Malice in Lalaland Page #2

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- I wasn't just gonna stand there.

Stop the car Todd,

we're letting her out right here.

You can't let her out,

with that creep out there.

Okay, alright.

Todd, we gotta get there.

We only got two hours.

What about Humptee, we need him.

- I'll call him.

Are you alright?

Where are you?

What do you mean, f*** off?

They were not after us. What?

He thinks that guy is after us.

Now what?

- Another cameraman?

He was the only one

available today.

Guys, why don't just ask her?

Because she is not qualified.

It's not like we're shooting

a Spielberg movie.

Have a little respect.

We have years of experience.

This will be a masterpiece.

I'm getting paid

for the entire day.

She's right.

We put all our money into this.

We got to shoot today.

- I got a bad feeling about this.

Hey girl, you know

how to hold a camera?

Film us when we f***.

- You get 250 bucks.

Say what?

It's not even hard.

Get the camera.

Aim it, push record

and I'll do the rest.

We've could have left you

with that shooterboy.

I'll do it.

- Awesome.

You're gonna work with us

on a masterpiece.

What can I do you for young man?

I am looking for Mr. Todd Tweed.

He's with his brother Ted.

They're making their film.

Where can I find them?

They're at Ed's diner.

They're doing the

boy boy girl scene.

It's their DP shoot today.

DP?

Double penetration, when

one boy fucks her in the vagina...

and the other one

in her a**hole.

Haven't you ever seen

porn before, young man?

Where is this diner?

- It's on highway 69, exit 7.

Thank you.

One more thing, handsome.

- Yes, ma'am?

You wanna f*** me?

This is great.

- This is nice.

The camera is in the car.

Lacie, get your outfit and makeup.

Scene five:
. "The Diner".

That waitress is kinda hot.

Why don't we ask her

what's on the menu?

We'd like to order something.

What can I do you sweeties for?

You can do both of us.

How about a sandwich?

No, rabbit!

Put the gun down Jack.

Hold her down.

I need her ass.

Only eight more lives.

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