Manson Family Vacation Page #6

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the environmental group?

Yes. This group is picking up on the

positive aspects of his philosophy.

He was actually

talking about the environment,

you know,

before a lot of people.

You're coming out here

to work with Charles Manson?

- Dude.

- See, I knew.

I f***ing bring up Charles

Manson and you f***ing freak out.

Everybody freaks out!

Everybody freaks out when

you bring up Charles Manson!

F***! Where did he go? Oh.

Sh*t.

Come on!

He's getting away.

Okay, here's the deal.

I am willing

to follow this guy,

but you don't get out of

the car until I say so.

That's him!

Okay, okay. All right.

Sh*t,

go around this guy.

All right, I'm not

gonna get too close.

- Yeah, yeah.

- We'll just wait and let's just see what happens.

What is the plan?

What are we doing?

I gotta show him this letter

I have, and it'll be fine.

- Blackbird should know who I am.

- What's with the names?

Blackbird.

Charlie gives

everybody nicknames.

He's turning, he's turning.

Go, go, go.

Nice!

Where the f*** did he go?

Go... Go faster.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold up. Hold up.

He must have

gone around back.

Hold on a second.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where'd he go?

- Hello?

- He was just here.

Can you slow down?

Hey!

F***!

Sh*t!

Go, go, go!

Hey!

Motherf***er!

Hey! Hey!

Leave him alone!

Wait! I'm Conrad!

I've been writing to Charlie!

He told me! He told me I

could work with you guys!

I'm Conrad Morgan!

Please don't hurt us.

Morgan?

You're Captain Morgan?

- Yes.

- Charlie f***ing talks about you all the time.

Every day.

- Every day he talks about you.

- Okay. Yeah.

- Come on.

- I'm sorry.

Lean back.

This eye.

- Okay.

- You've gotta just keep it open for me.

Okay. No, you have to open it.

- It's, like, burning.

- There we go. Quickly.

- Okay, go.

- It sees the thing and it retracts.

I know. They're like

two little angry clams.

What?

They're chomping down.

- Other eye.

- Okay.

One, two...

Now blink that eye.

Breathe.

In through your nose.

Out through your mouth.

Now I can see you.

Good.

You look better.

Your eyes are so blue,

like icicles.

I'm gonna go

put this stuff away.

Thanks.

Oh, my God.

What did she say?

She said, "I don't mind

that you saw me naked. "

You can't do that.

I think that's

Blackbird's girlfriend.

I don't know.

I don't think so.

I'm afraid you're gonna get hit in the

head with a f***ing lead pipe, you know.

And what's with...

You wrote a letter to Manson?

- Yeah.

- And he wrote you back?

You know, I mean, we have stuff

in common, like, you know, he...

never knew

who his dad was and stuff,

and had a tough time

growing up.

I know it sounds weird,

but, yeah, just...

I was not doing that well

and I wrote him,

and he wrote me back and...

that's pretty cool.

The things he said, it was...

It helped me a lot.

And what did he say?

Conrad, come here.

I'm gonna talk a walk with you.

There's something I want to show you.

Something that you're probably

gonna be pretty excited to see.

Can my brother come?

Suit yourself.

Conrad, I don't know

if you're aware of this,

but, uh, they threw Charlie into

solitary couple of weeks ago.

- So I haven't been able

to reach him. - Uh-huh.

He's supposed to

get out pretty soon,

but you never know with

these f***ing pigs up there.

Yeah.

Why'd they

throw him in solitary?

Why?

You think they

need a reason why?

Yeah, they don't need a

reason, you know, with Charlie.

Well, he's in the legal system.

I would think that they'd

have to have a reason to put

him in solitary confinement.

They like blaming Charlie.

He's their Christ

on the cross.

And they ain't

never gonna take him down.

- I don't get it.

- Don't be a jerk.

Holy sh*t.

Is that what I think it is?

Sure is.

Oh, God.

- What is it?

- It's the bus.

The Manson family bus.

I can't believe

it still exists!

Can I go inside?

Sure.

I'll just be a minute.

Well.

Jesus Christ.

I can't believe it.

Is this the same stove?

- This is the original?

- Yeah. That's it.

- Oh, my God.

- Nothing changed.

Piece of history.

Why don't you try

Charlie's old seat over there?

All right.

Charlie drove everywhere

in this thing.

Drove all over California,

stopped by the side of the road,

picked up kids that had been

kicked out of their homes, you know.

Yeah.

He helped a lot of people.

You know, this world is more of

a mess now even than it was then.

We got these guys down at Washington,

can't get out of their own way.

Rich people,

snacking on the poor.

We got fire coming out

of our water faucets

'cause of all the fracking

that's going on.

We got fish belly-up

in the rivers and streams.

We do a lot of

talking about it.

But we're not doing very much

about any of those things.

That's one

beautiful place, huh?

Yeah.

Well, I'm working with some

people, they're gonna preserve and protect

every bit of this.

And you're gonna be a real

good addition to the group.

Welcome home, brother.

Hey, y'all.

Welcome home.

Hey, beautiful.

Nice night for a walk.

Yeah.

We had a good time.

Hello, y'all.

It's who you've been

waiting for. This is Conrad.

Uh, well, first off,

thank you so much for

welcoming me into this.

Um, I guess like

a lot of us, maybe...

I've been struggling

to find my way.

And, um...

Well, you found your

way here, that's good.

Yeah. Thanks.

And we sure do

need you, don't we?

- Yeah.

- Absolutely.

Thanks. I feel

a part of you guys. Right?

I mean...

Look at you

bunch of freaks.

Right?

That's what they think.

We're not the crazy ones.

And it is so good

to be here around people

who don't have

all that f***ing judgment.

And are okay

with seeming crazy.

Anyway, thank you. I...

I feel like I've found,

uh, you know, a home.

- Thank you.

- Hear, hear.

- Hey, man.

- What's up?

- That's a nice fire, right?

- Yeah.

You having a good time?

Listen, um,

what the hell is going on?

Charlie told them about me,

- and, you know...

- What did he tell them about you?

Just about me, you know,

and just...

I mean, stuff that...

Whatever.

I'm not gonna go into it 'cause it's like,

annoying, to you, I know. I don't wanna...

No, I kind of feel like... Are

you not telling me something?

No, it's just,

you know, the...

Well, it's like a personal

connection that we have.

- Look, um...

- Dude, just come in and have a drink.

I gotta go, man.

I gotta get back.

- It's getting late.

- Okay.

Then, I guess, "See ya. "

No, I just...

What I'm trying to say is

I don't... I feel weird

about leaving you here.

Well, 'cause you're judging

them. Come on in, have a drink.

- I'm not judging them.

- Connie.

Connie, I've been

looking for you.

Hi. How you doing?

- Come back inside.

- Okay.

Dude, come on in.

- Come on. I wanna talk to you.

- Come in.

Just give it

an hour, man.

He's shy.

You haven't seen the site?

Have you seen our new site?

- No.

- Have you seen the lab?

It's really good.

You did a bang up job.

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