Magic Valley Page #6

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I WAS JUST CALLING TO SEE IF

YOU GUYS WANTED TO COME OVER

FOR LUNCH TOMORROW AFTER

YOU GUYS WANTED TO COME OVER

FOR LUNCH TOMORROW AFTER

CHURCH.

FOR LUNCH TOMORROW AFTER

CHURCH.

I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY PRETTY

CHURCH.

I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY PRETTY

BUSY.

I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY PRETTY

BUSY.

GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU GET A

BUSY.

GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU GET A

CHANCE.

GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU GET A

CHANCE.

[ BEEP ]

CHANCE.

[ BEEP ]

9:
22, MESSAGE 2.

[ BEEP ]

9:
22, MESSAGE 2.

[ BEEP ]

9:
22, MESSAGE 2.

[ BEEP ]

HI. THIS IS KATIE.

[ BEEP ]

HI. THIS IS KATIE.

I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY SUSAN

HI. THIS IS KATIE.

I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY SUSAN

WASN'T AT PRACTICE.

I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY SUSAN

WASN'T AT PRACTICE.

I WANTED TO MAKE SURE

WASN'T AT PRACTICE.

I WANTED TO MAKE SURE

EVERYTHING WAS OKAY.

I WANTED TO MAKE SURE

EVERYTHING WAS OKAY.

HOPE TO SEE HER ON MONDAY.

EVERYTHING WAS OKAY.

HOPE TO SEE HER ON MONDAY.

[ DIAL TONE ]

HOPE TO SEE HER ON MONDAY.

[ DIAL TONE ]

SUSAN?

[ DIAL TONE ]

SUSAN?

CAN I COME IN?

IT'S AFTER 1:
00.

YOU MISSED PRACTICE.

SUSIE?

[ WATER DRIPPING ]

HELLO?

SUSAN?

[ Dialing ]

SUSAN, IT'S YOUR MOTHER.

WOULD YOU PLEASE CALL ME AND

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE.

WOULD YOU PLEASE CALL ME AND

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE.

THANK YOU.

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE.

THANK YOU.

[ Beep ]

THANK YOU.

[ Beep ]

[ SHOVEL SCRAPING ]

[ GROANS ]

I WANT TO TRY.

OKAY.

THE GROUND'S REALLY HARD.

YEAH, IT IS.

HERE.

WE MIGHT JUST...NO.

HERE.

WE MIGHT JUST...NO.

WE -- WE CAN JUST PUT THE

WE MIGHT JUST...NO.

WE -- WE CAN JUST PUT THE

DIRT ON TOP OF HER.

WE -- WE CAN JUST PUT THE

DIRT ON TOP OF HER.

I DON'T THINK SO.

DIRT ON TOP OF HER.

I DON'T THINK SO.

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED

I DON'T THINK SO.

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO DO, THOUGH.

IT MIGHT BE NICER DOWN BY THE

CREEK.

YEAH.

CREEK.

YEAH.

IT MIGHT BE A NICE PLACE TO

YEAH.

IT MIGHT BE A NICE PLACE TO

PUT HER.

IT MIGHT BE A NICE PLACE TO

PUT HER.

AND SOFTER, TOO.

PUT HER.

AND SOFTER, TOO.

YEAH.

AND SOFTER, TOO.

YEAH.

[ CREEK BABBLING ]

WHAT ABOUT NEXT TO THAT?

THE TREE?

UH-HUH.

[ BIRDS CHIRPING, COWS MOOING ]

[ GUNSHOT, MOOING CONTINUES ]

[ GUNSHOT ]

SO, WALKER'S OUT PATROLLING

WITH JIMMY, AND THEY'RE HUNTING

DOWN THIS GUY WHO KIDNAPPED

WITH JIMMY, AND THEY'RE HUNTING

DOWN THIS GUY WHO KIDNAPPED

JIMMY'S FRIEND'S SISTER.

DOWN THIS GUY WHO KIDNAPPED

JIMMY'S FRIEND'S SISTER.

AND, UH, THEY GET TO THIS

JIMMY'S FRIEND'S SISTER.

AND, UH, THEY GET TO THIS

WAREHOUSE, AND, UH, UH,

AND, UH, THEY GET TO THIS

WAREHOUSE, AND, UH, UH,

WALKER -- HE GOES TO KICK IN THE

WAREHOUSE, AND, UH, UH,

WALKER -- HE GOES TO KICK IN THE

DOOR, BUT IT DOESN'T OPEN, SO...

WALKER -- HE GOES TO KICK IN THE

DOOR, BUT IT DOESN'T OPEN, SO...

THEN JIMMY...GIVES IT A TRY.

DOOR, BUT IT DOESN'T OPEN, SO...

THEN JIMMY...GIVES IT A TRY.

HANG ON A SECOND.

THEN JIMMY...GIVES IT A TRY.

HANG ON A SECOND.

[ STATIC CRACKLING ]

HANG ON A SECOND.

[ STATIC CRACKLING ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

[ CRACKLING CONTINUES ]

[ WIND GUSTING ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ WIND GUSTING ]

[ SIGHS ]

OH, I THOUGHT I SAW A BIRD.

[ SIGHS ]

OH, I THOUGHT I SAW A BIRD.

I GUESS NOT.

OH, I THOUGHT I SAW A BIRD.

I GUESS NOT.

MIGHT HAVE BEEN A QUAIL.

I GUESS NOT.

