Man in the Chair Page #4
Why can't he live
where you live?
It's nice there.
I don't think he was
in a union that provides for it.
I'm lucky.
It's the only good thing
Hollywood ever did for me.
America's all about the young,
the beautiful, "the winner!"
You know, kid, in Europe, Asia,
and especially Africa...
the elderly
are truly respected...
and they're almost treasured
by the... by the young people.
Not here though, oh, no.
Oh, no.
We live in a throwaway society.
If it breaks, throw it away.
If a new one pops up,
throw the old one away.
to be a pain-in-the-ass dog...
dump it. Someone will kill it.
Your marriage isn't working?
Hey, divorce...
throw it away,
marry someone else.
You get sick of them?
Throw them away too.
BUS DRIVER:
Sherman Way.That's what my dad
did to my mom.
She's different now.
So then he's an a**hole, right?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, you're better off
without him.
Eh, the world's upside down.
But, hey, kid, don't worry.
Nobody else does.
Be happy, you're young!
You got the world
by the short hairs.
Not me, I'm a nobody.
Yeah? Says who?
My friend Murphy.
He says, he says guys
like me don't even matter.
The botched and the bungled...
something
that "Niatchsky" said.
Nietzsche,
you stupid, ignorant fart.
"It's not the strength...
"but the duration
of great sentiments...
- What?
- Nietzsche said that too.
But what do you know
about Nietzsche?
What do you know about
anything? You're a kid.
No, I, I meant...
Nietzsche was
full of sh*t most of the time.
Tolstoy says
that Nietzsche was stupid...
and, uh, abnormal...
and so is your friend Murphy.
Yeah, well, you got
the abnormal part right.
I'd keep an eye on him.
Oh, not to change
the subject...
from Nietzsche
and the great Murphy...
but, um...
how you doin' on my Cubans?
Just what the doctor
didn't order.
Well, bless you, child.
Call you later, Flash.
Hey, hey, don't be
so down in the dumps.
We're gonna make
this movie, right? Got it?
Got it. Tomorrow?
Make it tomorrow night.
I want to show you something.
- O.K.
- Hey, hey, I didn't hear you.
I'm old, damn it.
I got it!
All right. [Chuckles]
[Helicopter flies overhead]
CAMERON:
"PennsylvaniaDepartment of Health...
"receiving complaints
regarding nursing homes...
"and long-term care.
"The halls reek of urine.
"Old people lie helpless
in their beds hour after hour...
"their soiled diapers unchanged.
"These were
the sights and smells...
"at a nursing home
in Huntington Beach."
Somebody's been
smoking again.
It's a new cologne...
Eau de Cohiba.
WOMAN:
Hmm...breaking the rules... again?
That just makes me so horny.
Yeah, you're always horny.
[Woman laughs]
That's not such a bad thing,
now, is it?
Well... [mumbling]
Just the thought of you two
Come on, Mildred.
You've got plenty
of other men to tease.
Teasing's not such
a bad thing, now, is it?
[Laughs] No, honey, it's not.
Flash, you got a phone call
back in the lobby.
Some kid.
Hello?
Hey, Flash, it's Cameron.
How you doing?
Uh, women keep throwing
themselves at me.
Thank God for Viagra.
changed my mind about the film.
You what? Uh... [Chuckles]
- Now listen to me, kid.
- I don't want to do...
that motorcycle/vacuum
salesman thing anymore.
FLASH:
Well, wait a minute.You can't do this, kid.
I mean... what about my Cubans
and the Wild Turkey and...
Come on! Now, don't give up
on this movie!
No, Flash, I just gave up
on the motorcycle idea...
not the actual film.
Well, what the hell
are we gonna shoot?
I want to do
a docudrama about...
about those crap places
Well, what do you mean?
Hold on.
"In 2005, in L.A. County...
"91% of the nursing homes
had violations."
You're some surprise, kid,
and no one surprises me no more.
I want to get
with Mickey again...
because we could,
Go easy on that.
I'm not sure that he's ready.
FLASH:
We'll talk about it first.
We need him. All right, um...
are we still on
for tomorrow night?
Yeah.
O.K., I'll meet you
at the bus stop at seven.
Yeah, well, you make it eight...
and you be there!
O.K., eight.
[Hangs up phone]
- Hello?
- [Dial tone]
Flash?
[Phone beeps]
[Crickets chirp]
[Crying]
[Sobbing]
Hey, Mickey.
MICKEY:
Hello, kid.Uh... where's Flash?
Well, he's...
I really need your help, Mickey.
I... I'm no good to you, son.
It's too far gone.
No, listen, can...
Can you just hear me out?
Can I, can I come in
for a minute?
Yeah... of course.
Flash said you'd be back.
Hey, Cameron...
pick up one of them boxes.
No, no, the bigger one.
You called me Cameron.
It's your name, isn't it?
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Wellsat the line for his second shot.
It's up... no good!
Kicked out back, rebounded
there, pass outlet...
MAN:
Pass the ball!Ah, that ain't no foul!
That ain't no foul!
Thank God it's Shaq.
Thank God it's Shaq.
Hey, whoa, ho.
Hey, whoa, hey.
Expendables, Stage 10.
The kid's with me.
MAN:
You got I. D?No problemo.
What's the score?
Lakers by two, double overtime.
Bingo, Shaq just missed
another free throw!
Haven't seen you before.
You new?
I'm anything but new...
meaning I'm old. Get it?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Hey, Stage 10,
right around the corner.
FLASH:
Merry Christmas.MAN:
Yeah,Merry Christmas to you too.
? Ooh ?
? Lonely, lonely, lonely ?
? I'm waiting for you... ?
? Ooh ?
? Lonely, lonely, lonely ?
CAMERON:
Where's Stage 10?FLASH:
Come on.
[Clears throat]
Lose the box.
CAMERON:
How hot do the lights get?
FLASH:
Hot.Are these c-stands?
I love c-stands!
So can we actually come back
and grab some of this stuff?
[Flash grunts]
CAMERON:
This placeSeems like the kind of place
that would be haunted.
[Flash grunts]
What would happen
if we got caught in here?
FLASH:
Uh...well, it's been a long time...
but I'm sure it's still here.
What's still here?
Hmm...
FLASH:
They must have sealed it off.
CAMERON:
Well, then we shouldprobably head back then, right?
FLASH:
Not likely.[Door thumps]
[Door creaks]
It's, it's still here.
[Talking to himself]
[Wood clatters]
[Wings flap]
CAMERON:
Is this, like,breaking and entering?
FLASH:
Yeah, who broke in?The door just opened.
FLASH:
Oh, sh*t.Where's the goddamn
fuse box?
How'd you do that?
I'm a gaffer, for Christ's sake.
Oh, right.
Well, this is it.
This is our room,
the crew's room.
Yeah, used to be
the old prop room.
We cleaned it up and,
uh, made it our own.
This is so cool.
How is it still here?
Uh, the present management
doesn't know about this room.
Never did.
Thank god. They'd turn it
into a Starbucks.
CAMERON:
Yeah, right.So this place
was like a clubhouse?
FLASH:
Yeah, sort of.But it was a tough club
to get into.
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