Manson Family Vacation Page #5

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you've been doing it your whole life

and you're really good at it.

Dude.

- Okay.

- What?

You are. You've been amazing

at it since you were a kid.

Like the painting

in your house, right?

Yeah, it's f***ing amazing.

F***.

Sh*t.

F***!

- Jesus Christ!

- What?

A cop.

Pull over.

I wasn't even

f***ing doing anything!

Well, pull over.

Dude, I can't. I can't!

Why?

- Pull over.

- F***ing sh*t! Okay!

Dude, um,

we got to switch seats.

- What?

- Dude, come on, switch seats with me.

- Why?

- I just... I was trying to help you out.

- Roll it down.

- Okay.

Hello. Hi.

Do you know why

I pulled you over, sir?

Um, yeah, I know I might

have swerved a little bit.

But I was just, like,

dropped a CD.

You know, it got all scratched up

and I was trying to clean it off.

Anyway, but it's back in there, we're

fine. Thank you for the reminder.

Uh-huh. Can I see your license,

registration and insurance, please?

It's really not necessary.

I mean...

Here's the registration

and insurance.

Sir, please keep

your hands on the wheel.

Okay.

Just do what he says.

And the license, sir?

You do not have a drivers

license, is that what I understand?

No. Are you gonna

give me a big lecture now?

Do you realize it is a serious offense

to operate a vehicle without a license?

I can take you in right now

and impound this vehicle.

I'm so happy

you have such power over me.

Have you been drinking, sir?

No, I have not

been drinking, sir.

All right, watch the tone.

We've just had

a really tough ride.

My brother and I

are not getting along well.

Okay, I need you to put

your hands on the hood, please.

- I'm trying to talk to you.

- Do not resist me.

Do not resist me.

I'm not f***ing...

Jesus Christ!

- Do you have a weapon on you?

- No!

Does that feel good,

to f***ing grab me, you pig?

Stop talking!

You're free to go.

Jesus,

that guy was such a dick.

The cop that

you called a pig?

He was.

How much was it?

Um, it was not cheap.

Sh*t. How much?

- Thousand.

- Thousand?

Yeah.

I talked them

down to 600, though.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- That's great.

- I know, it's what I do.

All right.

Here, I'll pay you back.

Hey. Hey.

Three, four, five...

Six.

What are you doing with

thousands of dollars?

I told you,

I sold all my stuff.

You can keep it. You're

gonna need it more than me.

This is, um, not what I had

in mind when you said "their office. "

It's a home office.

They work out of their home.

Jesus. All right.

This is probably it.

I don't think anybody's here.

Hello. We're coming in.

Hello, it's Conrad.

Careful.

There's probably like

a dog in here or something.

Oh, my God.

Hello?

There's nobody in here.

Can't you just call them?

They don't give out

their phone number.

Why not?

Because they're...

They have to be careful.

They... They have a website, but they

don't give out their email and phone number.

Why do they

have to be careful?

Because they're an environmental

group. They get harassed.

Environmental groups

don't get harassed.

- You're so naive.

- Look.

This doesn't feel like a job.

It feels like a terrorist thing.

Dude, it's a non-profit.

What do you want me to say?

Just help me look around.

- For what?

- I don't know. Just...

Clues.

Blackbird and Sunshine.

Whoa. Come here.

What?

- What is it?

- An address.

That's 6259 right there.

It's gonna be right here.

Is that it?

Yeah, that's it.

What? That's

a f***ing tattoo parlor.

They probably have tattoos.

Okay. So what do we do?

- Do you have the photo?

- Yeah, but we can't just wave it around,

like, "Oh, FBI."

Right.

Um... Oh, what if

we did, like, a bait-and-switch?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

You know what

I'm talking about?

No. What do you mean?

So this is

your first tattoo?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

All right, yeah,

you look kind of Irish.

Maybe some of those

Celtic designs, or

you could go with something

a little more American.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Hey, I was wondering if you could take

a look at this photograph right here.

I'm a little busy right now,

dude. Can it wait a second?

Sure. No problem.

You, uh,

doing a pentagram?

You want one?

- Maybe I do.

- Looks like it'd suit you.

What can I help you with, man?

I'm just looking for this

guy. He's a buddy of mine.

Haven't seen him

in a long time.

Does he come around

here at all?

Never seen him.

You?

Anything else

we can help you with?

No.

Excuse me. Have you seen

this gentleman right here?

Uh... No, sorry, pal.

Cool. Thanks, man.

F***ing cop.

I know that guy in the picture from

somewhere but I can't think of where.

It's that creepy guy who's

always chilling at The Palms.

Dude at the bar.

He's a scary motherf***er.

Seriously, when I

said bait-and-switch,

I was mostly just trying

to, like, make you feel good.

'Cause you were so panicked.

Dude, it was

exactly as you said.

The... You left,

and I'm like, "What the... "

I was like,

"I'm right here. "

Well, no one would ever

believe that we're together.

Yeah.

All right.

Check it out.

You're a nut, man.

He's not going to come, man.

Stop worrying.

He'll either come,

or we'll talk to those people

and we'll figure it out, okay?

- Don't mind hanging out?

- No, I don't.

I'm enjoying myself.

I'm enjoying

whooping your f***ing ass.

Listen to this. You wanna hear a sound?

Listen to this sound.

Right?

Oh, God.

So...

I got to tell you. I am sorry

about what happened with Max.

I was not trying to...

You know,

that wasn't my plan.

The book was there,

he asked me.

I mean, I know I shouldn't

have, but I told him.

I get it. I get it.

I'm sorry I yelled.

You know, I'm...

I overreacted.

And I'm just...

I'm worried about him.

He's, you know... Sometimes I

worry he's not totally normal.

You know? I mean, he's, like...

Talks about death a lot.

- Mmm-hmm.

- And he's into weird stuff.

He drew this picture

with people, like,

you know, bleeding

out of their faces. Right?

Well, Dad died.

- Yeah.

- He's dealing with that.

You know, he's working

it out in the drawings.

Yeah.

He's dealing with

the idea of death.

It's like a real thing

for him now.

He's fine.

I mean, he will be.

You got to be there

for him, though.

That's f***ing deep, man.

You just dropped it

on me just now.

It's true.

- Dude.

- What?

That's Blackbird.

That's him.

I'm gonna check it out.

Why is this girl

wearing a Manson t-shirt?

- Is she?

- Yeah.

She's wearing the same

t- shirt that you had on.

I...

I hadn't noticed that.

I'm gonna just go over

and talk to him.

Wait, wait a second.

What the f*** is going on?

I...

I don't know. I mean... I'll tell

you after, okay? I just gotta talk...

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Talk to me first.

Talk to me first.

What is that?

Tell me what the f*** is going

on with that Manson t-shirt.

Okay,

the environmental group,

they have a slight

association with Charlie.

He just started the group.

He started

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