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Major League II Page #8
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 105 min
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with the ball.
Are you crazy?
It's the only way
you'll get to play.
Roger, take one for the team.
It's not my bat.
Get in there.
- Let's go, Roger.
- Atta boy.
Roger Dorn?
Dorn is 0 for the century
against this guy,
but has several
foul tips.
So Dorn inches in
and gets ready to face Bucek.
Here's the pitch.
Oh, God!
Oh! And Dorn is hit
right in the back.
And the Indians
catch a break.
They'll have runners
at first and second
with Dorn representing
the tying run.
Pinch runner.
No!
You alright?
God, that hurts.
Markley, get in there
and run for Dorn.
Uh-uh.
Dorn!
So Dorn gets his first
hit of the season,
although it doesn't look
like he's ready to leave.
Dorn!
Taylor may have to
call the cops out.
Dorn!
Ohh.
Nice game.
Well, Dorn finally leaves
after putting on
a very impressive
exhibition of stretching.
And that brings up
the potential go-ahead run
in the person
of Pedro Cerrano.
Pedro's left a small village
on the base paths tonight.
Parkman, my friend,
how you doing?
Look at the scoreboard, buddha.
I'm doing fine.
Pedro! Pedro!
Bucek's set at the belt.
Delivers...
swung on and missed.
Ooh.
And Cerrano
is down a strike.
This guy is not
messing around.
He's going
right after Pedro.
From the stretch.
He's ready.
Fires...
Strike.
That had some quickness.
So, two straight heaters,
and Cerrano is down
to his last strike.
Ohh...
Oh, you guys.
Cerrano back in the box.
That last pitch, man...
that was beautiful.
Bucek has his sign
and comes set,
here's the pitch
to Cerrano.
He swings and drives
one into deep left center.
Way back! Going...
going...
gone!
To the upper deck!
Yes!
Not as beautiful as that, though.
Heh heh heh.
Way to go, Pedro!
Big knock, baby.
Big knock!
And the Indians lead 6-5!
Look at that
scoreboard now...
grasshopper.
Oh, my God.
What a shot!
Three more outs,
we go to the series.
So what?
They'll blow it in the 9th.
Hey! Ow!
We're in the 9th.
2 down, 2 and 1 to Termini.
Once again the Indians
one out away
from the American League Championship.
Here's the pitch.
Ball 3.
And Schoup is now
only one pitch away
from putting
the go-ahead run on.
You gotta love
this kind of excitement,
don't you, Monte?
You took the words
right out of my mouth.
Here's the pitch...
Ball 4!
And the Sox have two aboard
with Beck coming up,
who already has a 2-run
double tonight.
Come on.
- Time.
- Time!
You ain't got
nobody left, Taylor!
You're old
Mother Hubbard...
and onlyVaughn's
in the cupboard!
Good job.
Thanks.
Outstanding game,
Schoupie.
You fought them
all the way.
Can't believe I walked
that Punch-and-Judy hitter.
We'll get them for you.
Give me Vaughn.
You mean Rick Vaughn?
Yeah.
He's pitching to Beck,
not Parkman.
He wants the righty!
The Vile Thing!
The Grab-Your-Throat
And-Choke Thing!
Stuffit, lard-mouth.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
It's him.
Crank it,Jerry.
Oh, no.
Not that damn song again!
The bad seed is back!
It's Wild Thing!
Aah!
Wild Thing
You make
my heart sing
You make everything
Groovy
Come on, wild thing
Hey, hey!
Yeah!
Nice look.
Welcome back, Vaughn.
Good to be back.
OK. Now, Beck likes them
on the outer half,
so jam him.
I want Parkman.
Parkman's not up.
Beck's the hitter.
I'll walk him.
And load the bases
for Parkman?
I want Parkman.
Wild thing
You make
my heart sing
Alright.
Go get him, Rick.
You make everything
Groovy...
Hey, when the tough
get going,
the going get tough.
OK, Ricky, baby!
Time for
some serious cheese!
The Roquefort Rocket!
The Brie Bullet!
The Parmesan Pellet!
So, in a surprise move,
Vaughn is on to pitch here.
Ball 1!
They're going to walk Beck
to get to Parkman.
Obviously,
Taylor's thinking-
I don't know what the hell
he's thinking.
New haircut...
same dead arm.
And there's ball 4,
and Beck trots to first.
So they're loaded
forJack Parkman
who's hitting just over
.900 against Vaughn.
Parkman homered
the last time he faced him.
Nowbatting,
number 15,
Jack Parkman.
You wanted him,
you got him.
OK, Rick.
Let's get nasty.
Vaughn looking
for the sign...
and he's got it.
Swung on and missed!
Strike 1!
He had something
on that baby!
Whoo.
Boy's pumped up.
Looks like
I'll have to get serious.
Vaughn back
on the slab.
Baker gives him
the sign.
Vaughn ready,
and here it comes.
Swung on and foul
to the screen.
Parkman wasn't fooled
on that one.
Oh, he just missed it.
I got your timing now.
But I'll bet you don't have
enough hair on your ass
Here it comes, Parkman.
Old number one,
The Terminator.
You get a piece of it,
you can rename it.
Blow this chump away.
Staywith the smoke.
Just go after him.
Mr. Parkman,
you're a great ball player,
and I'd just like to say
you're standing
on the tracks,
and the train's
coming through, butthead.
Bring it here, Ricky!
So Vaughn is 0-2
to Parkman.
Swung on and missed!
Yeah!
And the Indians win it!
It's all over!
The Indians win it!
Whoo!
I gotta get
out of this business!
Oh!
That-a-boy, Rick!
I knew you could do it!
Mr. Brown, calm down!
I love this sh*t!
I may move to England!
I told you we'd win!
I told you in spring training
we'd win!
Yay!
Indians!
- Oh!
- Oh!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
We're going
We're going
to the World Series!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Yeah!
Whoo! Whoo!
Yeah!
Unh!
There is no God.
Yeah!
We did it!
Hey, what's up?
Hey, baby.
Yeah!
Alright!
Thank you.
You were so wonderful
out there, Rick.
The General Cereals
reps are here.
Great game, Rick.
We'd like to offer you-
I'm sorry, fellas.
You got the wrong guy.
I'm sure you make
a great cereal,
but I like my hair
the way it is.
I don't eat breakfast
anyway.
Rick, what are you saying?
You're a great gal,
Flannery,
much too good for me.
Take a hike.
Nikki, hold it.
Nikki, I know I was a jerk
the other night,
but I want to
make it up to you.
Don't let him sweet-talk you,
Miss R.
for the kids,
dugout boxes.
Take him back.
I forgive him.
Thank you.
These guys will really be happy
with the tickets.
Congratulations.
Wait. Nikki.
I want you to come out with me
and celebrate.
For an hour,
a year.
Whatever.
Just come out with me.
Alright.
What do you say
we start with an hour?
Well
The house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
Now the house
is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If the house
is a-rockin'
Don't bother,
come on in
Kick off your shoes
Start losin' the blues
This old house
Ain't got
nothin' to lose
See, we'll all be here
Stop spreadin'
the blues
We got a-room
on the floor
Come on, baby,
shed some blues
Yeah, the house
is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
Well, the house
is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
Well, the house
is a-rockin'
Don't bother,
come on in
Well the house
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