Making Mr. Right Page #6

Frankie:
YOU CAN PICK ME

UP AT 4:
00 AT 1313

SOUTHEAST 10th STREET,

MIAMI BEACH.

OK?

THANKS SO MUCH, JEFF.

I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS.

OH, HELLO.

SANDRA, I'M--I'M SORRY

ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

I WASN'T FEELING WELL.

AHEM.

SHOULDN'T YOU BE

HAVING YOUR LUNCH NOW?

I'M NOT HUNGRY.

[GASP] FRANKIE!

FRANKIE, COME HERE!

FRANKIE!

WHAT?

WHAT IS IT?

THAT'S HER! THAT'S THE SLU THAT STOLE DONALD.

I KNOW NOTHING:

OF THE KIND.

LOOK ME IN THE EYE

AND SAY THAT.

DO YOU WANT ME TO LIS THE THINGS

WE'VE DONE TOGETHER?

OH...SHUT UP.

OH, MY GOD,

THEY'RE FRENCHING!

THIS IS NETWORK TV,

AND THEY'RE

USING TONGUES!

THAT'S GOT TO BE

AGAINST SOME RULE!

OH, NO.

NO, I CAN'T.

PLEASE STOP!

ALESSANDRO,

I'M PREGNANT.

Trish:
IT BETTER NO BE DONALD'S.

IS THIS SOME TRICK

OF YOURS?

WHAT?

IF IT IS,

I'LL SLAP YOU.

OH, GO AHEAD AND HIT ME.

DO YOU THINK THA I HAVE ANY PRIDE LEFT?

OH!

MMM!

OH.

OH, I LOVE YOU...

AND I HATE YOU!

[MELODRAMATIC MUSIC]

I LOVE YOU,

AND I HATE YOU, TOO.

OH!

NEW JERSEY.

IT'S NOT JUST A STATE.

IT'S A STATE OF MIND.

HUH...

IF WE EVER:

GET BACK TOGETHER,

I'M GOING TO HOLD THIS

AGAINST HIM FOREVER.

LOOK, TRISH,

DON'T USE

THAT VCR, OK?

I TOLD YOU,

I'M SENDING ALL OF THIS

STUFF BACK TOMORROW.

OH, GOD!

I DON'T SEE WHY ULYSSES

BOUGHT YOU:

ALL THIS STUFF ANYONE.

I'M THE ONE WHO SLEP WITH HIM, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH

TO BE DUMPED BY DONALD

BUT TO BE JILTED

BY AN ANDROID!

ULYSSES JUST THINKS

I'M MAD AT HIM,

AND THIS IS HIS WAY

OF APOLOGIZING.

HMM.

BUT STILL...

WHY 12 PAIRS

OF THE SAME SHOE?

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW

YOUR SHOE SIZE.

HE'S SO SWEET.

MIND IF I BORROW

THE SIZE 8?

HEY, FRANKIE,

HOW DO YOU THINK

HE MANAGES TO BUY

ALL THIS STUFF?

[KNOCK KNOCK]

HEY, IT LOOKS

LIKE PROM NIGHT OUT HERE.

COME ON IN.

YOU'RE LOOKING SPIFFY.

HEY, TRISH!

OUR ESCORT'S HERE.

OH.

WELL, THANKS, JEFF.

IT'S, UH...

OH, A WRIST CORSAGE.

VERY CUTE.

AH!

OH, MY GOD!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY

LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE!

I KNOW.

I WONDER:

IF EVERYTHING ELSE

IS THE SAME.

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

[WEDDING MARCH PLAYS]

WHAT A WONDERFUL

REAFFIRMATION OF LIFE.

PLEASE, STEVE,

CUT THE CRAP.

DEARLY BELOVED...

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

WE ARE GATHERED:

HERE TODAY...

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

THAT'S NICE.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

OH, THAT'S VERY ROMANTIC.

THAT'S NICE. HOLD THAT.

VERY NICE.

MORE ROMANCE.

OH, THAT'S VERY GOOD.

HOLD THAT.

VERY NICE.

[CAR RADIO]

ROCK STEADY, BABY

THAT'S WHAT I FEEL NOW

THAT'S ALL THE SONG...

[HONK HONK]

HEY, DUDE,

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M GOING

TO A WEDDING.

SIT YOURSELF DOWN IN YOUR CAR

AND TAKE A RIDE...

THAT'S WAY THE HELL

IN MIAMI BEACH, MY MAN.

ARE YOU GOING:

WAY THE HELL:

IN MIAMI BEACH, MY MAN?

COME ON. HOP ON IN.

[BAND PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

AND NOW WE'D LIKE TO CALL

OUR BEAUTIFUL BRIDE

TO JOIN:

HER HANDSOME ESPOSO

FOR TONIGHT'S FIRST DANCE.

1, 2, 3.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OOH!

WHOO!

YOU CAN TAKE THE LITTLE

UMBRELLA OUT, JEFF.

IT'S ALLOWED.

HOW'D YOU LIKE

TO DANCE?

I'M...I'M NO VERY GOOD AT IT.

OH, COME ON,

IT'S EASY.

I'LL LEAD.

HI, HI, HI!

STEVE, I'D LIKE YOU

TO MEE TWO SUPERFABULOUS PEOPLE,

ESSIE AND RAMON HERNANDEZ.

COMO ESTA?

ESSIE AND RAMON:

ARE REAL INTERESTED

IN NICARAGUA:

AND ALL THE ISSUES

AND THINGS.

AND I KNOW THEY'D

LIKE TO HEAR:

ABOUT OUR SPECIAL

BINGO FUND-RAISER.

UNO MOMENTO.

BACK IN A JIFFY.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE

SOME TIME OFF, SUZY?

WE'RE AT A WEDDING!

