Mad Monster Party? Page #7

I DO?

OH, I DO! I DO!

DO NOT POINT THAT VIAL

AT ME!

OH, SO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS

VILE, VILE VIAL, HUH?

WELL, GOOD.

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT WILL

HAPPEN IF I DROP IT.

TAKE ME TO FRANCESCA.

MOVE!

OR I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT!

AHA! FROZEN WITH FEAR,

ARE YOU?

YOU DIDN'T REALIZE THAT RAPIER-KEEN,

SILKEN-SMOOTH FELIX FLANKEN...

COULD BE SO ROUGH AND TOUGH

AND HARD AND STRONG...

AND MANLY AND VIRILE

AND-

AND WEAK... TIMID...

AND PETRIFIED AND-

[ Chuckles ]

HI-HO, THERE!

MAY I GET YOU A BANANA?

[ Roaring ]

OH, MONSTERS, BEASTS-

FRANCESCA- FRANCESCA!

MUST SAVE FRANCESCA!

[ Roaring ]

[ Growls Gently ]

[ Roars ]

[ Continues Roaring ]

YOU WERE A FOOL:

TO HAVE IGNORED ME...

AND TO HAVE GONE

WITH THAT FLANKEN!

NOW, AT LONG LAST,

YOU ARE MINE, FRANCESCA!

YETCH, YOU WRETCH,

DON'T TOUCH ME!

TOUCH YOU?

[ Chuckles ]

AT LONG LAST,

I AM GOING TO KISS YOU!

OY VEY!

THAT FRANCESCA'S SOMETHING!

SHE CAN FLY ME TO THE MOON

WITH HER KISSES!

[ Panting ]

MUST... GET TO FRANCESCA.

MUST... SAVE HER!

[ Roaring ] HELP! [ Screams ]

[ Continues Screaming ]

OHH! OH! OH!

[ Roaring ]

[ Screaming ]

TOO LATE! TOO LATE.

I'VE FAILED.

WHAT CAN I DO?

THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER.

I'LL KILL MYSELF!

NO, FELIX, WAIT, WAIT! DON'T KILL

YOURSELF. WHO'S GONNA KILL MYSELF?

I ONLY SAID THAT BECAUSE I

DIDN'T THINK ANYONE COULD HEAR ME.

BUT WHAT WILL WE DO, UNCLE?

I'LL SAVE FRANCESCA.

YOU GO BACK AND WAIT FOR HER

IN THE BOAT. I HAVE A PLAN.

BU - THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. TRUST ME. GO!

CAN I ASK YOU ONE THING?

YES, NEPHEW?

YOU KNOW A SHORTCUT?

I'M TIRED OF HACKING

AND CHOPPING.

[ Growling ]

YECH!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

PRAY HE DOESN'T STAR BEATING HIS CHEST.

YOU- WHY DON'T YOU

DO SOMETHING?

YOU'RE GOING

TO DO SOMETHING?

WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT-WHAT-WHAT?

[ Groans, Sobs ]

YOU'RE CRYING?

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.

OH, THANK BADNESS.

FELIX IS ESCAPING.

ONE THING IS FOR SURE:

IF I EVER GE OUT OF THIS MESS ALIVE,

I'LL NEVER HACK AND CHOP

IN A JUNGLE AGAIN!

[ Engine Roaring ]

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, YOU.

PUT HER DOWN!

IT'S ME YOU WANT.

COME ON, FRANCESCA!

COME ON!

WHERE ARE YOU?

FRANCESCA!

YOU CALLED?

QUICK, FELIX.

START THE ENGINE.

WE'VE GOT TO GET AWAY

FROM HERE. B- BUT MY UNCLE-

WHAT OF HIM? IT'S TOO LATE.

NO ONE CAN HELP HIM NOW.

QUICKLY, DARLING,

MY BELOVED, MY SWEET,

BUG OUT!

YES, ALL RIGHT.

AND NOW YOU,

YOU OVERGROWN CHIMPANZEE.

YOU'VE CAUSED ME ANGUISH

FOR THE VERY LAST TIME.

AND ALL OF YOU, WITH YOUR

JEALOUSIES AND YOUR HATES.

YOU WANTED MY VIAL.

YOU'D KILL MY NEPHEW FOR IT.

WELL, NOW YOU SHALL SEE

THAT BARON VON FRANKENSTEIN...

IS NOT ONE TO CROSS.

TRUE, YOU WON'T SEE I FOR TOO LONG A TIME.

BUT FOR ONE SECOND

- [ Chuckles ] OH, BOY!

I KNOW IT'S WRONG, BUT I HAVE THIS

TREMENDOUS URGE TO SING "AULD LANG SYNE."

DID YOU CLOSE THE WINDOWS

IN YOUR ROOM?

WELL, IT'S ALL OVER, MY

DARLING. WE'RE GOING HOME NOW.

MY PLACE ISN'T MUCH-

TWO SMALL ROOMS,

A FURNISHED MEDICINE CABINET.

BUT WE'LL BE MARRIED.

AND SOON THERE'LL BE THE SOUND

OF TINY FLANKENS RUNNING AROUND.

OH, FELIX!

[ Sobs ]

WH-WH-WHAT IS IT?

WHAT HAVE I SAID?

WE'LL GET A BIGGER PLACE.

I'LL GIVE UP SNEEZING.

WHAT IS IT?

OH, FELIX,

I CAN NEVER MARRY YOU.

YOU CAN'T?

YOU DON'T LOVE ME?

YES, I DO. I DO LOVE YOU, AND

THAT'S WHY I WON'T MARRY YOU.

WELL, FRANCESCA,

I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I CAN'T KEEP ON DATING YOU

IN JUNGLES.

NO, FELIX. THERE'S

SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU.

HAVEN'T YOU WONDERED

WHY I WAS ON THAT ISLAND?

YOU SEE, I'M NO A HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU ARE.

I WAS CREATED BY FRANKENSTEIN

AFTER THE MONSTER AND HIS MATE.

I WAS HIS MASTERPIECE.

BUT WHERE OTHER WOMEN HAVE A HEART,

I HAVE A SPRING THAT WILL UNWIND.

WHERE OTHER WOMEN HAVE LUNGS,

I'VE GOT A PUMP THAT RUNS

ON BATTERIES WHICH WILL RUN OUT.

WHERE OTHER WOMEN HAVE

ELBOWS AND KNEES,

I HAVE METALLIC JOINTS THAT WILL

ONE DAY GROW RUSTY AND STIFFEN.

I'M JUST A MACHINE WITH HUNDREDS OF

PARTS THAT WILL EVENTUALLY WEAR OUT.

WELL, FRANCESCA-

[ Sneezes Violently ]

WELL, FRANCESCA, NONE OF US ARE PERFEC - [ Clicking ]

ARE PERFECT- [ Clicking ] ARE PERFECT-

[ Clicking ] ARE PERFECT- [ Clicking ]

[ Continues ]

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