Mancora Page #3

high and two kilometers long.

(in portuguese)

Perfection.

l dont get it.

Me neither.

Brazil!

That wave is phenomenal!

Two meters...

Longest wave in the world huh?!

Whereve you been baby?

Craziest wave lve seen in my life.

Hey were spending the night.

You have to come see it!

-Sorry man but lm going to Mancora.

-F***, one night?

l cant stay, if l do

lll lose the hotel reservation.

Ok whatever, you go to Mancora.

So how about it?

We stay here, you and me?...

-What?

-l dont understand you ligo.

What? What dont you get?

Cmon what the hell is wrong?

(in portuguese)

Fight?

Fight! Yes!

Ximena loves to fight!

-And where do you plan on staying?

-ln a hotel.

-And the board?

-lll rent it!

-They dont rent boards here.

-Well lll rent Batoes.

-Batoe?

-lts not for sale brother...

No, no. Not sale, rent.

l give you money...

Help me out here man.

(in portuguese)

Gift.

Presente? A gift?

Great!

-Brother?

-Yeah!

So youre leaving?

l cant believe it...

Thats enough! Please!

Lets go Xime!

Thats enough! Please!

-Cmon! What are you doing?

-Lets go.

-(in portuguese) Thanks man!

-Your welcome.

So thats it?

You coming?

Later guys!

Lets go. Thats it!

Move, lm driving.

-You sure?

-The hell with it! Batoe lets go!

l hate those impulse reactions

he gets.

Guys addicted to adrenaline.

He shoots it up eh?

-You smoke a ton...

-No.

How old are you again?

Twenty? Twenty-one?

Twenty-one.

-Youre such a little squirt.

-Shut up.

Xime, honestly...

what are you doing here?

l wanted to see you.

Thats it! Almost got it!

Easy does it!

Do you need a hand?

-Cmon! We got it!

-Easy sir.

Ready?

-Thanks kid! How can l repay you?

-Not necessary sir.

How about a lift?

lm on my way out...

-Sure...why not?

-Great!

Hey are my panties there?

No clue...

Dont worry.

Where can they be?

Theyre right here.

You didnt even look.

-What are you looking at?

-Me? Nothing.

Cmon perv! Hit the shower.

-Hows it going?

-Xime is almost ready.

-Ready?

-Nearly. Five minutes.

So wheres the party?

ln the next town over, El Alto.

Hemingway used to live there.

Sounds good huh?

Can l have a drag?

-l thought you werent allowed to.

-How funny...

Five seconds right?

Yes.

-Hey how are you?

-Fine and you?

Guys this is El Mono.

Welcome folks!

Lets go!

Damn this tonazo is sick partna!

Tonazo? What language

are you speaking?

ln Peruvian sweetie.

Tonazo means party. Dig it?

-Dig it?

-Dig it means get it.

Lets get a couple of cold ones.

lt will loosen you up.

-Thats our stop.

-Where?

Some beers would be nice!

Hey mam, some iced icle ones

as if they were for you.

lced icle?

Youre screwing me up Mono!

Whatever, its all good.

You order, lm buying.

-No way. l wanna buy.

-Then you buy all the rounds!

As long as theyre icy icicle,

lm buying!

Check it out!

Baby are you bored?

Whats wrong? Now you want

to dance with that clown?

Yeah, would it bother you?

-You think lm an idiot?

-Yes.

l may not be from the city

but lm no idiot!

Watch it b*tch!

-Easy whats your problem?

-Had to be a city f*ggot.

Hey whats your problem huh?

Who the f*** are you calling

a city f*ggot you f***ing indian!

B*tch ass city boy!

l wonder what wouldve been of

me if ld have lived in Mancora.

Whats so funny?

l would have set up a little bar.

Would take my pictures...

...and would be completely free.

But then you wouldnt have met ligo.

lf it werent for ligo my life

wouldve gone to sh*t.

Why?

After your mom passed,

my dad split and abandoned me.

l got my things and took off

to New York to see if...

...l dont know, do something

with my photography.

Once there, l met some guy,

a photographer and...

...it was a disaster...

...l got myself into a hole.

And just like that, l met ligo.

He was there, took

care of me and l guess...

...l fell in love with him.

And now l feel

as if lm lost in his world.

What world?

-Huh?

-What world?

ln ligos.

He doesnt give two shits,

does what he wants and...

...it frightens me.

You know?.

To be honest, its a bit deep for me.

l shouldve moved here.

-Cmon!

-What are you doing?

Cmon Santi!

Going to Mancora?

lts not bad.

Hello.

What are you doing here?

-Howd you know we were here?

-Batoe...

l ran into him last night.

-Last night?

-Yeah, last night.

-Hey gimme a sec.

-Sure.

Forgive me.

l saw the wave, got excited

and threw one of my famous tantrums.

No worries.

l missed you.

-How was Chicama?

-Amazing!

And l rented this beauty!

What do you think Santi?

Badass!

Hey what happened

to you, you look like...

We went to some party in

the town next over and...

...this one started fooling around with

some girl and almost got beat up.

She fooled around with me

and there was no beating...

-Well did you f*** her?

-No.

No, he just got wasted

and l found him passed out

on the beach...

...and waited for him to wake up

and ended up sleeping there...

So you two slept, together?

-Yeah, l just couldnt move him.

-ls this sand?

Yeah l just drank

too much and got sick...

lm gonna go ahead to the

bathroom. See you in a bit.

l missed you.

Forgive me, lm an ass.

lts a cool car...

Yeah right. Hey and Batoe?

lve got his board...

These beers are hot as sh*t! Hey!

Professor! Commander! Boss!

Hey whats wrong with this a**hole?

He missing a nut?

Hes concentrated on the game.

That tatoo?

Her idea you know.

Get a tatoo for me.

Stupid move.

l love kids.

Do you guys plan on having one?

Do you guys plan on having one?

At the moment Ximena

prefers not to, but...

...its best l guess. Theres enough

people that hate me already.

Ximena always says:

it isnt hate, its jealousy.

But its hatred alright.

lts different you know?.

-And you?

-Me what?

You got a girl

or are you a fag?

l had one but, she

turned out to be a whore.

Theyre all whores!

My grandmother was a whore...

...my mother was a whore,

me, lm a son of a whore!

One whore more,

one whore less doesnt matter...

Hey pay attention.

What matters is whats f***ed,

because no one

can take that away from you.

Whats with you?

You look really pensive.

These beers are really warm.

Sir, these beers are too hot!

Thats all thats left.

You two drank em all!

Suck on this.

Lets go.

May l?

-Where are you from?

-Cabo Blanco.

-What are your names?

-Vicente Jacinto.

Thanks Vicente.

-Carmen.

-Thanks Carmen.

You dont look too good bro.

Whats wrong?

Wow, wow, stop, stop now this

guys gonna puke! Go get out!

Dont trip!

F*ggot!

Hey that fish is a real beauty.

Yes, thanks.

Thats my cousin.

-Fisherman?

-Yeah.

And him?

-Thats my dad.

-Yeah you look alike.

Right.

And this is my uncle,

the Shamman.

A real one? Because l

want to visit one but...

...l dont want to wake up and realize

lm missing a kidney, you know?.

-No, no sir hes a real one.

-Real one huh?

-Youre not Peruvian are you?

-Gringo.

-Gringo?

-Yes. Gringo.

-Nice to meet you sir.

-Likewise.

Hey Santi, this guy speaks English!

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