Maid Page #3

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been under a knife, I mean.

- Hello, Minister. Hello.

How many songs are you

performing tonight?

Actually, singing is not my cup of tea.

It costs me a million baht per song.

The European Alumni Association

is grateful for all your donations.

All proceeds will be used to help

underprivileged children...

...women and society in general.

Hi, Maggie.

We'll take a short break.

When we return,

we have a beautiful song...

...performed by His Excellency

the Minister and Lady Soitip.

I'm sorry, Lady Soitip.

I'm doing this for my country.

Sh*t!

Where's Lady Soitip?

What?

That girl singing with the Minister

looks very familiar.

I've seen her before somewhere.

Who is she?

Err... we're too far away from

the stage to tell. Let's go.

Sh*t! I haven't been taught

how to open this model!

I'll break it for sure!

Hurry up!

Gotta get the phone back to him.

I've never seen this model before!

Me neither...

May I have 3 minutes of your time?

You don't have to say

I have a great voice.

Just don't leave before

I finish this song.

Stay right here.

I need to go to the gents.

I'll be right back.

You have a great voice.

Khwan!

Why are you in the men's room?

Have you run out of toilet paper?

I'll get you some more.

Shut up!

It stinks in here!

What are you doing here?

This is my number.

Give me a call sometimes.

It's right here.

Curtsy!

What the -

Where do you think you're going?

Stop right now!

To your father's funeral.

These two... we've run a check on them.

Nothing suspicious.

Operation:
M.A. I. D.

What did you do that for?

It's overloaded.

Someone's got to get out.

Go!

Close it!

It can't be any harder

than swatting flies.

Are you okay?

Hello? What's up?

I couldn't seduce him.

I can't believe my eyes...

How can a girl be this pretty

but so damned clumsy?

Yeah, she almost hit me!

I'm still shocked.

What a peasant!

One man was hit.

He was knocked out!

What? What do you want to say?

I'll be right with you.

At least sit and talk to him

for a while.

I don't know what time!

The traffic is terrible.

OK:

I hear it.

Calm down.

I'm here.

What the hell?

Hello?

Yes.

Where are you?

How many of you are there?

What are you doing here?

Why aren't you working?

Shut up, fatso!

I'm telling Mother!

You little b*tch!

I'm older than you!

What's wrong with you?

Why did you slap me?

Chaiyasit hasn't arrived yet?

Bangkok traffic!

I'm getting out here.

Thank you.

Number 3.

It's 20 baht to the number 3 station.

Give me some money!

Pull over, please.

Pull over!

Excuse me, miss. I'm sorry...

...for your own safety...

...please don't cross the yellow line.

Are you talking to me?

Yes

Can I stand here?

No, Miss

Where are you from?

- Let's go, Big Jim.

- Can I...

have your phone number?

Why is it always full

when I step in?

What?

It's not fair! I'm always the last!

Sh*t!

Hey, miss! Where are you going?

Go away.

Are you the new girl?

Use the back door.

Hurry up!

Hey, I'm in the massage parlor.

About time.

Quickly. The customer is waiting.

Excuse me, sir. This is your girl.

Where are you going?

The customer is waiting.

Enjoy yourself, sir.

Come here.

Come sit next to me.

You know what?

...the first time I saw you...

...I fell for you right away.

Do you understand what

I'm saying?

Come here...

Funny girl!

I feel the same way.

The first time I saw you...

...I was trembling all over!

What are you thinking?

Have a drink first.

Dirty old man!

How can you screw in your condition?

Waew, we're here!

Skipping work...

that violates rule number 23.

Stealing the employer's property...

that violates rule number 33.

2 serious charges.

You're fired.

Mrs Emma, please give me

a chance to explain.

We had a reason to skip work.

I was tryin' to protect

your reputation.

What are you talking about?

Tell me.

I got a telegram.

A relative of mine had kicked the bucket.

I rushed out before

I could ask your permission.

The maids in the house

next door are my relatives too.

They spread bad rumors about you.

...Like you were nouveau riche.

They said you weren't really wealthy...

and that you were stingy too!

I decided to have it out

with them at the funeral.

I wanted to show'em...

I showed them your beautiful clothes.

You know?

When they saw your clothes...

...they understood that

you are truly rich.

Really?

I wouldn't lie!

Well then, I forgive you.

I won't fire you.

But I will deduct your salary

by 50 percent.

Would you like some dim sum

and Chinese buns?

So where are my buns?

Would you like some dim sum

and Chinese buns?

Tell me the code.

Damn it! How many times do I have

to say it? You know who I am!

Shh! People will find out the truth...

...that we're government spies!

So far, we've managed to

keep things under wraps.

If you are an imposter,

then I'll be in deep sh*t!

Would you like some dim sum

and Chinese buns?

3 dim sum and 2 buns.

Waew.

You failed me again.

The information has been moved

to Chaiyasit's casino.

You have to retrieve it

from his computer.

Security is incredibly

tight at the casino.

So I'll give you these.

This is pepper spray.

It blinds your victim temporarily.

And this is a 20,000 volt stun gun.

It's for electrocuting people.

Like what fishermen use.

I wish you all a safe return.

Tell Waew I want to see her.

She is doing the laundry, Madam.

Can I help you with something?

Mary here has very kindly

donated some old books.

I need them brought into the house.

I'll do it, Madam.

My heart goes to pieces when

I see those poor little orphans...

I donated 100,000 Baht to them once.

Hello, do you remember me?

I'm Mrs Emma's daughter.

We met at that party...

"European-something..."

They didn't invite me.

I didn't want to go anyway.

No wonder they didn't

raise so much money.

The lift is here. After you.

Let's go to the casino.

Why is it always me?

Go get Big Jim and Cat.

I want them to plant a tree

given to me by Wipa.

They're cleaning the bathroom.

I'll do it, Madam.

Keep a look out for me.

I'll go download the information.

Do you have any money?

Don't look at me like that!

Do you have any money?

Sh*t!

30 red.

Trust me. I'm psychic.

Red!

Here's a 2,000 Baht tip.

Tell me the next result.

My psychic powers

come only once a day.

Take your winnings and go home.

Go away! I'll play by myself then!

I'm sorry.

Excuse me. Is your mother looking for

that special daughter-in-law?

Hey, Willy.

Still as handsome as ever.

You were inside for a while.

Big Jim.

Distract them for me.

Jim!

Damn fatso.

Sophon's sent me

all the customer lists.

OK.

Come on, Willy.

Let's get downstairs and

see what's going on.

I'm with my friends! Really!

I love you, honey.

I'll hurry home soon.

Stupid old b*tch.

Turn on the computer.

It's on!

Press enter.

How do you spell "enter"?

Which one is "enter"?

Which one?

Who's that?

Which camera is it?

Hey!

She's right in front of our room.

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