Married to the Mob Page #3

- Why is it in the kitchen?

- I'll tell you later.

Happy birthday

To you

- Blow em out now!

- Make a wish!

I got a wish.

Oooh!

Blow out the candles!

- Carlo, the door.

Honey, cut the cake. I'll be right back.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

Where did she go?

Tony, she moved into some shithole on

the Lower East Side. Heres the address.

- What the he'lls she doin' there?

- Beats me.

Tony, it's in a hell of a place.

I wouldnt have a dog live there.

- It's falling apart.

- It's that bad.

It's a dangerous neighbourhood.

Did you remember

that orange notebook on the couch?

Mm-hm.

- Ma, I wanna go in that way!

- Joey, I don't... I don't think... OK, OK.

- Mom, don't worry about me.

- OK, OK.

All right, I'm gonna pick you up

right here at three oclock. OK?

Good luck.

Be-e-e-e-e goo-oo-oo-ood.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Scusa.

- Wait a minute!

Excusez-moi. This is my stop.

Hey!

What the hell are you doin', dorkface?

Hi! Can I help you with something?

I'm not sure you're the person

I should talk to.

I'm here about your advertisement in the

newspaper, about the cosmetics position.

I'm sorry. They already hired somebody.

Youve got to get here really early.

I'm just a travelling stranger

On my way...

Hello, sweetie. How are you today?

Oh... I can't find a job.

Go to Chicken Lickin right next door.

They got a sign in the window.

- Right here.

- Yeah?

Thank you.

- You have a good day.

- You too.

- Good luck.

- Thank you.

Ive never worked in a restaurant before.

But I'm a hard worker and I learn real fast.

Good.

Let's try this uniform on,

and then we'll see how things look.

OK.

- You can change in here.

- OK.

For privacy.

Furthermore, I'll lock the door.

- Thank you.

- Youre welcome.

Oh!

Oh, shoot.

It's OK.

Oh, miss?

You are a real lowlife, mister.

You know that?

Young lady, one moment.

Maam, please! Please!

Gimme back my uniform!

- What?

- Gimme back my uniform.

Drop dead, dirt bag!

You tell him, honey!

Get that man another milk shake.

- Whoa...

Hey, Lucky...

- Shoot!

Tiptoes Mazzilli and Johnny King

got knocked of last night.

Gee, this is a shithole.

- Hey!

- Watch where you're...

That's all right, Tommy. Sorry.

Pick up his bag for him, Tommy.

I oughta be more careful.

I'm, uh... dangerous on the road!

Yeah. A regular menace to society.

Yeah, well, see you later, pal.

What a jerk.

F***in d*ckhead!

It's all right. Tom! Here - 41.

No...

No, up!

Come on, come on, come on.

- You comin' out?

- Uh... No, I'm goin' up.

Oh, sorry.

Uh, could you, uh... press 5, please?

Boy... Ive really got you trapped in here.

Are you sure you're OK?

No, I'm... I'm fine, thanks.

I found it on the street. I couldn't resist.

You probably want to strip it

before you put any kind of finish on it.

Oh... Oh.

- You live here?

- Uh...

- Yes.

- Really? Me too.

- I'm Angela de Marco.

- Oh, uh...

I'm Mike, uh, Smith.

Nice to meet you.

I'm 41. What number are you?

- It's 4. It's you.

- Thanks.

Well, I'm sorry I... Nice meeting you, Mike.

- There you go.

- Sorry.

- Guess I'll see you around.

- Bye.

Thanks for the tip.

Excuse me.

- Angela!

- Angie, wow! Glad we caught you.

So, howd you guys know where I live?

Oh.

Yeah. The new place. Well...

It needs a litle bit of work, Angela.

But, you know...

You fix it up right, itll be great.

Yeah, I think so.

We got you some olive oil,

some beautiful tomatoes.

That smoked mozzarella you like,

half a dozen bagels.

- We even got a few household items.

- You really shouldnt have.

You know, Angela,

we miss Frank a hell of a lot.

- And we miss you, too.

- That's right, Angela.

Were still your family. We always will be.

Oh!

You guys, I gota get goin. I...

OK. we'll walk you down.

Rosie wants you to come to dinner

next week. Say, Thursday? Friday?

- Oh, I, uh...

- Any night.

Gee, Tommy, I'm so busy with the move

and getin set up and everything...

And I don't even know if we'll stay here.

Why don't I call you when I'm setled?

Sure, I understand.

- Say hi to Rose for me.

- Of course I will.

Everybody misses you so much.

we'll see you real soon, OK?

Ci vediamo, cara.

Excuse me.

- Hello, gorgeous.

- Hi. I'm Angela.

- I'm Rita. How you doin'?

- Hi, Rita. I'm fine.

I'm looking for a job.

I saw your sign in the window.

What can you do?

Well, I went to the, uh...

Robert Ren Beauty Academy.

Well, I didn't graduate.

But I can clean,

I can answer phones, I do windows.

And I live right across the street.

And, uh...

I'm willing to try anything.

Please give me a chance.

Almost there.

- You like it?

- Yeah, I think so. It's...

Boy, it's short, huh?

- Well, it's a haircut.

- No, I like it. It's...

- I think it's short.

- It looks great on you.

- Thank you.

- Youre welcome. See you tomorrow.

Thank you so much

for the haircut, the job...

- You won't be disappointed.

- I hope not.

- Bye-bye. See you tomorrow.

- Thanks, Rita.

Next victim.

Um... Note to myself.

Run a make on the black chick.

Oh, God!

Jeez, you scared me.

- Hey, I thought you lived upstairs.

- I do. I'm a plumber.

I got of on the wrong floor.

They all look the same.

Are you OK?

No. I, uh... Not really. Uh...

Ive got this, uh... flu.

I oughta get to bed.

Listen. Ive got some great

12-hour cold tablets.

- Why don't I get them for you?

- Uh... No! Um...

This is like... a 24-hour bug.

It's very kind of you.

OK.

- You didn't notice my hair.

- Um...

No, I did.

What do you think?

It's a brand-new you.

Thanks... I think.

Take care of yourself.

Drink plenty of fluids.

Thanks for the advice!

Ma, can I stay over

at David's house Friday night?

- I don't know, hon.

- Please. Davids mother will be there.

OK. Friday night will be OK.

Woof, woof, woof.

Promotion in this for the both of us.

I ran into her twice today.

She seems so... nice, Ed.

I just can't figure it out, you know.

The move, this place...

- The job hunt.

-

Hi, Mike.

Here are those... 12-hour cold tablets

I was... You know, just in case.

Jeez, um...

I feel beter already. Must have

just been a six-hour bug. But thanks.

Mike, would you like

to go out on a date with me?

You know, if you want to.

You know, just dinner or, uh...

Uh, yeah. Sure.

Great!

Um...

How about Friday night?

Friday night sounds great.

- Great!

- Hey, Ma!

- Hey! Howd you know where I was?

- I followed your voice.

Some detective!

Mike, this is my son Joey.

- Hiya, Joey.

- Hi.

Mom, did the cavemen

kill all the dinosaurs?

Gee, hon... I don't know.

It's... a litle before my time.

Actually, Joey,

the dinosaurs were dead millions

of years before humans showed up.

In fact, if the worid were 24 hours old,

the dinosaurs would

have lived in the last hour,

and the humans would have lived

less than two seconds of that 24th hour.

Mike, you blow my mind.

Hey, big guy,

have you started your homework?

- No.

- I didn't think so.

Why don't you run down and start your

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