Magic Valley Page #3

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MM-HMM.

THAT'S A NICE ONE.

MM-HMM.

IS YOUR GRANDPA HOME?

MM-HMM.

IS YOUR GRANDPA HOME?

OVER THERE.

OH, NO.

WHAT'D I DO THIS TIME?

STICK 'EM UP.

WHAT'D I DO THIS TIME?

STICK 'EM UP.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

STICK 'EM UP.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

HOW YOU DOING, ED?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

HOW YOU DOING, ED?

HOW YOU BEEN?

HOW YOU DOING, ED?

HOW YOU BEEN?

NOT BAD.

HOW YOU BEEN?

NOT BAD.

HEY, DREW, THIS IS JIMMY, ONE OF

NOT BAD.

HEY, DREW, THIS IS JIMMY, ONE OF

MY DEPUTIES.

HEY, DREW, THIS IS JIMMY, ONE OF

MY DEPUTIES.

YEAH.

MY DEPUTIES.

YEAH.

I SEE YOU'RE CUTTING UP A BI YEAH.

I SEE YOU'RE CUTTING UP A BI OF WOOD HERE, HUH?

I SEE YOU'RE CUTTING UP A BI OF WOOD HERE, HUH?

YEAH, BILLY AND ME WENT UP

OF WOOD HERE, HUH?

YEAH, BILLY AND ME WENT UP

LAST WEEKEND UP ABOVE CORRAL,

YEAH, BILLY AND ME WENT UP

LAST WEEKEND UP ABOVE CORRAL,

OVER AT COUCH SUMMIT.

LAST WEEKEND UP ABOVE CORRAL,

OVER AT COUCH SUMMIT.

THAT SOMETHING?

OVER AT COUCH SUMMIT.

THAT SOMETHING?

I SEE YOU'RE DOING DOUBLE

THAT SOMETHING?

I SEE YOU'RE DOING DOUBLE

DUTY AS A GRANDPA, TOO.

I SEE YOU'RE DOING DOUBLE

DUTY AS A GRANDPA, TOO.

YEAH.

DUTY AS A GRANDPA, TOO.

YEAH.

SHE'S SOMETHING.

YEAH.

SHE'S SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT SHE'S

SHE'S SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT SHE'S

SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT SHE'S

SOMETHING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SOMETHING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, IT'S FUN, THOUGH, ISN' [ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, IT'S FUN, THOUGH, ISN' IT?

YEAH, IT'S FUN, THOUGH, ISN' IT?

WELL, LOOK, I'D LOVE TO STAND

IT?

WELL, LOOK, I'D LOVE TO STAND

HERE AND SHOOT THE BREEZE WITH

WELL, LOOK, I'D LOVE TO STAND

HERE AND SHOOT THE BREEZE WITH

YOU.

HERE AND SHOOT THE BREEZE WITH

YOU.

WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK.

YOU.

WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK.

JUST STOPPED BY TO SEE IF YOU

WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK.

JUST STOPPED BY TO SEE IF YOU

HAD ANY HAY LEFT.

JUST STOPPED BY TO SEE IF YOU

HAD ANY HAY LEFT.

WELL, I WISH YOU'D STOPPED A

HAD ANY HAY LEFT.

WELL, I WISH YOU'D STOPPED A

COUPLE DAYS SOONER.

WELL, I WISH YOU'D STOPPED A

COUPLE DAYS SOONER.

WE, UH, SOLD THE LAST OF I COUPLE DAYS SOONER.

WE, UH, SOLD THE LAST OF I WEDNESDAY.

WE, UH, SOLD THE LAST OF I WEDNESDAY.

UH, HOW SOON DO YOU NEED IT?

WEDNESDAY.

UH, HOW SOON DO YOU NEED IT?

NOW. I NEED IT NOW.

UH, HOW SOON DO YOU NEED IT?

NOW. I NEED IT NOW.

OH.

NOW. I NEED IT NOW.

OH.

YEAH.

OH.

YEAH.

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CUT YOUR

YEAH.

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CUT YOUR

BOTTOM FIELD, ALL RIGHT?

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CUT YOUR

BOTTOM FIELD, ALL RIGHT?

WILL DO, WILL DO.

BOTTOM FIELD, ALL RIGHT?

WILL DO, WILL DO.

THANKS, DREW.

WILL DO, WILL DO.

THANKS, DREW.

GOOD SEEING YOU.

THANKS, DREW.

GOOD SEEING YOU.

[ GIRL SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ DOG BARKING ]

[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT IN THE

FIELD.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT IN THE

FIELD.

WE WERE.

FIELD.

WE WERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE WERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

DAD'S SHOVEL.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

DAD'S SHOVEL.

DID YOU LOOK OUT BY THE

DAD'S SHOVEL.

DID YOU LOOK OUT BY THE

STALLS?

DID YOU LOOK OUT BY THE

STALLS?

NO.

STALLS?

NO.

YOU GUYS ABOUT READY FOR SOME

NO.

YOU GUYS ABOUT READY FOR SOME

LUNCH?

YOU GUYS ABOUT READY FOR SOME

LUNCH?

