Major League Page #6
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- 1989
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It's only temporary.
Besides, these guys weren't playing
that good
when the equipment was working.
If I could get anybody
to come out and watch this team,
none of this would be necessary.
You ought to be grateful I can still afford
to pay your salary.
Harris winds and delivers.
Vaseline ball, swung on
and grounded to short.
Hey, easy play for Malina.
Up with it, throws to first.
And this ball game is over,
as the Indians beat the Tigers
five to four.
Harris struggled, but picked up
his ninth win of the season.
Frank, I need a car, quick,
and mine's on the other side
of the stadium.
- Take the bullpen car.
- Yeah.
Whose place are we at this time?
Mine.
Did you follow me again?
I spotted you in the stands.
Figured you wanted
to see me about something.
I just wanted to see you play.
How was I?
You ought to open your stance a little.
They're pitching you inside.
I'll try that.
What's all this?
I'm moving in with Tom.
- Going uptown, huh?
- No.
Not going uptown.
Just want to lead a regular life,
you know. Like an adult, maybe?
You think I can't lead a regular life?
Oh, God, Jake.
Do you like the life you've had?
You like hanging out with the boys,
living in hotels,
having girls send you
their underwear in the mail.
Remember the surprise party
I threw for you on your birthday?
You never showed up,
but the doorbell rang once,
and we all got real quiet
and hid behind the furniture.
It was a guy to serve you
with a paternity suit.
That was a hoax.
The girl was looking for some publicity.
Yeah, but you'd obviously been with her.
And it happened
in front of all of our friends.
Those days are gone, Lynn.
I'm just a guy
trying to put his life back together.
I've come back to you
so many times, Jake.
I can't afford to believe you anymore.
Well,
I guess this is our last hurrah, then.
Yeah. I guess so.
Hey,
did you ever read Moby Dick?
Cover to cover, babe.
When's the wedding?
October 3rd.
Your folks like this guy?
You're still their favorite.
- Gonna be a big wedding?
- No, Tom doesn't like big weddings.
You know, you could have read
Plot Outlines of 101 Great Novels.
- Where?
- At any library.
- No, no, no. Where's the wedding?
- Oh, All Saints, on Euclid.
- Nice church.
- Yeah.
- Who saved Ishmael at the end?
- What?
Nobody. It was Queequoc's...
Queequeg's coffin.
Yeah.
- Am I invited?
- Where?
- To the wedding.
- Yeah.
- Lynn?
- What?
The zipper on your skirt's stuck.
Use your imagination.
You know, this doesn't change anything.
We were always good at this.
We're 60 and 60.
Nine games out of first.
Who do these guys think they are?
Maybe you just have to accept the fact
they're not as bad as you hoped.
I don't have to accept anything.
Attendance is only just
beginning to rise.
If we can force a losing streak,
we can still turn this thing around.
What's left to do?
You've taken away everything you can.
Not everything.
Hey, Ricky, I'll trade you Song of
Hiawatha for The Deerslayer.
Nah, I'm not into Song of Hiawatha.
Veg-head, I think I got one here
that's right up your alley.
Crime and Punishment.
Hey, is that a detective story? Yeah?
"Wild Thing" Vaughn
roughed up in his only other
appearance against the Yankees,
in a little jam here.
He fanned Burton to open the inning,
walked Saslow,
gave up a double to Billy Leff,
which will bring up Haywood,
who leads the league
in most offensive categories,
including nose hair.
When this guy sneezes,
he looks like a party favor.
Taylor, they ain't released you yet?
Haywood's a convicted felon,
isn't he, Monte?
- Doesn't really say it here.
- Well, he should be.
Vaughn among the league leaders
in strikeouts now,
up on the rubber and ready to work.
And from the wind-up, here he comes.
Haywood swings and crushes one
towards South America.
Tomlinson's gonna need a visa
to catch this one.
It is out of here,
and there's nothing left but a vapor trail.
Vaughn continues to have problems
with Haywood and the Yankees.
Oh, boy.
Hi, Lou.
Donovan, what are you doing here?
Well, I just wanted to get back out
on the road again.
You know, you had a hell of a road trip.
You nearly pulled that one out today.
Someday we'll figure out
how to beat those guys.
You know, you've done
a great job this year.
60 and 61 is hardly a great job.
With this club, it is.
You know, there's a lot of talent
on this club, Charlie.
The veterans are starting to play
back to form,
and the rookies are developing faster
than I thought.
There's two or three
potential all-stars in there.
I think we're a contender, right now.
You really believe that, don't you?
I know it.
All we need is something
to bring it all together.
Rachel Phelps will never
allow that to happen.
Can I have your attention, please?
I have something I think
you all ought to know about.
It seems that Mrs. Phelps
doesn't think too highly of our worth.
She put this team together
because she thought
we'd be bad enough to finish dead last,
knocking attendance down to the point
where she could move the team
to Miami
and get rid of all of us
for better personnel.
Even me?
Even you, Dorn.
What if we don't finish last?
She'll replace you
with somebody who will.
After this season,
you'll be sent back to the minors
or given your outright release.
Well, then I guess
there's only one thing left to do.
What's that?
Win the whole f***ing thing.
- Yeah.
- Yes!
Yes!
Yeah.
Yeah.
32 more victories to win this thing.
Every time we win, we peel a section.
Yeah.
Come on.
Oh, sh*t.
Strike!
He's out!
Safe!
- Yeah, man.
- Yes!
Strike!
Strike!
Sh*t!
He's out!
Hello. Do you know us?
We're a major league baseball team.
But since we haven't won
a pennant in over 30 years,
nobody recognizes us,
not even in our own hometown.
That's why we carry
the American Express card.
No matter how far out of first we are,
it's cool.
You know, it keeps us
from getting shut out
at our favorite hotels
and restaurant-type places.
So, if you're looking
for some big-league clout,
apply for that little green
home-run hitter.
Look what it's done for us.
People still don't recognize us, but...
We're contenders now.
The American Express card.
Don't steal home without it.
Yeah!
Safe!
Cowabunga!
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
The incredible has happened.
Even though it comes as no surprise
to this commentator,
the Indians have finished
the regular season in a first-place tie
with the New York Yankees
on the strength of a 4-2 win
over the White Sox
in Chicago today.
All right!
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