:

LITTLE CUPIDS:

WITH THEIR BOWS AND SUCH

NEVER SHOT AN ARROW

THAT MEANT MUCH:

TO ANY LITTLE LOVE

FOR ANY TWO:

NEVER WAS A LOVE

LIKE MINE:

FOR YOU:

NEVER WAS A LOVE

LIKE MINE:

FOR YOU:

BABY, FOR YOU

YEAH:

[ Smooching ]

FELIX, DARLING, WE'VE GOT TO GET OFF THIS

ISLAND IN A HURRY. WHY? WHAT'S THE MATTER?

DRACULA AND THE MONSTER ARE OUT TO GET YOU AND

ME BECAUSE YOUR UNCLE WANTS YOU TO SUCCEED HIM.

WELL,

I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT,

AND I JUST CAN'T DO IT,

WHETHER MY UNCLE LIKES I OR NOT.

I'LL JUST TELL THEM THAT.

THEY WON'T LISTEN TO YOU

OR YOUR UNCLE NOW.

THEY'VE ALREADY GONE TOO FAR.

BESIDES, SOMETHING MUCH MORE HORRIBLE AND

DEADLY WILL BE THREATENING THIS ISLAND SOON.

WHAT? NEVER MIND. WE'VE

GOT TO LEAVE HERE NOW.

WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOOD-BYE

TO ANYONE?

FELIX, I'VE A BOAT HIDDEN AT THE OTHER

END OF THE ISLAND TO HELP US ESCAPE.

YOU MUST COME NOW.

OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

AND SO I SAY,

BROTHER MONSTERS,

UNLESS WE CAN STOP

FELIX FLANKEN...

FROM SUCCEEDING THE BARON,

THEN OUR ORGANIZATION

IS DOOMED!

YES, YETCH.

POINT OF INFORMATION.

WHY DON'T WE JUST GO

TO BARON VON FRANKENSTEIN...

AND TELL HIM HOW WE FEEL?

OUT OF ORDER!

NOW, ARE WE GOING TO LE THIS OUTSIDER-

THIS HUMAN-

PUSH US AROUND?

OR ARE WE GOING TO LOOK OU FOR OUR OWN GOOD...

AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?

I SAY WE GO GE FLANKEN AND FRANCESCA!

ALL IN FAVOR OF THAT MOTION,

SAY "GROWL,"

"UGH," "YEAH" OR WHATEVER.

[ Howling, Growling ]

ALL OPPOSED, SAY-

[ Blows Raspberry ]

[ Blows Raspberry ]

THE MOTION IS PASSED

UNANIMOUSLY.

WAIT A MINUTE, COUNT!

POINT OF ORDER!

POINT OF INFORMATION!

POINT OF IMPORTANCE!

SPEAK UP AND STOP POINTING.

I CANNOT ALLOW US TO DO THIS

TO BARON VON FRANKENSTEIN.

WE MUST REMAIN LOYAL TO HIM.

HE WAS ALWAYS AROUND

WHEN WE NEEDED HIM.

NOW, WHEN HE NEEDS US-

HE WAS AROUND:

WHEN YOU NEEDED HIM?

WHEN YOU NEEDED A GIRLFRIEND, AND HE

JUST MADE ONE, DID HE GIVE IT TO YOU?

WELL, NO, BUT-

AND WHAT ABOUT FRANCESCA?

HE COULD HAVE GIVEN HER TO

YOU, BUT DID HE? [ Mutters ]

NO, HE KEPT HER FOR HIMSELF-

HIMSELF, YETCH-

WHEN WE ALL KNEW

SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOURS.

YOU DESERVED HER, YETCH,

BUT SHE IS HIS-

HIS, NOT YOURS.

I:

- I WANT TO TAKE MY [ Blows Raspberry ] BACK.

ALL RIGHT, BABIES,

IT'S "UMANINUMOUS."

"UNIE-MOUSE."

"UNIE-NOONIE." "UMIE-NANNY."

IT'S A HUNDRED PERCENT.

LET'S GO.

THEY WENT INTO THE JUNGLE.

FOLLOW ME. [ Roaring, Growling ]

[ Gasping ]

LET'S STOP FOR A MINUTE.

I HAVE TO CATCH MY BREATH.

I'M PRETTY TIRED MYSELF, BUT I DON' THINK ANYONE IS FOLLOWING US YET.

THEY'LL BE CATCHING UP

WITH US SOON ENOUGH.

OH, IF MR. KRONKITE COULD SEE

ME NOW, I WONDER WHAT HE'D SAY.

[ Sneezing ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Hiccupping ]

[ Screams ]

FELIX! HELP ME!

MAYBE IT LIKES PILLS.

[ Screeching ]

NOW TO GET YOU LOOSE.

HURRY,

IT'S GETTING TIGHTER!

OH, I'M FREE.

FELIX,

YOU SAVED MY LIFE AGAIN.

OH, DON'T THANK ME.

THANK MY PILLS.

DON'T THANK MY PILLS.

THANK ME.

WE BETTER START MOVING AGAIN.

TIME IS RUNNING AGAINST US.

[ Gasping ]

HOW MUCH FURTHER...

DO WE HAVE TO GO BEFORE WE

GET OUT OF THIS JUNGLE?

MAYBE ANOTHER HOUR OR SO.

