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developing themselves.

Look! Americans in Afghanistan,

turn it up.

Let's hear it, live off the wires.

I saw it in the paper.

They drew them like Rambos.

But those Afghanis are like rats

in that land. Extra vitamins and...

...Kellogg's won't scare them.

I was going to say one more thing...

One night Tarkan brought a girl home

and sent all of you out.

- And you guys got angry with him.

- We didn't, man.

Yes, you did. He says if he brings

a girl home, he'd send his own...

...father away.

And he has helped you guys a lot.

Tarkan is a good guy but

sometimes he makes mistakes.

Look how you're talking still.

You've been living for free in...

...his house for two months.

- Sometimes it makes me...

...feel bad getting all this help.

- Lf you feel bad, move your ass.

- Are they in? Crush those Arabs, dammit.

- They're not Arabs, they're Afghanis.

It's the same sh*t.

Aren't they all thieves? Kill 'em.

- What's up, Halil?

- Not much. You?

- Was somebody looking for me today?

- Yeah, he waited two hours.

We called you, but your phone was off.

Why do you carry that phone?

If it's on you, why is it turned off?

Let him wait.

Once I waited for him a lot.

Did you go to that Venezuelan woman

again? If I had as much money...

...as you, I'd go, too.

- What money are you talking about?

Sh*t, now you say what money!!!

Yusuf, your wife might worry.

- Did you call her?

- Yeah, I called. I told her that...

...it was Ali's last night.

She told me not to be too late.

- Where's your wife from again?

- From Paraguay.

Come with me Halil, help me.

Let's cut these up.

Alright.

Well Ali, so you're going at last.

Did you talk money with him?

Yeah, we made a deal.

Halil, you know I like you.

- Here's a little beauty.

- F***.

- It's so good. Where'd you get it?

- From the Arab.

He ordered a sandwich.

He didn't have money so he gave me...

...this instead. Man, I want

to show you something.

Don't show me any more papers.

Enough. If it's your electric bill...

...don't show me.

Your company is different.

What kind of man are you?

Look at this, for God's sake!

- Open and read. Read.

- What's this?

My hands are sticky.

What does it say? What's it about?

What's written there? Tell me.

I think he hit his wife.

Stupid.

- And she filed a complaint.

- What a b*tch!

- You deserve it, Yosu. That's why his

residency process stopped. - Poor Yusuf.

He asks every two days

why his papers haven't come.

Of course they won't. Stupid.

That's what I thought it was.

- What an idiot!

- He thinks he's still in his village.

- Does he know about this letter?

- No, it came today.

Listen! If he finds out

we opened it, he'll kill us.

- Don't make any jokes about it.

- Are you mad or something?

He'll kill us, really.

Yusuf, you'd never have listened to

a woman before. What happened to you?

It's true. What happened?

"Don't be late"...

We'll see about you.

Weren't you the one...

...who said, "I'd carry a woman

on my shoulders if I love her."

Yes, Yosu, yes. Ali, have you prepared

everything? Eat, a**hole, take some.

- No, I don't want any.

- Eat animal, eat. Cengiz! You too

Did you buy a pineapple?

Yusuf, this letter came for you today.

- What is it?

- How would I know? Look at it.

- It's your turn, Yosu.

- Wait a minute

- Who opened it?

- I did. Because it's addressed...

...to the restaurant so I opened it

when I saw that it was for you...

...I didn't read it.

It's your turn. Come on, play.

- You really didn't read it?

- You asked me and I told you.

- I swear I didn't read it, Yosu.

- Ok. They're human, maybe they didn't.

How about you?

You didn't read it either?

- I didn't read it, Yosu.

- You swear?

- I swear, God dammit.

- On the Koran and God!

- On the Koran and God dammit.

- Don't swear so much. It's a sin.

He doesn't believe me if I don't!

What's that letter about anyway?

Something about the kid.

- Why are you laughing?

- Is laughter also a sin, or what?

How are your papers going?

Did you get any answer?

Tomorrow I'll go to a lawyer.

Is it my turn?

- Yeah. It's your turn.

- Come on, Yusuf. Go. This isn't chess.

Whatever it is, forget about him.

Come on, play, I'm waiting.

- What do you mean?

- What, what do you mean?

We didn't come here to wait

at your leisure.

- I was reading the letter.

- Don't raise your voice!

- What if I do?

- Cut it out! We are playing...

...a game here man. Come on Halil.

Come on, Yosu, it's Ali's last night.

Calm down please.

We'll talk later.

What am I going to talk about with you?

So Serdar was the second assistant

of the cook on that ship.

- He even went to China.

- Once, he told a story about

...a forecast that warned of a giant

wave approaching the ship.

One and a half days away.

The nearest land was a day away.

No, it's the other way around. One day

from the wave, one and a half to land.

- Yeah, whatever... not important.

- Where did this happen?

- In the Chinese Sea.

- Where's that?

Between China and Australia.

The wave was 27 meters high.

- Something like a tsunami.

- What's a tsunami?

- Japanese for "big wave".

- He speaks Japanese, too, son of a b*tch.

Whatever it's called, there was no

way out. The captain told them...

..."Nothing left to do. Those who

want to jump ship may do so..."

Then, at the last minute the wave

does a 360 and crashes into the...

...Japanese islands.

So many people died.

How many?

You didn't get it. If it turns 360

degrees it'd come back and...

...hit the ship again, wouldn't it?

- He's lying. I know his brother...

...from Germany.

- Yeah, but he spoke fluent...

...Chinese with a Chinese guy.

- You see?!

Look at the TV, they're always

f***ing the same chick.

Halil, the fat one looks like you.

F*** off.

- They always f*** the same woman.

- Poor girl.

- You remember Erdem?

- Which Erdem?

- Erdem. "Por favor" Erdem.

- He told me that he'd settled down...

...works in a Greek restaurant.

- Do you think he stole Tom's money?

I'm not sure but there wasn't anyone

else there who would do such thing.

- Who's Tom?

- Tom the communist.

...German dude. You don't know him.

- By the way... No more free food...

...for Tom. He's a friend, he's one of us,

but you gave him five for free.

- Who did?

- You did.

This is not a shelter for the poor.

We're running a restaurant here.

- Tarkan, didn't you charge him?

- I thought you were going...

...to charge him.

You were talking to him.

- You were talking to him.

- What am I going to talk to him...

...About? You were talking to him.

- I was preparing his dner and you...

...were talking to him on the corner.

What's with you?

What am I going to talk to him about?

He's your friend.

He's not my friend, man. Damn.

Enough. No more free

food to anyone. Done.

- Who's Erdem?

- You don't know him...

...he used to work with us.

"Por favor Erdem". Salad man.

He hijacked the ship he was

working on with some friends...

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