Mardi Gras: Spring Break Page #8

That was very upsetting.

Hi. Big fan.

I'm a big fan.

So where're we going for spring break?

Rio, baby!

All right,

I have been talking to a bunch of people,

and they all say the same thing.

They got a Mardi Gras that's way more,

way more messed up than this.

Plus, Brazil's doing some

really good things with vaginas these days.

What, too far?

I'm heading to Cancun.

Cancun? More like cannot-stop-taking-shits.

You ever drink the water

down there, Carmen?

What about Daytona Beach?

Yeah. Or South Padre.

Guys, guys, guys!

We're coming back to New Orleans!

The greatest goddamn city in the world!

To Mardi Gras!

- To Mardi Gras.

- To Mardi Gras!

Mardi Gras!

It was so good seeing Cousin Mike.

I know, it was so sweet of him to come visit.

I wish he could've stayed longer.

Me, too. It was sad to see him leave.

You know, this is gonna sound kind of weird,

but there was one thing

I wanted to do with him.

Do you know what I'm thinking?

Totally.

Apple picking!

- That would've been so great.

- I know.

Also, I wish he would've f***ed us.

Big time.

What has two thumbs, a hard-on,

and wants this guy to get laid?

This guy.

Who has more better odds in life than me?

Oh, boy.

They want these, they gotta show bush.

They gotta show a little p*ssy bush.

Gotta show a little vag bush.

Vag p*ssy bush.

I thought that...

I didn't get my line out.

Hey, you got a lot of...

Which f***ing floor?

Number two.

I wanna make Mardi Gras my b*tch!

I know you lost your mind, little white boy.

Gonna take you more than $100.

No!

Hang on, one more.

No!

She lied and showed

all of New Orleans his tits.

- Hey, don't you have a game?

- His tits?

Her tits. Jesus Christ.

F***!

F***, the bow tie just fell off!

I remember the first time

I got an erection on the set.

It was tonight, Duane.

Join us tomorrow...

Crap.

All of a sudden

the sh*t scene's looking good, huh?

Coming through.

The chicks! They came back!

My grandfather died.

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