Made in Europe Page #3

...to go to Barcelona from Valencia.

- That's a lie.

- Europe is a lie.

The girl doesn't go away.

So I gave the dust pan to Yosu...

...I had a stick. We pretend

like we are hitting each other.

- What is it?

- Why did you tell that girl...

...I was from Bitlis?

- What are you talking about now?

- It's none of your business.

- I told her to make her go away...

...she wouldn't have left otherwise.

- Lf we tell every whore where we're from

Why do you call her whore?

Did you see her f***ing someone for money?

- She's married to a Dutch man.

- And?

When there are so many Kurds

and Turks why does she have to...

...marry a Dutch guy?

- And you're married to a Paraguayan

So what? Is it bad being

married to a Paraguayan?

- Did I say anything like that?

- What do you want to say then?

I mean you are also married

to a foreigner. That's it.

You don't understand man. She's from

Paraguay. They're all poor. Miserable.

Okay, Yusuf, I didn't say anything.

- Aren't you with an Italian.

- And so...

They chose Berlusconi.

They're all fascists.

What does that have to do with anything?

Aren't they fascists? They are fascists.

Cut it out. Play. It's your turn.

Don't pay attention to him.

- Peace be with you.

- You, too.

Keep the sweatshirt and

shirt I gave you. I have others.

- Ok, thanks.

- Give us a call once in a while...

...don't forget.

- You have money?

- I do. Thanks.

- What time's your bus?

- Eight.

- Don't forget the things...

...we talked about, and

they say he's a bit nationalist...

Don't get into a debate with him.

Stay out of trouble.

Ok, don't worry.

I'll take care of things.

Just a minute, I'll take a picture.

- Ready?

- Turn on the flash.

So you'll just grab your

jacket and ride off...

I don't have anything but a

leatherjacket in this world, right?

Do itjustice.

- Good night.

- Hey. You're still around!

I'm waiting for my girl.

We've just closed.

"Don't ask me how I manage to have a

girlfriend with this face and this chin...

...Being an ugly Colombian is much better

than being an ugly Asian. I can find...

someone from my own class. A fat Bolivian.

The other ugly guys, they have to wait

...'til New Year's Eve to kiss someone

without paying for it. F*** after this...

...this cold night at least I'm going to

put my head between her fat breasts... It's

...something after a night without earning

any money, better than jerking off."

Let's see if I am lucky

And she comes soon.

- Ok, I'm going. See you.

- Good night. See you...

- Good night.

- How's it going?

Aren't you cold?

Let's get out of here. Come on.

I'm a little cold.

I'm getting ready to go.

"Look at Halil. Stupid. Still works in

kebab. If I spoke that many languages, I...

wouldn't stay here. I'd go to Canada. Once

I got a fake German passport when I was

...in Germany. I was about to go to Canada

If they hadn't screwed up my height. F***.

...The police at the airport caught me.

"You're not 1.82. You wait there."

...I lost a lot of money."

"I'm so cold, I'm so cold. I have to find

a Japanese passport for my son...

...Wang has some maybe,

he wants 2000 euros for it. I have to...

...work more. How long will it

take to save 2000 euros?"

- Hey pal! A dime for a pastry?

- I don't have anything, Jose.

- A dime for a pastry?

- I really don't.

- Ajoint please!

- I don't have one, Jose.

- Ajoint please!

- I'm out.

- Please!

- There isn't any.

- Please?

- Come on, Jose, I don't have any.

- A cigarette please.

- Come on, Jose. Take it.

Thank you. Fire, please.

You should go home now.

Okay, at last someone reminded me.

I'm going home. I am going home.

- I am going home.

- Very good, Pepe!

He hit his head hard. What do we do?

Are you okay? You don't move.

Call an ambulance.

Yeah, I will.

I don't have credit, man!

Call with this one.

Are you okay? You don't move.

I'm okay. It's something like after

you run too much then lie down, the...

...exhaustion evaporates from your

toes, do you know what I mean...

...something like that happened.

Where is this shithead Remy?

It's eleven o'clock already...

People are hanging out with women in their

arms and we're just starting work now.

Mehmet, which one should I use? Look!

These last four ones I liked them.

Pick something that isn't annoying,

just loud enough to be heard. How much...

...did you pay for that phone?

Hey, how much did you pay for it?

- I paid a lot, but it was worth it.

- Celal, for God's sake, please...

...sit down. I get dizzy looking at you.

- I feel sleepy when I sit down...

Please don't play that

sh*t people's music, I beg you.

- Why man? Sounds like our music.

- Where did you buy that phone?

- From a store or from Barbes?

- Umm. 200 euros I paid...

If I don't like it, I'll sell it, I thought

Ismet abi, you're an educated man, you...

know these things. Which one should I use?

'Jazz' or the one that says 'Classic 1'?

Whew you paid 200 for that!

Please be a little responsible. You made

the kid, at least take care of him properly

We take care of him! What? It's a kid

in the end, he grows on his own.

When your wife takes care of him,

he grows of course... Jesus Christ!

Don't waste your money like this.

You may need it for something, some...

...illness, some infection might happen.

- I worked for this ten days last month...

By the way, give me your number,

Ismet abi. Sometimes I need it for...

paperwork and stuff. We can't find anyone

who knows about these things. At least...

...we can call you. You'd come, right?

- Yeah, I can, just let me know...

...in advance one or two days at least.

- Didn't you only work ten days last month?

- Uh huh.

- Didn't she say anything to you after...

...you bought the phone?

- What can she say? F*** her!

I earn it and I buy it, let's see if she

dares! -lf Fethi's wife said anything to...

...him. I'm sure he'd beat her.

- No beating here. This is not...

...a village. But I'd throw her out,

she'd have to crawl around, sh*t...

But when I open a restaurant with the

help of God, we'll make another kid...

...so she'll dedicate all her time to

them. If she gets bored, then...

...we make one more kid.

- Check out the chick. Eat me!

Don't shout like that to women

It's no good!

I shout in Turkish or Bulgarian,

how could she understand?

Don't wonder about how she understands,

because she does, my son!

Abi, you are older than me and that's why

I don't talk back to you. I know...

...speak to people. Don't think we are

stupid because we didn't study at...

...university. It's a lack of money.

- What did I say now?

- Don't talk as if you know a lot...

...more than us is what I mean. We don't

have to talk the way you want us to.

- Ok, Celal, calm down.

- We are not kids. What do you...

...mean by "my son" and stuff!?

- Good, ok, shout however...

...you want. I don't care.

- That's right you shouldn't care.

- Look, this one is beautiful.

- You would also shout and you...

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