Made Of Honor Page #9

I can't be your

Maid of Honor.

I can't give you away.

I'm sorry, Hannah.

I'm sorry, you and Tom

had a fight.

I'm his best friend.

He's just afraid of

loosing me.

- He'll get over it.

- Ay.

- Suck it! Suck it.

- I am!

- Okay. Suck it in. Breath in...

- Hold it...

- I'm trying, my God..

- I'll hold it in.

- Okay. Alright, alright.

- Give it to me..

- 1, 2, 3...

- Is it?...

- Oh, My God!

- It fits, it fits!

- It fits!

- Well done.

- Oh no. No, no...

- My God... no...

- Why are we stopping?

- An early flock.

A... What?

Hi, Sweetheart.

I remember you.

Hey.

Hi.

I love you too.

Thank you.

Turn around,

I have to go back.

Oh, no.

Oh no.

Sh*t... Sh*t!

- Hey, I need another ferry-boat.

- We only got the one ferry.

- What?

- And it's waiting over there for the ceremony to finish.

- Is there another way to get there?

- You can drive.

- Drive... How long?

- It will take about an hour and a half...

- That's too long.

- You can swim.

- Swim?..

- Or you can go on trip around the shore.

- That will take a wee while.

- Shore, right...

A horse! A horse.

Hey, I need your horse.

- My horse?

- Yes.

- Come down from there.

- I need to get to the church.

What do think you're planning, you

great fool? You'll hurt yourself.

I'll give you 3 cents for

every coffee collar used world wide.

- What?

- Do you have wny idea how much money that is?

Good luck to you, then.

Her name's Nancy.

- I'll see you over there

- Thanks. Nancy, let's go!

Stick to the shore... Pass the

monument, the church is on the left.

What, in the name of the wee man,

is a "Coffee collar"?

Go, Nancy!

This is just what

this nice dress needs...

and it goes across the dress.

It looks really beautiful.

Please, be seated.

We are gathered here together,

in the sight of God...

- Give me your pin...

- to witness this congregation...

To join together this man...

This is a celebration of love.

For Colin, it's through the memories

of seeing his parent's love.

- ...As a child.

- It looks very nice.

And for Hannah, it's

through the paintings of Modigliani.

Therefor, if any man can show just cause

why these two may not be joined together...

Let him now speek,

or forever hold his peace.

Tom?

Tom?

Tom!

Tom!

Tom?

Tom!

Tom...

Tom!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I think so.

- Tom, what are you doing here?

- I have to tell you something...

Hannah...

Your hair looks awful.

- It does?

- Yeah.

- What?

- And the sash...

It sucks.

But that hair...

- It's like a co-op for para-keeds.

- What?

Look... Hannah...

I pride myself with being honest

with everybody.

But there's somebody I've been lying

to for a very long time. Myself.

Because the truth it's...

It's scary.

And 10 years ago I got in bed

with the wrong girl.

She turned out to be

the right one.

I love you, Hannah.

I always have...

And I always will.

Thomas Bailey...

You are the worst Maid

of Honor of all time.

Oh, no.

I'm...

So...

Very, truly, sorry.

I don't expect you to

ever forgive me.

Just so you know...

You are the perfect guy.

Just not the perfect guy

for me.

Goodbye, Hannah.

Colin...

- What did she say?

- She said I should dick you.

Oh yeah, that makes sence...

Arsehole!

- I do.

- And Tom, do you take Hannah

- to be your lawfully wedded wife?

- I do.

Now, this is the moment.

I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

At last... You may kiss your bride.

Oh my God.

- Number six?

- Seven.

You're absolutely glowing

tonight, grandma Pearl.

Thank you. It's very

nice of you to say so.

What are you doing?

I'm just making sure I got

the right girl this time.

You do.

Definitely.

- Oh, Monica...

- Oh, Bill...

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