Married People, Single Sex Page #3

[laughing].

we gotta find one

For you, franny.

wait a minute.

What's in here?

beth, what is this?

give me that.

do you actually wear

This stuff?

i like them.

men love them.

shelley --

they don't stay on

That long.

look at that.

Good stuff.

that's my mask.

Don't make fun.

let's see what

Franny likes.

[laughs].

[indistinct chattering].

come on.

seriously.

Look, look, look,

This is relatively tame.

Yes?

yeah.

or the green one?

[coughing].

oh no.

all day and so much money

Trying to spice you up, franny.

no, i don't think this one

Is for me.

it has built-in --

check it out then. Come on!

yeah!

id like to see the look

On artie's face.

why are you so embarrassed

About your body?

i'm not.

It's...

Can i ask you guys

A question?

shoot.

What?

when you, you know,

Do you?

do you have any idea

What she's talking about?

none.

get that blouse.

what?

well, when you're

Having sex, do you come

Just from intercourse?

no, honey, no.

Usually it requires some

Sort of manual stimulation.

of course, franny.

I mean that's why

Men have fingers.

and toes.

and tongues.

good.

That was only one.

seriously, it's like

When god created women,

He made a mistake.

He put our clit

This much too far forward

And if he just moved it back

A little bit --

[laughing].

stop!

seriously if he had --

okay, okay.

it would be perfect.

can we try it?

yeah.

franny.

yeah.

go.

i am.

come on!

Hurry up because i'm going

To pick up the kids so --

i can wait.

Let's go.

franny...

What do i do with you?

let me see them, meg.

Let me see them.

Let me see your breasts,

Meg.

Touch them and tease

Your nipples for me.

Let me see them.

Do you like that?

yes, it feels good.

louder!

it feels great.

i want you to take your

Shirt off for me, meg.

Meg, i want you to take

Your panties off now.

Does it feel better?

yes.

does it feel good?

Rub it! Is it wet?

it feels good.

rub it!

Does it feel good?

yes.

so tell me it

Feels good then.

it feels good.

It's wet.

[gasping].

[moaning].

come for me!

[moaning].

Come for me!

[moaning].

Are you still

Among the living?

i think so.

That was --

incredibly right?

look...

I still have some work to do.

[laughs].

can i call you again, meg?

who am i kidding?

beth?

Beth?

Hey, i know this sounds crazy

But when i left, i...

I took your mask.

I'm sorry.

hey shelley, meet richard.

Richard, my friend shelley.

i didn't tell you to speak.

Stay, please.

I'm richard.

Stay.

I want you to stay and watch.

Please sit down.

It's okay.

it's like i want...

I want bone-jarring,

Window-rattling sex,

You know?

I just want passion.

And i want the lust

To be there.

And i don't think

That's wrong.

Music.

[indistinct chattering].

wow, 9.9!

[laughs].

guys, i think you

Should go home now.

right will.

I do have a dress code.

come on, bro.

Just give it a break.

We'll leave in a few minutes.

hi.

yeah.

Ooh, there she is.

do you guys have

A few minutes?

she undresses quickly.

right.

hey, mike, that's one small

Step for a man.

order me a shot and a beer,

Will you?

I've gotta drink

Like a beast.

[glasses clinking].

hi, i'm carol.

I haven't seen you

Here before.

will.

It's my first name.

It's my first time.

My first --

[laughs].

don't worry.

I'll be gentle.

[heavy breathing].

Music.

[moans].

[gasping].

what do you want me

To do to you?

[heavy breathing].

touch me!

i don't want to touch you.

no.

yeah.

Is that how you like it?

kiss me!

Kiss me!

Kiss me!

[chuckles].

[moans].

let me kiss you.

Let me kiss you.

[moans].

Yeah.

[moaning].

[gasping].

[breathing heavily].

i never thought you'd

Call back.

neither did i.

Why?

because i wanted you so bad.

[laughs].

why?

'cause you make me

Feel like--

That's it.

You make me feel.

Where's your wife?

she is out

And we are alone.

franny's hurting.

I mean really hurting

And i know that but

I'm hurting too

And...

Meg takes my heart away.

Didn't you say something

About not wanting to

Feel anymore?

it's safer that way.

But life isn't safe now,

Is it?

I guess i'm just not very good

At putting up walls.

i'm in construction

And i'm real good

At breaking walls down.

artie?

i'm sorry i gotta go.

[clicks].

[dial tone beeping].

they'll be here in an hour.

I'm going to take a shower.

Music.

[coughs].

f*** it.

Just f*** it.

we're gonna play

Truth or dare.

[indistinct chattering].

no, no.

I haven't played

That since high school

And the last time i played

That, i got arrested.

you got arrested?

i got arrested.

I did.

really?

what happened?

i mooned a station wagon

Full and out.

[laughing].

why does this not

Surprise me?

Franny, why does this not

Surprise me?

yes.

no way.

how do you think i met fran?

[laughing]

franny!

I thought you were

A convent, honey.

alright, okay.

Rules are simple.

Just in case you've forgotten,

Rules are simple.

Just, if you take truth,

You have to answer

Some questions truthfully.

And if you pick dare,

Then you have to take

The dare.

Franny, you're going first.

hey, i'm going to be

Your return over here.

Let me get over here.

Take the fifth.

[indistinct talking].

come on, fran.

listen, be gentle.

Be gentle, please.

shelley, please..

Would i ever embarass

Any of us here?

no...

we can embarass ourselves.

you can embarass me.

[indistinct talking].

no, come on, franny.

You want truth or dare?

Which one?

here we go.

truth.

franny, the truth.

Do you swallow?

there it is.

There it is.

well be right back

At the roof to wisconsin.

you remember

The swallow, honey?

We cycled back to campus.

oh, lovely birds!

[whistling].

i think that's a pass.

Let's go on.

me.

that's too eager.

You try too hard.

you're next, beth.

alright...

[indistinct chattering].

no truth. Dare.

dare.

make it good.

i dare you...

come on.

to walk over to will

And suck on his tongue.

oh whoa!

wait, why will?

This is my house.

10 seconds.

i thought you were gonna

Say something else.

10 seconds, 10 seconds.

massive faithfulness.

I'm warning you, honey.

They always come back

For more.

oh really?

always.

[laughs].

okay.

Will...

Would you kindly,

Allow me the pleasure...

where have i seen

This before?

[laughs].

...of sucking on

Your tongue?

[laughs].

something is gonna

Get going.

[indistinct talking].

come on.

here we go.

oh yeah.

there it is.

I haven't seen that

Sucker in weeks.

[laughs].

here is the reptile.

excuse me.

Just went running out

The back door.

[chattering].

you girls are owing it

For me.

it's there, beth.

[laughs].

go for it!

okay.

I don't know if i

Can do it that long.

Stay out of it.

okay, here we go.

Countdown...

go!

1-2-3-4-5...

6-7-8-9-10.

Yeah!

okay, okay.

That's enough.

more and more.

no, come on.

we have lift off.

you had your butt

With my husband.

that's enough.

do we have lift off here?

me now.

Me now.

no, i got one.

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