[ Howling ]

IT'S THE WEREWOLF. THEY'VE PICKED UP

OUR TRAIL. WE CAN'T REST HERE ANY LONGER.

[ Panting ]

I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP.

I MUST REST.

I WASN'T MADE

FOR THIS KIND OF ACTIVITY.

[ Panting ]

GO ON WITHOUT ME, FELIX.

JUST LEAVE ME SOMETHING TO READ.

THERE'S A BOAT WITH PROVISIONS IN

IT HIDDEN NEAR THE EDGE OF THE BEACH.

I'M NOT LEAVING YOU.

I'LL CARRY YOU

OUT OF THE JUNGLE.

[ Grunting ] SAY, YOU'RE

HEAVIER THAN I THOUGHT.

I WANTED YOU TO KNOW

I'M NO EASY PICKUP.

MAYBE I COULD MAKE A SLING

OUT OF SOME VINES.

THAT WAY I'LL BE ABLE TO MOVE

YOU. GROOVY, BUT HURRY, WILL YA?

DON'T GO AWAY NOW.

[ Howling, Snarling ]

PUT HER DOWN, YOU DIRTY DOG! [ Snarls ]

SAY, BITING'S NOT FAIR. PUT UP

YOUR FISTS, AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN.

ATTACK! KILL! MAIM!

DECAPITATE!

GET AWAY, FELIX!

RUN TO THE BOAT!

SAVE YOURSELF!

[ Howling ]

COWARD! RUNNING AWAY JUST AS I WAS ABOU TO THRASH YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE!

HOW DO YOU DO?

HIYA, FELLAS.

[ Whistles ]

NICE DAY, ISN'T IT?

YOU ARE NOW OUR PRISONER.

[ Sneezes Violently ]

BLESS YOU. THANK YOU. IT'S AN ALLERGY.

[ Coughing, Hiccupping ]

- YOU HAVE IT!

- HAVE WHAT?

THE BARON'S SECRET FORMULA

THAT CAN DESTROY MATTER!

I DO?

OH, I DO! I DO!

DO NOT POINT THAT VIAL

AT ME!

OH, SO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS

VILE, VILE VIAL, HUH?

WELL, GOOD.

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT WILL

HAPPEN IF I DROP IT.

TAKE ME TO FRANCESCA.

MOVE!

OR I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT!

AHA! FROZEN WITH FEAR,

ARE YOU?

YOU DIDN'T REALIZE THAT RAPIER-KEEN,

SILKEN-SMOOTH FELIX FLANKEN...

COULD BE SO ROUGH AND TOUGH

AND HARD AND STRONG...

AND MANLY AND VIRILE

AND-

AND WEAK... TIMID...

AND PETRIFIED AND-

[ Chuckles ]

HI-HO, THERE!

MAY I GET YOU A BANANA?

[ Roaring ]

OH, MONSTERS, BEASTS-

FRANCESCA- FRANCESCA!

MUST SAVE FRANCESCA!

[ Roaring ]

[ Growls Gently ]

[ Roars ]

[ Continues Roaring ]

YOU WERE A FOOL:

TO HAVE IGNORED ME...

AND TO HAVE GONE

WITH THAT FLANKEN!

NOW, AT LONG LAST,

YOU ARE MINE, FRANCESCA!

YETCH, YOU WRETCH,

DON'T TOUCH ME!

TOUCH YOU?

[ Chuckles ]

AT LONG LAST,

I AM GOING TO KISS YOU!

OY VEY!

THAT FRANCESCA'S SOMETHING!

SHE CAN FLY ME TO THE MOON

WITH HER KISSES!

[ Panting ]

MUST... GET TO FRANCESCA.

MUST... SAVE HER!

[ Roaring ] HELP! [ Screams ]

[ Continues Screaming ]

OHH! OH! OH!

[ Roaring ]

[ Screaming ]

TOO LATE! TOO LATE.

I'VE FAILED.

WHAT CAN I DO?

THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER.

I'LL KILL MYSELF!

NO, FELIX, WAIT, WAIT! DON'T KILL

YOURSELF. WHO'S GONNA KILL MYSELF?

I ONLY SAID THAT BECAUSE I

DIDN'T THINK ANYONE COULD HEAR ME.

BUT WHAT WILL WE DO, UNCLE?

I'LL SAVE FRANCESCA.

YOU GO BACK AND WAIT FOR HER

IN THE BOAT. I HAVE A PLAN.

BU - THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. TRUST ME. GO!

CAN I ASK YOU ONE THING?

YES, NEPHEW?

YOU KNOW A SHORTCUT?

I'M TIRED OF HACKING

AND CHOPPING.

[ Growling ]

YECH!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

PRAY HE DOESN'T STAR BEATING HIS CHEST.

YOU- WHY DON'T YOU

DO SOMETHING?

YOU'RE GOING

TO DO SOMETHING?

WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT-WHAT-WHAT?

[ Groans, Sobs ]

YOU'RE CRYING?

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.

OH, THANK BADNESS.

FELIX IS ESCAPING.

ONE THING IS FOR SURE:

IF I EVER GE OUT OF THIS MESS ALIVE,

I'LL NEVER HACK AND CHOP

IN A JUNGLE AGAIN!

[ Engine Roaring ]

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, YOU.

PUT HER DOWN!

IT'S ME YOU WANT.

COME ON, FRANCESCA!

COME ON!

WHERE ARE YOU?

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