OKAY, WELL, COME AND GET IT.

[ BIRDS CHIRPING, COWS MOOING ]

[ CREEK BABBLING,

MOOING, CHIRPING CONTINUES ]

[ MOOING CONTINUES ]

[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF,

MUSIC STOPS ]

SH*T.

[ FLIES BUZZING ]

OH, SH*T.

HEY. HEY.

HEY.

THANKS.

HEY.

THANKS.

YEAH.

THANKS.

YEAH.

LOT OF MORTS, HUH?

YEAH.

LOT OF MORTS, HUH?

WHAT HAPPENED?

LOT OF MORTS, HUH?

WHAT HAPPENED?

SEE HOW LOW THE WATER IS?

WHAT HAPPENED?

SEE HOW LOW THE WATER IS?

THE FISH DON'T GET ENOUGH

SEE HOW LOW THE WATER IS?

THE FISH DON'T GET ENOUGH

OXYGEN.

THE FISH DON'T GET ENOUGH

OXYGEN.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WATER?

OXYGEN.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WATER?

SOME SON OF A B*TCH UP THERE

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WATER?

SOME SON OF A B*TCH UP THERE

DIVERTED IT.

SOME SON OF A B*TCH UP THERE

DIVERTED IT.

WHERE?

DIVERTED IT.

WHERE?

I THINK IT'S THAT BIT OF LAND

WHERE?

I THINK IT'S THAT BIT OF LAND

MR. DOLAN'S LEASING TO THAT GUY

I THINK IT'S THAT BIT OF LAND

MR. DOLAN'S LEASING TO THAT GUY

FROM CALIFORNIA.

MR. DOLAN'S LEASING TO THAT GUY

FROM CALIFORNIA.

DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT THERE'S

FROM CALIFORNIA.

DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT THERE'S

PONDS DOWN HERE?

DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT THERE'S

PONDS DOWN HERE?

HE'S SUPPOSED TO.

PONDS DOWN HERE?

HE'S SUPPOSED TO.

[ BREATHING RAPIDLY ]

THAT SH*T'S HARD FOR A

SMOKER.

WHAT'S THAT?

SMOKER.

WHAT'S THAT?

JUST BREATHING IN AND OU WHAT'S THAT?

JUST BREATHING IN AND OU LIKE THAT.

JUST BREATHING IN AND OU LIKE THAT.

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

LIKE THAT.

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

IT'S HARD.

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

IT'S HARD.

[ LAUGHS ]

IT'S HARD.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ COUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ COUGHS ]

OH, MAN.

[ COUGHS ]

OH, MAN.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

OH, MAN.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

OH, MAN.

WHAT'S UP, MAN?

OH, MAN.

EHH...

OH, MAN.

EHH...

AHH!

EHH...

AHH!

[ LAUGHS ]

AHH!

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

YOU UP NEXT?

OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

YOU UP NEXT?

NO. NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU UP NEXT?

NO. NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

P*SSY.

NO. NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

P*SSY.

COME ON, DUDE.

P*SSY.

COME ON, DUDE.

I'VE ALREADY DONE IT A BUNCH OF

COME ON, DUDE.

I'VE ALREADY DONE IT A BUNCH OF

TIMES.

I'VE ALREADY DONE IT A BUNCH OF

TIMES.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING CHOKED

TIMES.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING CHOKED

RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING CHOKED

RIGHT NOW.

LET IT GO.

RIGHT NOW.

LET IT GO.

[ CHUCKLES ] FAG.

LET IT GO.

[ CHUCKLES ] FAG.

DO ME, JOHN.

[ CHUCKLES ] FAG.

DO ME, JOHN.

DO YOU? SURE, I'LL DO YOU.

DO ME, JOHN.

DO YOU? SURE, I'LL DO YOU.

I MEAN, IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY,

DO YOU? SURE, I'LL DO YOU.

I MEAN, IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY,

IT SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT,

I MEAN, IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY,

IT SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT,

YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU A THROW.

IT SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT,

YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU A THROW.

[ BREATHING RAPIDLY ]

ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS, THOUGH?

IT'S JUST LIKE ANYTHING.

YOU ONLY KILL A COUPLE BRAIN

IT'S JUST LIKE ANYTHING.

YOU ONLY KILL A COUPLE BRAIN

CELLS.

LIKE A FISH.

[ GASPS, GROANS ]

OH...MY GOD.

[ GASPS, GROANS ]

OH...MY GOD.

OH, SH*T, MAN.

[ BOTTLE CLINKS ]

[ GIRL BREATHING RAPIDLY ]

[ BREATHING STOPS ]

[ FLY BUZZES ]

[ CAT MEOWS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ CAT MEOWING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ CAT MEOWING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ MEOWING CONTINUES ]

[ RHYTHMIC KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

I NEED TO PEE.

YEAH, JUST A SECOND.

I NEED TO PEE.

YEAH, JUST A SECOND.

[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

[ BREATHING RAPIDLY ]

GOT TO SQUEEZE HARDER.

SO, WHAT HAPPENED AFTER I

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