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A couple more love songs on that ukulele

and I'll be done for.

All right, everybody out. Out, out, out!

Final ingredient.

Hexyl cinnamaldehyde.

Hexyl cinna what?

I don't know! Just improvise.

Lovebug?

Why not?

Whoa!

Gentlemen, Love Potion Number 10.

Finally! Oh!

Hey!

- Sorry.

- Marty, wait!

Alex, come here. Is something going on?

- What?

- Is Melman avoiding me?

- No, no. It... I... Marty!

Should I make you another batch?

There's no time.

Don Ho's not stealing my girl

without a fight!

Marty, this will never work!

You never know unless you try.

- Ow! What the...

- He's right, freak.

The joke will be on you

when my magic potion works its magic.

And the water buffalo said,

"That's not my mama."

I'll admit it. I like romantic comedies.

- Hey, where's she going?

- What?

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

- We were talking.

- What she doing?

- Hello!

Hi, there.

She spoke to me.

- Did I say that out loud?

I don't know what it is about you,

but there's something that

I just find irresistible.

Wow.

Check it out, it's actually working.

How can it be permissible

She compromise my principle

Yeah, yeah

Oh!

She a craze you endorse

she's a powerful force

You're obliged to conform

when there's no other course

Ah!

But now I find her

Whoo!

Higher, higher!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Call me.

Simply irresistible

Hey, Alex, welcome to the love shack.

Ho-ho. Wow. Yeah, this is really something.

Oh, you've gotta read some

of these Valentines.

I didn't think they could find a word

to rhyme with magnificent. But they did!

- Ha-ha!

Yeah, you know, speaking of Valentines, I

realized I still hadn't given you yours. So...

Great! Throw it on the pile.

Oh! How could I have missed the pile?

Okay, I'll just be on my way then.

Unless you have something...

That's the stuff!

...for me?

Mmm. Smells like jojoba.

Oh, did you say something out loud? Alex?

Any requests, Marty?

Free Bird?

At least I never needed

a magic love potion to get my Valentines.

They came naturally.

I don't know, Julien.

This doesn't look like

the one the penguins made.

Don't worry, hippo woman.

I threw in a few new ingredients

to kick it up a notch.

That giraffe won't know what hit him.

- Nice try, Julien.

- Hey!

- Alex!

- Seriously, Gloria, come on.

Not you, too.

But I think I might be losing Melman.

You are!

You're not losing Melman.

You don't need this.

Yes, you do!

Oh, I don't know what to think any more!

Gloria!

Could this day get any worse?

Ow! What was that?

A wake-up call.

Wake up? What are you talking about?

You used to be a New York giant.

Now, your hair's a mess

and you're all alone.

Yeah, well, it's your fault.

Your stupid potion is making

everybody crazy.

Is it? Or are you crazy not to try it?

Yeah, right.

You can be irresistible.

Just like you were back in New York.

Close your eyes.

Can you hear the crowd

screaming your name?

"We love you, freak." They're going

crazy for you. Do you hear it?

Yeah, I can hear them.

- Freak, freak, freak, freak.

- Freak.

They can't control themselves. Freak!

- Freak! Freak!

- Freak!

Don't you want that back again?

I do.

Sign here.

Now, go get your mojo back.

What is that smell?

Ladies and gentlemen, Alex the Lion!

- Ha-ha!

- You reek!

- Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna be sick.

- Me, too!

Get away from us!

Hey. wait!

- How long is this song?

- Whoo-hoo!

I think I need a little air.

Hey, where's Marty?

Where's Marty?

Ah!

That's more like it.

What's more like it?

All right. Why don't you take five, ladies?

I need a little Marty time.

Sounds great.

- Come on, everybody. it's Marty time.

You guys are funny.

But seriously, I need a little space.

A little more space, please.

More space, more space!

- Hey, look! There's Marty!

- Where?

Easy, easy. Perfect.

Save yourself!

Save my what?

Oh.

- Melman?

- What?

Melman!

Melman, why don't you wanna

spend time with me today?

What? No, it's not you. It's...

- it's me? You're dumping me?

- I'm what?

- On Valentine's Day?

- No!

You sick, sick giraffe!

- Gloria!

I don't wanna be irresistible any more!

Come back, Marty! Wait, where's Marty?

Um...

What are we doing here?

Who's Marty?

Beats me.

Oh, girl, I hope that's not permanent.

No more love potion.

Operation "Hula Rescue" is a go!

Skipper, she's heavily guarded.

Not for long.

Listen up, pretty boy, I may not have

your perfect tan or your chiseled abs

but I've got something you'll never have,

a wounded heart.

Dollface, it took losing you

to realize how much I need you in my life.

Just let me talk.

I used to think Valentine's Day

was just a superficial holiday

for sissies, wussies, and pansies.

But now I realize that buying cheap flowers

or some pre-packaged chocolate

isn't just a whacked-out

merchandising conspiracy,

it's also just a nice thing to do.

Huh! Not again!

Skipper! Code red!

Handle it!

- Goodbye!

Well, Hula Girl, I'm begging you.

Will you take me back?

Is that a yes? Or no?

Ha-ha!

Not my bobblehead!

Stop it!

Is it yes, you need more time?

Or, or no, you're not ready to answer?

Oh, come on, make up your mind!

You are mine now!

It's a yes!

Aw!

Well, no hard feelings, kid.

Hope we can all stay friends.

No! No!

I don't get it. What happened today?

Well, it's his loss.

I'm over it!

What in the world?

Music? Dance number? Lady Liberty float?

Oh, Melman.

Come on, Julien.

I need that potion.

Mmm. I don't know.

Skinny, sickly guy like yourself.

What could you possibly do for me?

I can reach tall places.

Okay, deal.

Don't you make that deal,

Melman Menkowitz.

- Oh, great. They're gonna make up.

- Come on, Frankie.

Okay, this is like the sweetest thing

that anyone's ever tried to do for me.

Yeah, until I ruined it.

Baby, I didn't need all this.

All I wanted to know was that

you were thinking about me.

Hmm. Oh, I was thinking about you.

Aw!

Yeah, well, here's someone

none of us was thinking about.

Aw.

You know what? I think I know

something that might cheer him up.

"Roses are red, violets are blue,

I love writing myself Valentines,

but no one else seems to do it to me."

It's too wordy.

Huh?

What the...

Uh...

We know it's not like it was

back at the zoo, but...

- We could make you some more.

- No.

You got it just right.

It's not about how many cards you get,

it's about who you get them from.

Aw!

Wow! No offense, but you stink!

You need a bath!

- In turpentine!

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around!

Oh, not again!

The King of Love is back with

a brand new bottle of...

And the lucky freak who gets

to try it first will be...

- Ha-ha!

- Ah!

It's okay. It's okay.

There's still some left.

Now, who wants it?

- Ew!

That is disgusting!

Oh, King Julien...

Oh, that's a nightmare coming.

Hey, you can't leave.

You must sign the contract.

Maurice, you're my lawyer. Do something!

I would advise against

any sudden movement right now, Julien.

Where is the love?

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