Marci X Page #8

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Miss Feld.

Thank you.

I would just like to say

how proud and grateful I am--

we all are-- as citizens.

And I know that my father

and Dr. S

join me in saluting

this decision

in the name of justice,

freedom and the American

way of life.

In fact...

...these two men,

these selfless,

unbelievably generous,

all-American citizens

have also decided

to donate 1 00%

of their profits

from this recording

to the United Negro

College Fund.

How about that!

Isn't that something?

Good for you!

Huh?

Good for you!

And on this occasion,

President Bush himself has asked

that Dr. S address the nation.

Yes.

Who?! The president?!

I want to talk about being real.

Because whatever you do

and whoever you are,

you've got to be real.

The problem is who decides

who's real and not.

Mm-hmm.

And I say there's

only one way to find out.

What?

And remember you are both

still under oath.

All right, she's real.

There was a time I had no drive

I breathed,

but barely was alive

But fate changed

what my life's about

Whoever thought

that I would shout

I've got a job,

it's like a dream!

High fashion

gives me self-esteem

So shop hip-hop, it all connects

I call my label Marci X

I'm real, I'm down,

I'm total sex

I made parole in Marci X

Once they called her

Stinky Spinkle

But in this look,

she starts to twinkle

I'm real, I'm down,

so clear the decks

I'm downright on in Marci X

Hey, Marce, hey, Marce

We're glad, we're glad

'Cause we love

your collection

It's bad

I never judge,

I don't condemn

He's oh-so-butch!

He's kind of femme

We just had sex with Eminem

Yo Marce, yo Marce!

My father

now is feeling great

I dressed him

for a special date

I'm down, I'm real,

but hold the phone

You've got the Doc,

but I'm alone

I've made a match,

I think they meld

Meet my new stepmom,

Yolanda Feld

I'm a woman of color,

I make him twitch

Te amo, Ben,

so color me rich

I fly by my couture du jour

It's de rigueur

for him and her

It fades, it balls,

it's total sex

You'll catch your match

In Marci X

Who's real, who's bad,

who's hittin' da butt?

Who says, "Now stop it"

Then shut up!

Who's real, who's bad,

who is da bomb?

Email us at Ho-dot.com

I must confess, she was a mess

Not more, just less,

since she met the S

The doctor shocked her,

the doctor mocked her

The doctor rocked her,

then he wed-locked her

Who's real, who's down,

check out the dress

Don't hide the bride,

it's Marci X

Who's real, who's down,

who's total sex?

Just say the name:

It's Marci X

Who's down, who's dope,

who's total sex?

Just say the name,

it's Marci X.

Come, come, come,

come on!

Who's real, who's down,

who's total sex?

Just say the name:

It's Marci X

Don't mess with my music.

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