Madly Madagascar

---

- Oh, that was the best one yet.

- Mmm-mmm.

You gotta love these

Valentine's Day deliveries.

Oh, do we have any of those candy hearts

with the little messages on them?

Uh, no. But I've got some

fancy pants perfume for you.

- Get rid of it!

Get rid of it!

Okay,

what about this one, Julien?

Roses are red. Violets are green.

You are so handsome,

you make all the ladies scream.

It's no use, Maurice,

I am a king without a kingdom.

Where is all the admiration?

The fawning? The brown nosing?

Is anybody even listening to me up there?

Oh!

What the...

"Love Potion Number Nine"?

How does this thing work anyway?

Ow!

Stop it, stop it. That tickles.

"Irresistible."

Maurice.

Do you see what is happening here?

Make them stop. Make them stop.

It is a message from the gods.

They are looking down from the heavens

and saying, "King Julien."

And I say, "Ugh, what do you want now?"

And they say, "Sorry to disturb you,

all great and most dashing king

with all the best dance moves."

And I say, "Oh, do you mean like this?"

"Yes! We love that!"

"So, get on with it.

What do you want already?"

"Even though you're all these great things,

you deserve more."

"Oh, go on."

"King Julien, take this potion

and from this moment forth

you will be known as the King of Love."

Ah!

King of Love?

Come, Maurice. We have much work to do.

Wake up, Africa. it's Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day to you.

And Happy Valentine's Day to you.

- Who?

- You, you, you, and you.

What's Valentine's Day?

Hold up.

Don't tell me you've never heard of...

The best day of the year! Whoo!

Wow, you're really into this holiday, huh?

Please, you have no idea.

We love you, Alex!

And I love this holiday!

Oh, Alex.

So, what do we do with these?

That's the best part.

Once you get a Valentine,

you get to give one back.

Here, I'll start you off. "Dear Alex,

you're the best. Love you, Ostrich."

See, now I can display it right here

on my very own Valentine's tree!

Huh? Huh?

Whoa! Hey!

Hey! What's going on?

King Julien's selling a magical

love potion. I want some!

A love potion?

- I want some!

- Me, too!

Wait for me!

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up!

Guys, Valentine's tree.

It's not going anywhere.

And neither are we, Alex.

Now, come on, let's go see what

that psychotic lemur's up to now.

You know what, you... Why don't you...

I think you guys could...

You guys go ahead. I'll catch up later.

Where is he going?

Uh, acupuncture appointment?

Yep, definitely acupuncture.

Come on. Gotta go.

- Her name is G-L-O-R-I-A. Gloria!

- Gloria!

Stop. Stop. Stop. Come on, you guys. This

is my first Valentine's Day with Gloria.

This surprise has to be perfect.

I'm fine, I'm fine, okay.

What are you doing?

Ugh, look at him.

All stressed out

and driving everyone crazy.

Skipper, what are you going

to get Hula Girl for Valentine's Day?

Nothing! No hokey knickknacks

or cheesy gestures needed here.

Isn't that right, dollface?

Drama!

What the...

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around.

Today is your lucky day

because the King of Love's

love potion spectacular is about to begin.

Go take your troubles to the King of love

That's me!

The Heavens sent me, from above

Go on, everybody, get into a line

Try a little spray

of Love Potion Number Nine

Oh! Me, me, me, me. I'll try it.

Ah-ha!

Here's a young fellow I've never met, ever.

Let me guess.

Little irritating pest like yourself.

Probably not too popular, are you?

No! I'm not popular.

- Well, your luck's about to change.

- Ow!

Just sign this contract committing you

to eternal servitude

- and I will make you...

- Irresistible.

Yes! Let's do it.

- Open your eye.

- It burns!

Oh-ho-ho!

Oh!

- Ew!

- Dang!

Well, hello!

Aren't you just the most adorable

little thing I've ever seen?

Oh!

Ah!

Come on! it's a dude.

Do it.

Ugh.

I'm irresistible!

- I wanna be irresistible!

- Me, too!

Sign here, sign here.

I like you.

How you like me now?

No!

Next.

- I want some!

- Me, too!

Right here, right here!

Oh, come on, fellas.

You're not buying all of this, are you?

Well, I ain't buying it.

I mean, a love potion? Zebras, please.

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

I ain't never seen a zebra like you before.

I'm not a zebra. I'm an okapi.

Crack-a-lackin'.

Crack-a-lackin'.

Where did you come from?

Just visiting from another reserve.

Hey, I can show you around!

- So could I!

- So could I!

- So could I!

- Me, too!

I know this place better than anyone!

Aw! Looks like somebody got bit

by the love bug.

Yeah, well, so did all of them.

Okay, see you later then.

Bye!

If only I had something to make me

stand out from the pack.

Lave Potion Number Nine

Irresistible.

Ha!

I mean, nice doing business with you.

Marty, there's no such thing

as a love potion.

You could make her a card.

Spray me.

Open your eye.

Whoops! Fresh out.

No, no, Julien. You gotta get me more.

What do I look like? A wizard?

I don't know how to make that stuff.

- Fine. No love potion, no contract.

- Yeah!

You'll hear from my attorney!

Maurice, you're my attorney.

Can he do that?

I don't know.

Hey, come on!

Wait. What am I supposed to do now?

You're the King of Love. Figure it out.

A love potion?

Yes, I need you to make me

another batch of it.

Negative, twinkletoes.

What? Why?

I don't like you.

And besides, the only place

to find ingredients like these around here

is at the human safari camp.

Forget it! That place is a deathtrap!

Skipper, I need 300 pink coconuts

for Gloria's tiara, stat.

Whoa, sounds like a blast.

But we've got a rendezvous

at the human safari camp.

Where's a monkey

when you need one?

Ugh. Fellas, if I ever let some doll

get to me like that,

just put me down.

What? What did I do?

Target identified, sir. All clear. Skipper.

This silent treatment is killing me.

Just tell me what's bothering you.

I can't get into this right now, dollface.

Keep lookout. We'll be back in a jiff.

Whoo.

Today must be my lucky day.

I tell you, fellas, it's like I'm talking

to a piece of wood.

How am I supposed to know

what she's thinking?

- I mean, I'm not a mind reader.

What is going on in here? Penguins?

You can only get so far

when the conversation's all one-sided.

Rico?

Fire! Stop, drop and roll!

One minute everything's peachy

and the next, sneak attack.

Flanks me with the cold shoulder.

Skipper, with all due respect...

You and your lady friend need

to patch things up. Pronto!

You're right, I deserve that.

Um, Skipper, there's something you need

to see up here.

- Whoa.

- This better be important, Private.

Shiitake mushrooms.

Penguins! Get them!

- Hula Girl!

- We'll deal with this later!

Dollface!

- Rose petals?

- Check.

- Water?

- Check.

Is it ready yet? There must be 50 zebras

all up in her face right now.

Come on, Marty. This things not going

to make you irresistible.

Trying to work here.

Melman? Where did that giraffe go?

Chop-chop, Kowalski.

I need that potion now.

Rate this script:3.0 / 1 vote