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Magic Mike XXL
Yo, let's go.
Yep.
Hey
la la
la la
can fall at the first brick
If the cement don't stick
But I've been told that it
only gets harder from there
Mm, I said now that I'm young,
I just do what I do
I don't second-guess
too much
Shed my ties,
and I'm not that wise
I'm not a grown-up...
We have got to get
a retail space, man.
I'm so over
these contractors
Nickel and Diming
our margins all day.
Yeah.
I hear you, man.
Watch the mirror.
That's it.
Come on, man.
Hey, pal, it's Tarzan.
Found your number on Google.
Hope it's the right one.
Look, I know it's been a while,
through Tampa,
I figured you'd want to know.
I got some real bad news
about Dallas.
He's gone, bro.
Can I help you?
Hi.
I'm here for the wake.
There's no wake here.
All aboard!
Okay. Sorry.
I... I... I... I...
I... I... I...
Come on, baby!
Whoo!
Holy sh*t. What the f***
are you doing here?
Your towel. Your towel.
Your towel.
Oh. Yeah. Just go with it, baby.
Hey, fellas!
Catch and release!
No!
No, no, no!
Millions of people
living as foes
Nice entrance.
Hey, what's with
this f***ing suit, bro?
Well, I don't know.
Somebody told me
this was a wake.
A wake?
Yeah. Dallas.
He's not dead?
You told
him he was dead?
but we got...
But we had a f***ing couple
of drinks, and we were like,
"he's got the girl
and the job,
and he's not gonna come unless
we really get his attention."
Okay, if he's not dead,
then where is he?
He f***ing bailed on us, man.
He took the kid.
Started a new show overseas.
Wow.
Where?
Macaw.
Macau.
F***ing China.
Some D-Bag investor offered
Dallas a whole bunch of money...
Don't say his name, man.
Don't give it that power.
I can say his name.
He's not f***ing Voldemort.
F***in' first time
you backflipped off that balcony
in the middle
of the night.
Here she is.
Yeah, liquid acid, man.
That'll take you back
to the original self.
No, f*** that sh*t, man.
I woke up under a car
in the parking lot.
White shadow, meet Mikey.
Hi.
Mikey Lane, white shadow.
Yeah. We've met.
Oh, I think she likes you, Mike.
All right.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah,
she definitely likes you.
Jesus f***.
You look good, Mike.
How's everything going, man?
Things are good, man.
They're really good.
We got so many orders, I don't
even have enough employees.
Uh, I don't know.
We're about to expand
and get a retail spot.
That's nice, man.
Yeah. Dude, I'm just...
I'm just happy to be running
my own show for once.
I feel that one.
How's the old girl?
She's good, man.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah, I mean...
You guys...
You still haven't told me
what the f*** y'all are doing
in Tampa.
Today, you are looking at it,
brother.
Just basking in the glory
of our good fortune.
But tomorrow we start
the pilgrimage to myrtle beach
for the convention.
That's right.
One last f***ing ride, baby.
How's that work
without Dallas?
Well, you see, we, uh...
Tobias is gonna M.C.
All right, all right, all right!
tonight?
Just do it just like that.
We got a couple days
to perfect that.
Uh, look.
two freak shows,
one who can barely dance.
One... person of color?
I think you mean two.
I mean, you're f***ing Algerian,
bro.
Armenian, a**hole.
Oh, right. Yeah.
Armenia.
for all those good little
Christian women.
Present.
I mean, what the f*** more
do you need?
Right?
Seize the day!
Seize the day.
- Am I right?
- Yeah! Yes.
I'm Goddamned if I'm gonna let
my last memory of this business
be getting laid off.
That's right.
If I'm going down,
I'm going down in a... in a...
In a f***in' Tsunami
of dollar bills!
Can I get an "Amen"?
Yes.
Amen, brother!
Make it rain!
Amen!
All right, let's cut this,
then sand it and stain it.
Hey, Mike, any word
on that thing we talked about?
Uh... y... look.
Yes, uh, is... is the answer,
but it just can't be right now.
I mean, we need a couple more
reliable accounts
before I can get a policy
for you.
All right?
Yo, get outta here.
Go have dinner with your family.
I can do this.
Nah, man. Come on.
It's no problem, man.
Come on, it's fine.
Seriously.
Yeah? I got it. I got it.
Go home.
Thanks. Thanks, brother.
You're listening
to the golden age of hip-hop.
Only on spotify.
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows
how to ride
Without even falling off
Got to be compatible
Takes to my limits
Girl, when I break you off
I promise that you won't
want to get off
You're horny
Let's do it
Ride it
My pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
You're horny
Let's do it
Ride it
My pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
Sittin' here flossin'
Peepin' your steelo
Just once
if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Make sure it's secure.
Pack the pump?
Brought one for you, too.
All right.
That's got the brace.
You got the knee brace in there.
Copy.
Hey, Ken, you got that endless
summer spray tan mix, brother?
You know I do, brother.
First thing I packed.
Y'all got room for
one more on this motherf***er?
What in the hell
are you doing here, man?
What do you think
I'm doing here, man?
You said seize the day.
I ain't missing this sh*t.
You got off work?
C.E.O. Of my own company.
I take vacations
when I want them.
Wait.
Your girl gave you a hall pass?
I don't need a hall pass,
I just somebody to tell me
that this isn't a terrible idea.
Oh, this is a horrible idea.
But you can't take it back now.
So get the f***
on the Van.
Let's go.
Yeah!
This is like when Justin
came back to backstreet.
You f***ing kidding me?
Justin was in nsync.
Kevin Richardson came back
to Backstreet in 2012.
Get your Orlando history
straight.
I'm not from Orlando.
I don't give a sh*t.
Well, you know who does give
a sh*t?
People who actually have
musical taste.
Backstreet was
the only legitimate boy band
that ever came out of Florida,
period.
And that conversation
just happened.
Welcome back, Mike!
Welcome back, brother.
Oh, my, oh, tell me why
Ain't this something
that money can't buy?
Oh, money
Money
Money
Money
Money
Money
That money can't...
Hey, Mikey, what do you
think of the truck, bro?
This thing's f***ing crazy.
Right?
Hey, so, I got my, uh,
my buddy Martn.
He hooked me up with his uncle's
old roach coach.
And then I got Tarzan
back there
to paint it up
all sick Picasso style.
Yeah, I mean, I'm mostly
an oil-on-canvas guy,
but I did the best I could.
What exactly are y'all doing
out of it, though?
I'm making artisanal
probiotic Froyo.
I serve it
out of this side.
Tobias spins
out of the other.
The whole thing's like
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