Major League II Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 105 min
- 1,871 Views
Mine fell
the hardest.
Mine are
the deadest.
These guys
play for keeps.
Coming to a theater
near you.
That spot didn't show
the real dramatic parts,
like where they kill my boa constrictor
and I vow revenge.
Oh.
Hey, you're limping.
A little.
What about you?
Yeah, well, I'm a broken-down,
has-been catcher.
You're our
lead-off man.
I sprained my knee doing a stunt
for the flick.
Ohh.
Don't worry, though.
I'm going to be fine by opening day.
Besides,
What do you call
that garbage?
That's the Eliminator.
- The Eliminator?
- I got a new one I'll showya.
If you get a piece of it,
I'll let you name it.
I'd, uh, call it
The Masturbator.
Excellent pitch, man.
Cerrano fool,
but ball and blue sky-
beautiful,
like lonely snowflake.
Just pretend
the pitcher's the second baseman.
Uh!
Aah!
Aah! Oh,Jeez!
Goldarn it to heck!
Shoot.
I couldn't hit sand
if fell off a camel.
Criminelli, they're going
to send me back to Omaha,
and I don't
even live there!
I'm gone.
I'm buzzard bait.
They're gonna cut me.
I know they're
gonna cut me.
Cripes!
Rube, you look at Playboy
all the time, don't you?
No, I don't
just look at it.
I- I read
the articles.
Yeah, sure you do.
I do. I especially like
where they tell you
what the girls'
interests are,
you know, like Betsy loves
surfing, gardening,
and working
on motorcycles.
You memorize them?
Yep, I guess I do.
Bingo.
Huh?
Just do what
I told you, OK?
Could you throw that back
to the pitcher, please?
Thank you.
Louise teaches aerobics
unicorns, and reruns
of Three's Company.
High!
Air hockey, checkers,
and calf-roping.
Whoo! Yeah!
Wow. Willie's really
got some power.
Off a guywho'll be bagging groceries
in a couple weeks.
Ah! Unh!
Ooh.
It must be tough
to be old.
You're out!
Hey!
- Cool play, man. I love it!
- Huh?
Damn.
One moreyear.
Yes.
Rube, what are
you doing?
Ifthere's a red tag
in there,
that means
I'm outta here, right?
Uh-huh.
There's always nextyear.
Yeah. What the hell.
it's better to eat sh*t
than not eat at all.
In the minor leagues you'll play
every day, and think of all the-
I made the team.
I made the team! We did it!
Pedro,
guess what, man-
I'm on the rooster.
This team has completely
lost its focus.
for a Roger Dorn night?
Ahh...
Uh, Lou-
Oh, hi, Roger.
I just want to say
I think carrying three catchers
is probably
a good idea.
Hold it a second,
Jake.
Jake, you're a very valuable part
of this organization.
The way you helped that kid
with his problem-
that was, uh, impressive.
Well, he's got some talent.
I guess with a little patience,
he might even become a ball player.
What Dorn's trying
to say,Jake,
is we're not carrying
three catchers.
We'd like you
to stay on as a coach.
We're gonna need you.
You'll make
a great coach,Jake.
Dorn, I'm not a coach,
I'm a ball player.
Why don't you just find
some poor schmuck
with his belly hanging
over his belt
and pastrami sticking
out of his mouth?
I'm done with baseball.
Called everywhere.
Nobody's looking for
a 41-year-old
catcherwith bad knees.
It's not like you don't
have other options.
to join his brokerage firm.
And Jack Pursoff
wants me to head up
one of his Pepsi
distributorships.
And you'd be
close to home.
Yeah, and I'd make a hell of a lot
more money than I would as a coach.
So what ifl never made it
to a World Series.
Well, I think it's pretty obvious
what you ought to do.
Uh...
I'll tell Dorn I begged you
to come back.
Thanks, Skip.
Hey.
How you doing?
Hola, how you doing, man?
How you doing?
Alright. Alright.
Alright.
Hi, Flan.
How are you?
I hope you don't mind,
but I've set up a photo op
with an inner-city
youth group.
You mean a gang?
No problem,
I used to be in one.
Actually, I was in four or five.
No, darling.
These are first-time offenders
they're trying
to keep out of gangs.
All you have to do is
pose with one
of the juvenile hall kids
and the education director.
Do we really have
to do this now?
Are you kidding?
It doesn't hurt to show you have
a social conscience,
that you're giving something back
to the community.
You'll be fine.
Hi, Rick.
Nikki, how are you?
Fine.
This is Frankie.
He's one of my students.
He won room inspection five days
in a row to be in this picture.
off my floor.
Way to go, Frankie.
Just a minute, Rick.
He has a problem with his flash.
Is that your new girlfriend?
Yeah. She's also my agent.
Major babe.
Does she like riding
on your Harley?
Is this thing gonna
happen orwhat?
Ready to go.
Don't tell me
you sold the Harley.
Flannery has
been great for me.
I'm not the bum
I used to be.
I kind of liked
the bum you used to be.
OK, that's it.
Thanks a lot.
Great.
Take care, Frankie.
So long, kids.
Bye! See you!
See you, Nikki.
Hey, uh, Rick?
I thought you might
want this back.
You left it
at my apartment.
I don't have much use
for it now, but thanks.
See you, Rick.
So long, Nikki.
Come on.
Alrighty, folks,
I'd have to say my next guest
baseball has to a rock star.
Please welcome,
from the Cleveland indians
Rick "The Wild Thing" Vaughn.
Now, let's get
right to it here.
This whole
"Wild Thing" label
that you've been
saddled with
this has led a lot
of people to believe
that, like, you're
borderline scary
like, you're a psycho-guy,
but you seem pretty straight.
Yeah.
So where does this
reputation come from?
From what I've read
you were mixed-up as a kid
with the cops- is that something
you want to talk about?
- No.
- Sure.
I saw this new Corvette.
Took it for a drive.
Just kind of boys-being-boys
kind of thing.
Through four states.
Four states?
That's a lot.
It ended
in a high-speed chase.
orso.
When I got out of the car,
the cop had a real attitude.
Theywere gonna throw
the book at me
in Colorado.
He's a transvestite.
The judge or your cousin?
The judge.
Oh! Um, let's take
a little break.
More with, uh, Rick,
right after this.
It's cool, it's overcast,
and it's foggy...
on opening day
here in Cleveland.
Hello again, everyone.
I'm Harry Doyle
along with my good friend
and partner Monte what's-his-name,
giving a big Wahoo welcome
to all the Cleveland faithful.
It's a brand-new season
and a new team spirit
has made two very savvy
front-office moves-
acquiring free-agent
sluggerJack Parkman
and announcing
his own retirement,
eliminating a huge hole
at third base.
Hell, no. Not a great spring-
3 and 24.
Sowhat? They had a bad spring.
They did the same
thing lastyear.
The important thing is that Parkman
and Hayes are killing the ball.
Cerrano, he's lying
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