Maid Page #2

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We have to stop this evil plan

before it goes further.

Otherwise, the poor people...

- All done, coach!

- Will get screwed just like your family.

"Breakfast"

BREAK-FAST!

BREAK-FAST!

You must gain the family's trust.

Wait for our orders from your contact.

What's the contact for?

Just pay me extra as your "contact".

No way. If anyone sees us together,

we're all screwed.

This woman saw us together.

What should we do?

We have to kill her.

You watch too much TV.

Who will be our contact?

Don't worry. He will contact you.

These are the new maids, Madam.

You are Waew and Jim, right?

I think you already know

what your duties are here.

In this house you call me "Madam".

Mad-Damn?

What kind of name is that?

No, no, no. It's "Madam".

Mad-Damn?

Why is she called Mad-Damn?

No, no, no. "Madam".

What kind of name is "Mad-Damn"?

Enough!

Just call me Mrs Emma.

We must all get along in this house.

This is the instruction manual

for maids here.

It has all the rules, regulations...

and punishments.

Jim, show them around the house.

Yes, Madam.

There's one thing you

have to understand.

I am in charge of the maids here.

You have to call me "Boss", okay?

Why do I have to call you "Boss"?

We are all maids.

She's such a b*tch, Boss!

Should I slap her?

No, Pookie.

Don't lower yourself to her level.

Hey, fatso!

Just do as I say! Understand?

And one more thing...

You must speak the central dialect...

...or English in this house.

(Understand?)

So uncivilized...

I hate is those who forget

where they come from.

You think you're so high

coz you speak English?

You're just a dumb beetle

in a nice dress!

Slap her first.

Don't do it! Think about the money!

Your bag.

Enough already.

TV sets in Thailand are so cheap.

Hey! It doesn't need a bash!

It's not broken!

It's been censored.

What does "censor" mean?

They're afraid kids'd

get bad influence from TV.

So they blur it.

But I know that

he's holding a cigarette.

Look, he's puffing!

Puff, puff, puff!

Everybody knows he's smoking.

What's the point of censoring it?

Oh, another one?

He's holding a gun to his head.

The blurring thing is useless.

It's all over the place,

I can't see anything!

If they are so afraid,

they shouldn't show the movie

in the first place!

Thai people are so stupid!

So, why are you living in Thailand,

you Karen refugee?

Before you were called Cat

what was your real name

Meow.

But I changed it to "Cat",

Like Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Where are you from?

What? Me?

I'm from Chiang Rai in the far North.

The town of Chiang Khong.

This house is great!

It's so international!

Pookie.

According to Mrs Emma's rules...

everybody must be in bed by 10 pm.

That includes both old

and new maids!

Hop to it!

Go!

The fat girl's a real b*tch, Boss.

I know.

Oh Breakfast

As fast as you can, Madam.

So rural...

...and stupid to boot.

Jim, tea!

What are you doing?

- That's my job!

- Madam called me.

Look what you've done!

I didn't mean to...

I thought you called me,

so I poured tea for you.

But the fat girl got in the way!

I didn't mean it!

Mrs Emma, you called me!

I was only doing my duty!

I didn't want you to think

I'm lazy!

Oh my.

I have two Jims.

I've got an idea.

A way to separate us.

I'm big,

so you can call me "Big Jim".

She's as black as the ace of spades.

So call her "Black Jim".

What do you think?

That's not a bad idea.

"Big Jim".

"Black Jim".

No, no, Mrs Emma.

"Jim" is a slang for "vagina."

You can't call me "Black Vagina."

I'd never be able to show my face

in public again!

Don't be so dramatic, Black Jim.

Remember Clause 1, Article 1.

"Do not argue with Madam".

Yes, Madam.

2 bunches for 7 Baht.

Can I get them for 5 Baht, Lucy?

My name's not Lucy.

Oh! You kind of look like Lucy Liu.

I thought you were filming a movie.

Come on, you can tell me.

Actually, now that I look at you...

you're prettier than Lucy Liu!

Oh, OK. 5 Baht!

- Thank you.

You're so much nicer than...

my last customer.

Bad looking girl with...

# NAME?

- Hey! Come back and pay first!

How much?

5 Baht.

Here... a little something extra.

An eggplant, for free

You have a good look

and a good heart.

I'll take 5 more limes.

Hey! Black Jim!

Come back here to pay for the limes!

Black Jim!

Come back here and pay!

Her name is Black Jim?

Black Jim! Come back!

Take it to her.

Oh, no! It's not my name!

Your name is "Black Jim" too?

Come back next time.

Would you like some dim sum

and Chinese buns?

Our contact will ask you if you want

dim sum and Chinese buns.

You have to say...

3 dim sum and 2 buns, please.

That will be 98 baht.

That will be 98 baht.

98 baht, please.

3 dim sum and 2 buns, right?

20 Baht.

Samorn!

Gohh!!

You moved here, too?

That's great!

I'll have the usual!

2 papaya salads,

2 chickens...

and 3 bags of sticky rice!

Here, I'll help you!

Don't act so friendly!

I don't even know you!

I'm Waew.

Don't you remember me?

I used to live in Khwan's house.

The one with the white roof.

In front of Makok Temple.

It's only been two months!

How could you forget me?

Waew!

Waew.

- Waew, Waew, Waew, Weaw!

- Waew, Waew, Waew, Weaw.

Which Waew?

I don't know you!

Stay still!

Would you like some dim sum

and Chinese buns?

3 dim sum and 2 buns, please.

- Waew, Waew, Waew.

- Waew, Waew, Waew.

I'm off now.

Hey Waew, don't you want your order?

Next time.

What?

You misunderstood the code again?

No, I got it this time.

Hello, Waew and Jim.

It has been two months.

I assume that you have gained

the family's trust.

Your first assignment is this:

Attach this phone tap

to the mobile phones of...

...Sophon, Chaiyasit

and the Minister.

Fatso!

So this is where you've been

slacking off!

You think I couldn't see you?

Get out here!

Do I look like your mother?

Is that why you're always following me

around? Silly old black bag.

I'm telling Madam.

She's a real b*tch, boss.

Very much so.

I'll get her back.

Nosy cow!

After your mission is complete,

you will receive the next assignment.

Good luck.

P.S. This message will

self-destruct immediately.

Oh!

Get off me, fatso.

Get up!

I was startled.

Stop messin' around!

Don't turn on the flashlight

till you put on your mask!

Waew, this is a new lipstick color.

Mrs Emma must have just bought it.

Come and try it!

No thanks. I'm already beautiful.

No matter how much you put on,

it won't help.

Let's go.

Hello.

Master.

Waew.

We got caught.

Hang on.

Don't say anything.

These two maids are

threatening to tell Sophon.

Stop stuttering! Hand it over!

Here's the deal.

Everything is still top secret...

but we have to let them in on it.

...and we have to get Thai citizenship

for the Karen refugee.

Yes.

Get lots of people

to make donations.

Emma!

You look so good for your age!

Take a look at my hair.

Mrs Emma,

I'm not trying to flatter you.

But you are the most

beautiful woman here!

Naturally beautiful... without having

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