Maid Page #4

Synopsis: A light-hearted Thai action comedy about a band of female super-spies who carry no guns nor whips, for their weapons are brooms, mops and buckets of dirty water. The four maids in this ...
 
IMDB:
7.1
Year:
2004
92 min
378 Views


Where are you going?

Who used up all the pepper?

You're screwed now!

Eenie-meenie...

...-minee-mo...

Get out of here! Go, go!

Go! We have no time!

Run!

What's the rush?

Luck is on my side.

Look at me. I'm rich!

Give it here.

Hey everybody! Free money!

What the hell is going on?

Go get those 3 b*tches in the lift.

I don't see any of them, sir.

They've all gone.

Quick as lightning.

I'll try and track them down.

Stop!

Hang on!

Hurry up, Cat!

Fatso! Hurry up!

Where have they gone?

Classifieds:
Science Museum

has 48 positions vacant

You made the same mistake again.

Skipping work and stealing clothes.

You have to be sacked.

No need.

I was going to quit anyway.

I don't want to stay.

Let's go.

What about our pay?

Move, fatso!

Do you really want to quit?

I was just starting to have fun.

Well if you're all going to,

then I will too.

It's hard to find people

as crazy as I am.

"Bangkok - Ubonratchthani"

(Northern Line)

Before the sunset.

Before the birds fly back to their nest

Curry and omelettes

Cooked by my mom is the best

Enough of the city

I'm going back home

Going to sleep tight under

the same old blanket

Listen to dad's good night prayers

When am I going to get there?

My heart is aching

I'm like a lost bird.

In a faraway land

But I will return home

The house was huge!

Our boss was called Mad-Damn.

I wet myself laughing!

Take it easy, Mother

And the 2-digit lottery result is...

Damn! I missed it again.

Cut it like this.

So I can look like a superstar.

I just came from the post office.

Here are some letters for you.

Here.

Cool! You got a letter from abroad.

Thank you very much.

These are our letters.

Dear Waew and Jim,

After we parted,

I tried all sorts of jobs in Bangkok.

But they all ended up the same.

All my employers tried to molest me.

I got so sick of that sh*t!

So I decided to go home.

Don't take my baby!

But I'm unhappy with what's

happening at home too.

Nothing has gotten better.

I miss you two a lot.

These days, I can't even make a living.

Bombs are dropping every day.

Thailand is a better place to live.

I'm tired of news about

people committing suicide

to avoid their gambling debts.

The government is going

to legalize casinos.

Think about that.

Illegal gambling is bad enough!

Girls, remember Som's

daughter, Jaew?

She stole her mother's motorcycle...

...sold it, and used the money

to gamble.

Imagine if we have a legal casino.

Our country will be in deep trouble.

Why do we have to

have a legal casino?

I agree.

Look at this.

More porn on page one.

I'm going, Mother.

Take care of yourselves.

I'm gonna make some money for us.

Why don't you stay here with us?

Jim, take care of your sister.

Mother, the bus is leaving.

Wait for me!

Take care of yourselves!

Are you looking for a good time?

How much?

1,500 Baht.

Oh, Lady Soitip,

you're so generous!

Don't worry about things so much.

Oh... you old whore!

No, not you, ma'am!

I didn't mean you.

I just saw my old housemaid.

She made a move on

my husband Prasert once.

Now she's a hooker flogging

herself on the streets.

Prasert, you bastard!

Thank you so much... for coming back

to serve your country.

I'll do whatever it takes

to be a Thai citizen.

Here's the situation. Sophon is keeping

his head low in Chiang Mai.

Chaiyasit is laying low too.

He knows that the police are

keeping an eye on him.

Next week there'll be Thai

New Year festival in Chiang Mai.

The Minister will surely go

campaigning during the festival.

Those 3 will try to meet up.

The information should be coming from...

Real Burmese silver!

What the hell are you doing?

Listen up! This is important!

This is your chance.

There is no room

for mistakes this time!

Can I get guns and bombs this time?

I want an M16 rifle...

and a Stinger missile.

Oh sh*t!

CHIANG MAI:

Come in.

Are you sure you don't

want to come with me?

Prakob, order some food for me.

Yes, sir.

Yes sir. Right away.

Master Sophon ordered

the chicken macaroni.

Make this dish a special one!

For Master Sophon, I'll do my best.

Pookie!

Look who we've run into!

Tell it to me straight, fatso.

Who let you in?

This is a 5 star hotel.

How could a peasant

like you get in here?

Black Jim! Still as black

as the ace of spades.

And stupid as a mule.

Can't you see I'm an

employee of the hotel?

How would I know?

Running around in that uniform...

...I thought you were

somebody's slave.

I guess you used witchcraft to

squeeze your way in here.

She is so cocky!

Me? Cocky? Take this!

Wait! Calm down. Look around.

There are hotel guests everywhere.

A coward, as usual

Mr Chaiyasit is here, sir.

Don't worry.

I won't get Sophon into trouble.

Money is not enough.

We need power too.

We can be richer with it.

We have a meeting for 10 pm,

don't we?

The Minister will be pissed

and will refuse to talk to us.

Can't I just drop by

and visit my friends?

Don't bullshit me.

Let's go to my room!

Don't invite me

to your room like that!

Madam will get the wrong idea!

Excuse me, Madam. I have to go.

Let's go, Willy.

Waew, he's gone to his room.

Not now! Find a way to stall him!

I still can't find the hole for this.

What? You can't find the hole?

Most holes are found at the bottom.

I found it! Thanks a lot, Cat.

I still have to find a way

to transfer the data.

Slow them down!

What the hell is going on?

Hurry up! Are you going to screw

this up for me again?

Who's playing with the lift?

Someone must have been stopping

the lift at every damn floor!

Take a seat.

This room is very nice.

Wait.

Bring me more toilet paper.

Are you on vacation?

I'm the owner of the hotel.

In that case, can I quit?

What is this then?

I ask. You answer!

Out with it!

What were you doing

with my computer?

Finding evidence of your evil plans!

What evidence?

Willy, slap some sense into the girl.

You are under arrest on charges

of money laundering...

...bribery and operating

an illegal casino.

Money laundering? Casinos? My ass!

I don't know sh*t!

I'm calling my lawyer.

You're in so much trouble.

Waew, you have served

your nation well.

You did a great job this time.

Vote for me again, please.

What's going on?

Who ordered this?

There must have been some uprising.

Waew! Waew!

Cat!

Come here.

Come here.

Don't follow us... or he dies.

Don't follow us.

Turn right!

Let's go!

Don't follow us!

Don't do anything.

Wait for my next order.

Shut up!

Go ahead!

Go sit together over there!

You shouldn't have stuck

your nose into my business.

Money laundering? Bribery? Casinos?

What the hell is this all about?

Hey! Easy, easy.

Waew, I saw that information

you retrieved today.

D'you think we're stupid?

Master told me that...

...Sophon and that guy...

...bribed the Minister to allow them

to open the casino.

What bribe?

Chaiyasit is my friend.

He sold me his business...

...because he wants to

get into politics.

I arranged a meeting for him

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