Man in the Chair Page #6
over the wrong rock.
Or the right one.
Are you good with
all the internet stuff, Mick?
Sure... it's a piece of cake.
See you at the production
meeting tomorrow?
No problemo!
CAMERON:
Peace![Crickets chirping]
Ah.
FLASH:
Don't you have any placeto be, for Christ's sake?
No, not really.
Home life that great, huh?
[Laughs]
My stepdad is always
on my ass all the time.
All the time?
Well, that's maybe 'cause
you miss your real dad.
Yeah, I miss him.
But Floyd's still a dick.
Yeah, well, he's here, isn't he?
He's with your mom, right?
He brings home
the bacon, right?
My mom works too.
Where's your real dad live?
Out there somewhere.
I don't know.
Here, in L. A?
And you never see him?
It's a big town.
He's out of sight,
out of mind, right?
I saw Mickey today.
You what?
I told you to keep away
from Mickey.
You'll break his goddamn heart!
CAMERON:
Mickey was fine.He was fine today. I know it.
You don't know sh*t!
No, I... I take that back.
You know just enough sh*t
to be dangerous.
You're a mean drunk.
F***in' A!
Mean when I'm sober,
mean all the time.
That's, that's how I like it.
I like being alone.
All right, well,
don't let me get in the way.
Well, I'll die alone.
Lot of dry eyes at my funeral.
I heard that.
What?
CAMERON:
I heard it!I'm young, damn it!
CAMERON:
so Mildred ispassing out the packet...
with the script outline on it
and schedule.
And it's a ten-minute
short film.
You shootin' 35 or 16?
Uh, 24p and some 16 film.
MAN:
Which lab?Well, Flash and I haven't
worked that out yet.
- Money, right?
- Surprise, surprise.
You don't have it yet.
[Chuckles]
Well, Flash and I will get it.
Are you kidding?
Whoa...
[Clattering, woman gasps]
Are you kiddin'?
Oh...
Who the hell in his right mind
is ever gonna give us money...
for a stupid little film
about old people?
Yeah, like
someone gives a rat's ass.
MICKEY:
Don't say that, Flash.Oh, I'm sorry, Mickey.
Any news
from New Hampshire?
your daughter have become...
over the last few years.
Hey, don't
feel bad about Mickey...
because nobody gives
a good goddamn...
about the rest
of you pathetic jerks either.
Cameron does!
Cameron?
[Laughs loudly]
Yeah.
No. He doesn't give
a hoot and holler.
He only wants to sleaze
his way into film school.
Shut up, Flash.
He's even more screwed up
than we are.
He actually lives
with his family...
and they still
hardly speak to him.
He's just a tax deduction,
an inconvenience, like us.
Next year,
when you turn 18...
stepdaddy's gonna be
number one.
[Claps] Troubled teenager...
out the door,
just like your old man.
- Screw you, Flash.
- Yeah, but don't worry, kid.
You can dump on
your poor mother later...
when she's old and feeble.
You know,
give her the old Chicago ride.
[Mimicking sound of train]
You know, one way,
all the way to the nursing home.
Some stranger
will look after her.
Hey, half-pint, that's right!
Keep walking, son,
keep walking!
We've been betrayed
by people better than you...
even people we've loved.
You know more than anyone
what I'm talking about, Mickey.
Your daughter
dumped you like a dog...
when she said,
"I haven't got time for him."
But she had time
for some drunk back east.
Oh, oh... we're all leaving.
Oh, O.K.
We all got the Chicago ride.
Ah, you're nothing but
Go on! Get out of here,
you has-beens, never-weres...
freaks, jerks, wankers.
All of you are pissants!
[Clattering]
Nobody gives
a Rottweiler's sh*t about you!
Oh...
[Breathing heavily]
[Sighs] Or me.
Dead people kind
of creep me out.
I can't believe Flash
turned on me like that.
Forget Flash, dude.
He's a senile old bastard.
- GUARD:
Over here!- MURPHY:
Sh*t!GUARD:
You guys can't be in here.
Hey, what are
you kids doing? Hey!
[?...]
[Sirens wailing]
? Santa Maria ?
? Why did you have to go? ?
[?...]
[Music fades]
[Loud thud]
Dude, we're gonna make it.
I know, but...
- MAN:
Murphy White?- Yeah.
You made bail,
you're out of here.
Oh, uh... can my friend
come with me?
No, nobody came for him yet.
He'll be here all night.
Sorry, dude.
Uh, I'll call your mom.
Don't worry about it.
She already knows.
GUARD:
All right,gotta dress you down.
Put you with the rest
of the guys, Kincaid.
You'll be arraigned on Monday.
Let's go.
[Metal clanks]
[Metal thuds, echoes]
[Door scrapes]
[Slams]
[Clattering]
Rise and shine,
my wannabe felons.
Breakfast in five minutes.
Who's Cameron Kincaid?
CAMERON:
Yeah.You made bail, you're gone.
I could get you the money.
Forget it.
Don't you want
to finish the movie?
"Finish the movie."
We haven't even started
filming the movie...
and with more bullshit
like you pulled last night...
we never will!
Well, that was my fault.
Yeah, you're totally right.
It was your fault.
It was your bad.
Yeah, I know,
I know it was my b... bad.
It won't happen again.
I won't do it again.
I just got pissed off.
Pissed off about what?
- It's a long story.
- I got all winter.
Look, I gotta eat a shitload
of crow to get you your money.
A guy I haven't talked to for
some 40 years, a guy I hate...
You hate everybody.
But this
one's special vintage.
So why can't we get
the money from somebody else?
We can't, not...
not so quick, anyways.
O.K., Flash, you know
that so many people are in...
on this thing now,
that if you go off again...
it's not just me
you'll be letting down.
You think I don't know that?
Come on.
CAMERON:
O.K.,when we started this thing...
you made me
make a promise to you.
Now you have to make
a promise to me.
FLASH:
Yeah, yeah, yeah,I get it, I do, yeah, yeah.
CAMERON:
No more drinking.No more drinking
till we're wrapped.
The guy that pissed you off
lives here?
Yup.
- What's his name?
- Taylor Moss.
Taylor Moss?
Taylor "Three-Time Academy
Award-Winning Producer" Moss?
FLASH:
That's right.CAMERON:
Jesus.What did Taylor Moss do
to piss you off so bad?
- He screwed my wife.
- What?
MOSS' BUTLER ON INTERCOM:
May I help you, sir?
Yeah, we're here
to see Taylor Moss.
BUTLER:
Whom shall I say is calling?
Calling? We're not calling.
We're here, standing...
waiting... on you.
BUTLER:
I do beg your pardon, sir.
Tell him it's Flash Madden.
Now, go get him.
Show some huevos.
Pretentious prick,
act like he got a butler.
[Gate rattles...]
Anyway, this guy Moss
not only screws my wife...
she runs off with him.
What?
Broke my heart
in a million pieces.
So where the hell is he?
I don't believe my eyes.
Well, if it ain't
Pancho "Oy Vey" Gonzales.
Oh, I see those standup
classes really paid off.
Up yours
and happy Hanukkah.
This here is Cameron.
He needs your help.
It's a pleasure to meet you,
Mr. Moss.
Cameron.
CAMERON:
So that's our story.It's about $5,000 in hard costs.
She died
FLASH:
I heard.She was the greatest person
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