Married People, Single Sex Page #2

I'm sorry.

[weeping].

[moaning].

[heavy breathing].

[gasping].

[moaning].

[sobbing].

people share their beds,

Their bodies and their...

Their dreams and...

After a while

They just drift apart.

[sobbing].

[breathing heavily].

you're such a porn king.

no, beth.

i don't wanna fight anymore.

me too, babe.

i know but it's

Just when

You do that with me --

yeah, it's me.

It's always me.

im talking to you.

you never do anything

Wrong, do you, beth?

[gasps].

Music.

[sobbing continues].

you feel good?

yeah.

[moans].

Will, will.

mm-hmm.

What?

why don't we kiss anymore?

oh, hon...

mom...

sh*t, hang on!

what?

wait a minute, honey.

mom...

i'm coming.

I wish.

[grunting].

[heavy breathing].

hi.

is she okay?

yeah, i think it was just

A bad dream.

did she wake up alicia?

nope.

Okay, as long as

We're not too noisy.

you know, it's funny.

Will sees me in all

Sorts of sexual situations.

He's even seen me give birth,

Twice...

But when it comes to

Talking about...

Talking about

What i really want,

I just can't do it.

guess what?

mm-hmm?

i've got a surprise for you.

oh, no.

Now what?

well...

Edible panties.

oh, man.

No, this is a wonderful...

No, it's a wonderful idea --

come on.

...and we love it.

We really love it...

If you keep talking.

But now it's time to play

Go get your wife.

i just figured that if

You're in love,

You do, it's natural

And that's enough.

That's enough.

Music.

[heavy breathing].

do you feel good?

uh-huh.

it feels so good for me.

[gasping].

[moaning].

Does it feel good?

it feels so good.

honey?

you're perfect.

It's perfect.

[gasping].

[gasping].

[sobbing].

and they said that men

Are just in it for sex.

Can we talk about

Anything, hon?

no.

Why?

i just figured there

Might be word about

Something or somebody.

no.

I'm happy for beth.

I think mike's a child

And i also think that

She deserves much better --

okay, okay, okay, but

Okay, that's fine.

That's good.

Okay, mike has had a couple

Of problems he's working out.

yes, but why should beth

Have to suffer, alright?

I think it's great all the

Stuff she did on vacation.

I always knew she had

A wild streak in her.

hon, this isn't about

Her wild times and making

Measures, hmm?

now, i think my wild times

Are over for good.

Look, is there anything else

You need because i'd

Really like --

no. That's fine.

Now watch tv, hon.

That's good.

are you okay?

yeah, just my stomach.

Must have been something

I ate.

Go back to sleep.

we're like --

[indistinct chattering].

geez, i ask for three times.

I want some.

She gives all the guys one.

[laughing].

That was last week.

beth, give me some more--

oh, tell me about

The survey thing that

You were telling me.

You know, the story you read.

all it mentioned was that

Sex takes up 1% of our lives.

that much time?

how much is 1% of

24 hours?

who says that it does?

it does.

it does not.

everybody knows that

The whole world

Revolves around sex.

fran, i'll tell you --

we kill, die, suffer

And get divorced all for

A little nooky nooky.

[laughing].

oh, there she goes again.

Anytime anybody mentions sex,

There she goes.

that's not true.

well, i don't know about

The rest of you guys but --

no big deal.

but i really

I don't think i would have

A problem with opening up

And telling my most intimate,

Filthy secrets to a total

Stranger for a survey

Like that, just to write in--

oh, so some pervert can

Read them?

No, thanks.

i don't know.

Will, can perverts read?

i'll ask my boss.

you do.

i'm going to cry.

[laughs].

you know something fran?

Why don't you lighten

The f*** up?

I'm sorry, you know.

After all, what's a little

Sex among friends?

[laughs].

artie!

personally,

I call it an orgy.

alright...time out.

coffee, anyone?

tea, please.

get it yourself.

i'll take a coffee, fran.

same for me.

i'll get one.

[chattering distantly].

[clanking].

it's really starting

To show.

what is?

you can cut the tension

Between you two with

A feather cluster.

do you think eight scoops

Is enough for a full

Pot of coffee?

franny...

It's almost been a year.

Aren't you afraid artie will

Go looking for some girls?

look, that's not what this

Is about at all,

And artie would never.

don't be so sure

About that.

Put away a man

In his own bed,

There's no telling

What he'd do.

well, i guess it's up to me

To worry about that.

who are you to give

Advice, beth?

You gave up.

franny, aren't you afraid of

What artie will do?

look, i just don't want

To talk about this,

Not with you, not with him,

Not with anyone.

[dishes clanking].

here.

Shelley, i got you this.

right.

Sex is always the answer,

Isn't it?

sometimes.

[indistinct chattering].

oh, excuse me.

oh, beth

[indistinct chattering].

reach up.

Reach up.

Emergency.

Emergency.

[indistinct chattering].

whoa!

Time to go to the movies.

yeah, but we can't decide

Which to go see yet.

hey, it's my turn to pick.

[indistinct chattering].

let him pick.

Let him pick.

i don't like it.

right there, the lover.

I know that's --

[phone ringing].

let me look at the action.

shelley?

Look at this.

[ringing continues].

shelley!

[ringing continues].

it's for you.

She sounds really young.

Just remember...

You don't live here anymore.

And im not your secretary.

hello?

maybe we could go

See hatchet.

That looks really good.

[laughing].

excuse me.

well, technically,

I'm still married.

The divorce hasn't

Gone through yet.

Leaving mike was the

Hardest thing i've ever done.

I can't imagine...

I can't imagine

Not being with him

That way anymore.

[car honking].

oh, that's shelley.

tell her i said hi.

sure you'll be okay?

mm-hmm.

I think i'm just gonna

Watch the game.

[dishes clanking].

see you later then.

bye.

Music.

[clicking].

yeah, hi.

I have the wrong number.

I'm really sorry.

[slamming sound].

hello?

Hello?

hello.

Hello.

I was...

I was just...

Thinking about you

Touching yourself.

who is this?

who do you want it to be?

my knight in shining armor.

Pizza delivery.

Look, this is not the first

Phone call i've ever had

Like this.

what are you going to do

About this one?

i usually just hang up.

why don't you then?

i don't know.

There's just something

About your voice.

something?

something that sounds

As lonely as i feel.

Music.

what's your name?

meg.

that's pretty.

thanks.

What's yours?

it's artie and i hate it.

Meg, i know this sounds like-

Meg, i want you to touch

Yourself for me.

i don't think so.

i really want to make you

Feel good, meg.

no.

yes.

no.

yes.

why are you doing this?

i just need something.

I just need something.

look, i'm gonna hang up now.

Are you still there?

only if you want me to be.

do you like

Pleasing a woman?

i love pleasing a woman.

tell me what you'd

Do to me.

wait, this is franny, right?

[indistinct chattering].

it's too prim and proper.

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