MIGHT HAVE BEEN A QUAIL.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'VE

MIGHT HAVE BEEN A QUAIL.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'VE

SEEN OF THAT SHOW, BUT JIMMY'S

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'VE

SEEN OF THAT SHOW, BUT JIMMY'S

TRYING TO SET WALKER UP WITH

SEEN OF THAT SHOW, BUT JIMMY'S

TRYING TO SET WALKER UP WITH

THIS GAL, AND --

TRYING TO SET WALKER UP WITH

THIS GAL, AND --

[ BEEPING ]

THIS GAL, AND --

[ BEEPING ]

LOOKS LIKE THAT GUY WAS DOING

[ BEEPING ]

LOOKS LIKE THAT GUY WAS DOING

LOOKS LIKE THAT GUY WAS DOING

IN A 60-MILE-AN-HOUR ZONE.

IN A 60-MILE-AN-HOUR ZONE.

YEAH, WELL, I-I USUALLY JUS IN A 60-MILE-AN-HOUR ZONE.

YEAH, WELL, I-I USUALLY JUS LET SOMETHING LIKE THAT SLIDE

YEAH, WELL, I-I USUALLY JUS LET SOMETHING LIKE THAT SLIDE

UNLESS THEY'RE REALLY BOOKING

LET SOMETHING LIKE THAT SLIDE

UNLESS THEY'RE REALLY BOOKING

IT.

UNLESS THEY'RE REALLY BOOKING

IT.

76 IN A 60 KIND OF IS BOOKING

IT.

76 IN A 60 KIND OF IS BOOKING

IT...IN MY BOOK.

76 IN A 60 KIND OF IS BOOKING

IT...IN MY BOOK.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

IT...IN MY BOOK.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ CLICK, SIREN WAILS ]

[ WAILING CONTINUES ]

FREAKIN' JIMMY, MAN.

ED?

ED?

[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]

I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!

CHRIST.

I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!

CHRIST.

WHOO-HOO!

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

UH...

ONE SHOT!

UH...

ONE SHOT!

...HE WAS JUST...

ONE SHOT!

...HE WAS JUST...

ONE SHOT!

...HE WAS JUST...

ONE SHOT!

...HE SHOT A PHEASANT.

ONE SHOT!

...HE SHOT A PHEASANT.

WELL, WHY THE HELL YOU

...HE SHOT A PHEASANT.

WELL, WHY THE HELL YOU

PULLING ME OVER?

WELL, WHY THE HELL YOU

PULLING ME OVER?

WELL, WE HAD YOU CLOCKED IN

PULLING ME OVER?

WELL, WE HAD YOU CLOCKED IN

AT ABOUT 76 MILES AN HOUR, SO,

WELL, WE HAD YOU CLOCKED IN

AT ABOUT 76 MILES AN HOUR, SO,

UH...

AT ABOUT 76 MILES AN HOUR, SO,

UH...

YOU WERE GOING A BIT FAST THERE.

UH...

YOU WERE GOING A BIT FAST THERE.

UH, YOU MIND SHOWING ME YOUR

YOU WERE GOING A BIT FAST THERE.

UH, YOU MIND SHOWING ME YOUR

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION?

UH, YOU MIND SHOWING ME YOUR

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION?

YEAH, I MIND. SH*T, MAN.

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION?

YEAH, I MIND. SH*T, MAN.

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

NOW MY DAMN INSURANCE IS

GONNA GO UP.

NOW MY DAMN INSURANCE IS

GONNA GO UP.

SH*T!

GONNA GO UP.

SH*T!

I'M SORRY, MAN.

SH*T!

I'M SORRY, MAN.

BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M SORRY, MAN.

BE RIGHT BACK.

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

BE RIGHT BACK.

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

ALL RIGHT!

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

ALL RIGHT!

[ BREATHING DEEPLY, LAUGHING ]

ALL RIGHT!

[ BREATHING DEEPLY, LAUGHING ]

YOU, UH -- YOU SCARED THOSE

[ BREATHING DEEPLY, LAUGHING ]

YOU, UH -- YOU SCARED THOSE

FOLKS HALF TO DEATH.

YOU, UH -- YOU SCARED THOSE

FOLKS HALF TO DEATH.

R-RUN THEIR LICENSE, LET THEM

FOLKS HALF TO DEATH.

R-RUN THEIR LICENSE, LET THEM

GO.

R-RUN THEIR LICENSE, LET THEM

GO.

ISN'T IT A NICE ONE?

GO.

ISN'T IT A NICE ONE?

YEAH. I STILL DON'T THINK

ISN'T IT A NICE ONE?

YEAH. I STILL DON'T THINK

THAT'S LEGAL.

YEAH. I STILL DON'T THINK

THAT'S LEGAL.

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S LEGAL.

[ LAUGHS ]

UH, JUST DON'T GET ANY BLOOD

[ LAUGHS ]

UH, JUST DON'T GET ANY BLOOD

ON MY CAR, OKAY?

UH, JUST DON'T GET ANY BLOOD

ON MY CAR, OKAY?

WE'RE NOT GONNA SIT THERE.

ON MY CAR, OKAY?

WE'RE NOT GONNA SIT THERE.

ALL RIGHT.

[ PUNK MUSIC PLAYING ]

HEY, SO, UH, WHAT'S BROWN AND

STICKY?

A STICK.

YOU GET IT?

'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE -- IT'S

YOU GET IT?

'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE -- IT'S

STICKY, BUT YOU THINK THAT IT --

'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE -- IT'S

STICKY, BUT YOU THINK THAT IT --

I GET IT.

STICKY, BUT YOU THINK THAT IT --

I GET IT.

[ Laughing ] YEAH.

I GET IT.

[ Laughing ] YEAH.

I LIKE THAT JOKE.

[ Laughing ] YEAH.

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