Mad Monster Party? Page #7

FRANCESCA!

YOU CALLED?

QUICK, FELIX.

START THE ENGINE.

WE'VE GOT TO GET AWAY

FROM HERE. B- BUT MY UNCLE-

WHAT OF HIM? IT'S TOO LATE.

NO ONE CAN HELP HIM NOW.

QUICKLY, DARLING,

MY BELOVED, MY SWEET,

BUG OUT!

YES, ALL RIGHT.

AND NOW YOU,

YOU OVERGROWN CHIMPANZEE.

YOU'VE CAUSED ME ANGUISH

FOR THE VERY LAST TIME.

AND ALL OF YOU, WITH YOUR

JEALOUSIES AND YOUR HATES.

YOU WANTED MY VIAL.

YOU'D KILL MY NEPHEW FOR IT.

WELL, NOW YOU SHALL SEE

THAT BARON VON FRANKENSTEIN...

IS NOT ONE TO CROSS.

TRUE, YOU WON'T SEE I FOR TOO LONG A TIME.

BUT FOR ONE SECOND

- [ Chuckles ] OH, BOY!

I KNOW IT'S WRONG, BUT I HAVE THIS

TREMENDOUS URGE TO SING "AULD LANG SYNE."

DID YOU CLOSE THE WINDOWS

IN YOUR ROOM?

WELL, IT'S ALL OVER, MY

DARLING. WE'RE GOING HOME NOW.

MY PLACE ISN'T MUCH-

TWO SMALL ROOMS,

A FURNISHED MEDICINE CABINET.

BUT WE'LL BE MARRIED.

AND SOON THERE'LL BE THE SOUND

OF TINY FLANKENS RUNNING AROUND.

OH, FELIX!

[ Sobs ]

WH-WH-WHAT IS IT?

WHAT HAVE I SAID?

WE'LL GET A BIGGER PLACE.

I'LL GIVE UP SNEEZING.

WHAT IS IT?

OH, FELIX,

I CAN NEVER MARRY YOU.

YOU CAN'T?

YOU DON'T LOVE ME?

YES, I DO. I DO LOVE YOU, AND

THAT'S WHY I WON'T MARRY YOU.

WELL, FRANCESCA,

I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I CAN'T KEEP ON DATING YOU

IN JUNGLES.

NO, FELIX. THERE'S

SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU.

HAVEN'T YOU WONDERED

WHY I WAS ON THAT ISLAND?

YOU SEE, I'M NO A HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU ARE.

I WAS CREATED BY FRANKENSTEIN

AFTER THE MONSTER AND HIS MATE.

I WAS HIS MASTERPIECE.

BUT WHERE OTHER WOMEN HAVE A HEART,

I HAVE A SPRING THAT WILL UNWIND.

WHERE OTHER WOMEN HAVE LUNGS,

I'VE GOT A PUMP THAT RUNS

ON BATTERIES WHICH WILL RUN OUT.

WHERE OTHER WOMEN HAVE

ELBOWS AND KNEES,

I HAVE METALLIC JOINTS THAT WILL

ONE DAY GROW RUSTY AND STIFFEN.

I'M JUST A MACHINE WITH HUNDREDS OF

PARTS THAT WILL EVENTUALLY WEAR OUT.

WELL, FRANCESCA-

[ Sneezes Violently ]

WELL, FRANCESCA, NONE OF US ARE PERFEC - [ Clicking ]

ARE PERFECT- [ Clicking ] ARE PERFECT-

[ Clicking ] ARE PERFECT- [ Clicking ]

[ Continues ]

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