I'M DOING I FOR YOU, HONEY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

YOU'RE WORSE THAN I AM.

HASTA LUEGO.

HASTA LUEGO.

THANKS.

HI. SO...

MIND IF I CUT IN?

THIS IS OUR SONG.

I THINK THAT WOULD BE

A GOOD IDEA.

I DIDN'T KNOW BABALOO

WAS OUR SONG, STEVE.

FRANKIE, YOU'RE

REALLY EXCITING ME

IN THAT DRESS.

LISTEN,

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IT'S A LITTLE DIFFICUL TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

WITH THA RIDICULOUS MUSTACHE, STEVE.

WOULD YOU TRY?

I MEAN, I DON'T TEASE YOU

ABOUT YOURS.

SOMETIMES I FORGE WHAT A CREEP YOU ARE.

OH, COME ON, FRANKIE.

WON'T YOU GIVE ME

A SECOND CHANCE?

I THINK:

I'D LIKE TO MARRY YOU.

CAREFUL, STEVE. THA ALMOST SOUNDED SINCERE.

ARE YOU IN LOVE:

WITH THAT DOOFUS OR WHAT?

HE HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF

THE BRIGHTEST MEN

ON THIS PLANET.

OH, I DON'T DOUBT IT.

I'LL MAKE YOU

TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.

STAY RIGHT THERE.

DON'T MOVE.

I'LL BE BACK.

OOH! WHA ARE YOU EATING?

PROTEIN PASTE.

DON'T TOUCH THAT,

PLEASE.

I DEVELOPED I SPECIFICALLY

FOR THE ULYSSES:

PROJECT.

ONE TUBE CONTAINS

ALL THE NUTRIENTS

REQUIRED FOR:

A FOUR-WEEK PERIOD.

OH. I'VE BEEN

MEANING TO ASK,

THIS SCIENCE THING

THAT YOU DO--

WHAT EXACTLY:

ARE YOU INTO?

WELL...

HA! [SNORTS]

I'M "INTO" ROBOTICS

AND SPACE EXPLORATION.

OOH. I HAD A DREAM

ABOUT SPACE:

THE OTHER DAY.

I WAS, UH--HELLO?

HELLO.

I WAS TRAVELING FAR, FAR OU INTO ANOTHER GALAXY,

AND I HAD:

THIS STRANGE SENSATION

THAT SPACE WAS:

FOLDING IN ON ITSELF,

LIKE IT WAS CURVED

OR SOMETHING.

WHAT?

FOLDING IN ON ITSELF.

THAT'S AMAZING.

THAT'S WHAT DOES HAPPEN!

SPACE IS CURVED.

REALLY?

YES. YOU SEE...

IF THIS IS OUR GALAXY

AND THESE REPRESEN OTHER KNOWN GALAXIES--

IS THAT A PIMENTO?

OH, I'M SORRY. AM I

DESTROYING DISTANT WORLDS?

NO. THAT'S OK.

NOW, THAT IS

A QUASAR, OK?

WHAT'S THAT?

THAT...THAT'S

A BLACK HOLE.

BLACK HOLE?

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

YES, SIR?

YES. STRAIGHT THROUGH

TO THE BACK.

AS...

I WAS SAYING,

YOU SEE,

A BLACK HOLE:

IS SO DENSE:

THAT ITS GRAVITY

ACTUALLY:

SUCKS IN LIGHT.

ITS GRAVITY ACTUALLY

SUCKS IN LIGHT.

MM-HMM.

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU'RE

DRIVING ME CRAZY!

I GOT TO GET HER BACK, MAN.

DONNY, YOU GOT TO MAKE IT UP

WITH YOUR MISSUS.

WE CAN'T SCHLEP

DOWN TO MIAMI:

EVERY TIME YOU CAN' FALL SLEEP AT NIGHT!

NEW? HE'S GO TO GET HER BACK.

HE'S A MESHUGENUH!

[SPEAKING YIDDISH]

OY YI YI YI.

OH, MY GOD,

IT'S ALESSANDRO

FROM NEW JERSEY!

ALLESANDRO!

AAH!

CAN I JUST TOUCH

YOUR HAIR?

DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR,

ALL RIGHT?

JUST--JUST--

JUST DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR.

IT'S GORGEOUS.

OH!

MANNY, COME ON, MAN.

TAKE CARE OF THIS.

OOH!

NOW CAN YOU:

TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?

HERE, TAKE THIS.

COME ON, FRANKIE.

I WANT YOU BACK.

IT'S NOT JUST BECAUSE

OF THE ELECTION.

IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

WHAT DOES ALBER EINSTEIN HERE WANT?

WHAT IS IT, JEFF?

I CAME TO TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

WELL, WHAT IS IT?

FRANKIE, I LOVE YOU.

SHALL WE DANCE?

OH!

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

THIS IS INSANE.

WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU

BACK TO THE LAB!

WHY?

I CAME ALL THIS WAY

TO BE WITH YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

YOU LOVE ME.

HOW COULD YOU LOVE ME?

AH, EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME.

DONALD!

WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?

WHAT ARE YOU:

DOING HERE?

WHERE'S TRISH?

TRISH?

YEAH. WHAT DO YOU KNOW

ABOUT TRISH, TOUGH GUY?

TRISH REALLY LIKES SEX.

AAH!

DONALD, DON'T HIT HIM!

HIT ME.

YOU'RE REALLY SICK.

NO, NO! AAH!

GET AWAY!

FRANKIE, I'M COMING!

FREEZE!

OH!

AAH!

OH!

COME ON, BUDDY.

IT'S GO TIME.

OH...

DONALD!

AAH!

DONALD, STOP IT!

YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!

I'LL KILL YOU!

AAH!

I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

DONALD, STOP IT!

STOP IT!

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