Making Mr. Right Page #4

I HAVESO FAR:

IS FROM:

EYE ON MIAMI.

JESUS, BRUCE,

CAN'T WE GE ANYTHING NATIONAL?

WELL,THE DR. RUTH PEOPLE

AREN'T SURE.

THEY WANNA KNOW IF...

IF HE HAS A, UH--

A PENIS.

FORGET IT.

TRY THE CARSON PEOPLE.

OK.

P.A.:
PAGING DR. NIPATOE.

DR. NIPATOE,

YOUR PIZZA IS HERE.

OH, WAIT! WAIT!

SH*T!

Woman:
YES?

ALL RIGHT.

YES, SURE.

GOOD NIGHT,

DR. PETERS.

IS EVERYTHING:

ALL RIGHT?

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

...CAN'T SEE ME

LOVING NOBODY BUT YOU

FOR ALL MY LIFE:

MISS STONE?

PLEASE.

...YOU'RE WITH ME

BABY,

THE SKIES WILL BE BLUE

FOR ALL MY LIFE:

DR. RAMDAS?

EH, YOU KNOW,

DR. PETERS CAN GE A LITTLE EXCITED SOMETIMES.

YES, I'VE NOTICED.

ULYSSES IS A VERY EXPENSIVE

PIECE OF EQUIPMENT,

BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT I HAVE:

COMPLETE FAITH IN YOU.

I KNOW YOU'D

NEVER DO ANYTHING

TO JEOPARDIZE:

THIS PROJECT.

THANKS, DR. RAMDAS.

NICE WHEELS.

...ALL MY LIFE

WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME,

BABY, THE SKIES...

[ENGINE ROARS]

...ME AND YOU

AND YOU AND ME:

NO MATTER HOW THEY

TOSS THE DICE:

IT HAD TO BE:

THE ONLY ONE FOR ME IS YOU

AND YOU FOR ME:

SO HAPPY TOGETHER

BA BA BA BA:

BA BA BA:

BA BA BA BA:

BA BA BA BA:

BA BA BA BA:

BA BA BA:

BA BA BA BA:

BA BA BA BA:

ME AND YOU:

AND YOU AND ME:

NO MATTER HOW THEY

TOSS THE DICE:

IT HAD TO BE:

THE ONLY ONE FOR ME IS YOU

AND YOU FOR ME:

SO HAPPY TOGETHER

SO HAPPY TOGETHER

OOH OOH OOH OOH:

HOW IS THE--

AAH!

OH, GOD!

THIS IS GREAT!

WHAT ARE YOU:

DOING THERE?

BUT JEFF NEVER TOLD ME

IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS!

OH, MY GOD!

Frankie:
ULYSSES!

GET IN THE CAR!

Frankie:
ULYSSES!

I COULD GO TO PRISON

FOR THIS!

ULYSSES, GET BACK

HERE RIGHT NOW!

YOU'RE MAKING ME

VERY ANGRY!

OHH!

OH, PARDON ME.

DR. PETERS?

IS THAT YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU:

DOING DOWN THERE?

STEVE. STEVE MARCUS.

WE MET ONCE BEFORE,

REMEMBER?

IT TAKES A MAN:

THIS SENSITIVE:

TO KNOW YOUR NEEDS.

WELL, YES.

THAT'S THE, UH--

THAT'S THE CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.

BUT, UH, WHAT REALLY

CONCERNS ME--

SIR. SIR.

SEE YOU OUT THERE--

WHAT REALLY CONCERNS ME,

OF COURSE, ARE THE ISSUES.

ULYSSES--STEVE!

HI! WHAT A SURPRISE!

STEVE, THERE'S

A B-A-B-Y OVER THERE.

I THINK:

YOU SHOULD--

AHEM.

FRANKIE!

WELL, SUZY!

YOU KNOW,

I LOVE THE HAIR,

THE MUSTACHE,

THE WHOLE NEW LOOK.

Suzy:
REALLY?

YOU KNOW, UH,

FRANKIE, I'M SUPER SORRY

THAT I DIDN'T CALL YOU,

BUT AFTER ALL, THIS

IS MY BIG SHOT, YOU KNOW?

WELL...

NOT ALL:

THAT LARGE, SUZ.

BUT I'M HAPPY

FOR YOU, REALLY.

I WISH YOU ALL:

THE SUCCESS YOU DESERVE.

WELL, OFF WE GO.

RIGHT, JEFF?

BYE BYE!

SEE YOU:

AT THE WEDDING!

WHAT'S A WEDDING?

Man on TV:
JOKER...

JOKER...HEY!

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

SO, WHAT CAN

I HELP YOU WITH?

I'M GOING

TO A WEDDING.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

I'M SORRY, SIR.

WE'RE JUST LOOKING.

A WEDDING!

MAZEL TOV!

YOU'VE COME TO

THE RIGHT PLACE.

SO, YOU SEEM LIKE

THE KIND OF GUY:

WHO'S READY TO TAKE

A FASHION CHANCE.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING,

IT'S GONNA KNOCK

YOUR SOCKS OFF.

I DON'T WEAR SOCKS.

HA HA HA!

RIGHT.

HA HA HA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU?

A 38? 40? HUH?

OH, HERE WE ARE!

TRY THIS ON,

MY FRIEND.

UM...

ULYSSES, DON'T WASTE

THIS NICE MAN'S TIME.

NOW, TAKE IT OFF.

I LIKE IT,

FRANKIE.

HE LIKES IT, FRANKIE.

YOU DON'T LIKE IT,

FRANKIE?

NO.

YOU PREFER SOMETHING MORE

CONSERVATIVE? NO PROBLEM.

HOW ABOUT YOUR BASIC BLACK,

HUH? HALF-PRICE--

NO.

BECAUSE I'M A NICE GUY,

I'LL EVEN THROW IN SOME SHOES.

SO LISTEN,

WHEN'S THE AFFAIR?

Ulysses:
FRANKIE?

WHAT DO I DO NOW?

PUT ON THE JACKE AND THE PANTS.

Frankie:
NO.

TAKE THE JUMPSUI OFF FIRST.

IS IT CONGENITAL

OR CONTAGIOUS?

DRUGS.

UH-HUH.

NOW WHAT DO I DO?

OH, MY GOD!

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?

NOTHING A RABBI:

COULDN'T FIX.

Salesman:
TAKE A LOOK

AT THIS GUY, HUH?

NOW, THAT'S WHA WE CALL PIZZAZZ!

THINK ABOUT IT WHILE

I WRITE UP THE BILL.

FRANKIE,

DO I LOOK BAD?

NO, YOU LOOK GREAT.

UM, LOOK, ULYSSES,

I DIDN'T MEAN TO

EMBARRASS YOU BACK THERE,

IT'S JUST THAT...

WELL, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGH OF YOU AS A CHILD,

IF YOU KNOW:

WHAT I MEAN.

YES.

YES. UM...

UH, WHAT I'M TRYING

TO SAY IS, UM...

WELL, SEE I--I JUS DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHY JEFF FEL IT WAS NECESSARY

TO GIVE YOU:

THAT, UM...

THING.

JEFF FELT IT WOULD

GIVE ME CONFIDENCE.

Salesman:
OK, I'M GONNA

THROW IN SOME SHORTS.

OH...OK!

WITH THE SHOES:

AND THE CUMBERBUND,

THAT COMES TO $294.98

WITH THE TAX.

WE ACCEPT CASH,

CREDIT CARDS.

WOULD YOU PREFER

OUR CONVENIENT LAYAWAY

LOAN PROGRAM?

OH, NO, NO.

[ALARM BEEPING]

HE JUST WANTED:

TO TRY ONE ON.

IT WAS JUS KIND OF A JOKE.

Electronic voice:

WE'RE SORRY,

BUT WE FAILED TO REMOVE

THE INVENTORY CONTROL--

ULYSSES!

UH...

WE ACCEPT ALL:

MAJOR CREDIT CARDS.

HOWDY, PARDNER! COME

ON DOWN TO BIG BOB'S

END-OF-THE-YEAR

STEREO R-R-ROUNDUP.

HOWDY, PARDNER!

"HOWDY."

EVERYTHING IN:

OUR CORRAL MUST GO!

T-T-TVs! VCRs!

MICROWAVES!

YOU NAME IT,

WE GOT IT!

HOWDY, PARDNER!

COME ON DOWN:

TO BIG BOB'S...

Sandy:
JEFF. JEFF!

HI! IT'S ME! HI!

HOWDY, PARDNER.

HA HA HA! HOWDY!

THAT'S FUNNY,

US BUMPING:

INTO EACH OTHER:

LIKE THIS, HUH?

SMALL WORLD!

YES, IT IS.

THE EARTH IS:

THE FIFTH LARGEST PLANE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM,

ITS DIAMETER:

BEING 7,918 MILES.

HEY,

YOU LOOK GREAT!

YOU GOT A TUXEDO

ON AND EVERYTHING.

I HOPE YOU DIDN' DO THAT JUST FOR ME.

ALTHOUGH I'D REALLY

BE FLATTERED IF YOU DID.

WE'RE STILL ON FOR

TONIGHT, AREN'T WE?

'CAUSE I HAD A GREA TIME THE OTHER NIGHT,

AND I WAS JUS THINKING THA YOU WERE JUS BEGINNING TO LIKE ME,

ALTHOUGH I DON'T WANNA

PRESSURE YOU AT ALL.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

SANDY!

HA HA HA! YOU GO A SHORT MEMORY!

LIVE FOR THE MOMENT,

RIGHT? HA HA HA!

HEY! I JUST HAD

A CRAZY IDEA.

WHAT IF, INSTEAD OF

GOING OUT TONIGHT,

WE JUST WENT OU RIGHT NOW, JUST--

HA HA HA!

I DON'T KNOW,

WHAT WOULD:

YOU THINK?

OKEY-DOKEY.

WELL, GREAT!

YOU'RE REALLY

IN A GOOD MOOD!

SO, I'LL JUS GO CHANGE.

I GOT A NEW:

DESIGNER OUTFIT,

AND I'LL

BE RIGHT BACK.

DON'T GO AWAY!

HA HA HA!

HEY...

[LAUGHING]

DOES IT SEEM LIKE PEOPLE

ARE STARING AT US?

WE MUST LOOK PRETTY

GREAT TOGETHER!

OH, GOD, IF I FEL THIS GOOD ALL THE TIME,

I WOULDN'T BE BACK

IN THERAPY.

YOU KNOW WHA I MEAN?

NO, I DON'T, SANDY.

OHH! LOOK A THOSE EARRINGS!

I'VE BEEN DREAMING

ABOUT THOSE:

EVER SINCE JULY!

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM?

YOU THINK:

I WAS HINTING.

I WAS JUS DAYDREAMING!

THEY'RE

TOO EXPENSIVE.

NO! NO!

OH!

Salesman:

A WONDERFUL CHOICE.

THOSE ARE JAPANESE

CULTURED PEARLS:

IN A VERY HANDSOME

SETTING.

JEFF, NO, REALLY.

I CAN'T. I--

[GIGGLES] THIS IS

SO EMBARRASSING!

THEY'LL LOOK LOVELY

ON YOU, MISS.

THANK YOU, JEFF.

I HAVE A CONFESSION

TO MAKE.

I'M REALLY JUS AN OLD-FASHIONED GIRL

AND...

GETTING A GIF FROM A MAN

REALLY MEANS:

A LOT TO ME.

YES. THAT'LL BE

$139.56 WITH THE TAX.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH

CREDIT CARD, CASH, OR CHECK?

SIR?

SIR?

JEFF, THE MONEY.

I DON'T HAVE ANY.

HUH?

[CHUCKLES]

THAT'S OK!

I DON'T MIND,

REALLY. I--

THEY'RE JUS SO BEAUTIFUL.

YOU TAKE:

AMERICAN EXPRESS?

WHAT AN AMAZING:

CONCEPT!

YOU DON'T HAVE

A CREDIT CARD?

JEFF, YOU'RE REALLY

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