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to charity. Very generous.

- Unfortunately, most of it was hot.

- Oh... Gimme a break!

That's three to five years, Angela.

I also have a report from the IRS.

Something about undeclared income

and defrauding the government.

That's an additional 10 to 15

in a federal pen.

- Frankie always took care of the taxes.

- You signed the returns.

Then theres the mater of your husbands

death. We know who killed him.

Tony?

And we know who helped.

What is this? Where did you get this?

Youre in deep sh*t, Angela.

And sos your friend.

She's being deported.

She'll be under a palm tree

opening coconuts by the end of the week.

You sleazy sons of b*tches.

- Unless you play ball.

- You people work just like the Mob!

- Theres no diference!

- Theres a big diference, Mrs de Marco.

The Mob is run by murdering,

lying, cheating psychopaths.

We work for the President

of the United States of America.

- Go to hell.

- Let's stop playing games, Angela.

We can have you arrested and put in jail.

You'll be declared an unfit mother,

and Joey will end up in a foster home.

- Hold it, Franklin!

- Shut up, Downey!

- You can't... you can't do that.

- Just you watch us.

The meeting is all set.

Everyone is gonna be there.

I'm havin' a travel agent

bring over the tickets.

I'm handling the security myself.

I don't see any problems.

That's real good, Uncle Joe.

Oh, by the way, theres a, uh...

Mrs de Marco waitin to see you.

- She's here now?

- Yeah.

- Well, have her come in, Uncle Joe.

- Right.

Hey, fellas.

Evaporate for five minutes, will ya?

You got it, boss.

- Angela.

- Hi.

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

Come on, sit down.

- It's terrible about Tommy.

- Yeah.

Yeah, first it was Frankie,

and now Tommy.

Hows Rosie taking it?

Rosie took a months supply of Valium

this morning. She's at Mercy Hospital.

Oh, God...

Frankly, I'm a litle surprised you're here.

Yeah. I know.

Um...

I don't know. When I saw

the newspaper this morning,

all these feelings came over me and...

You know, I just...

I just feel really lost and...

well, you know, I just, uh...

I wanted to see you.

Get outa here.

You really scared me

the day of the funeral.

You don't realise the efect

you have on a woman.

Youre a very powerful guy, Tony.

Dont bullshit me, Angela.

You don't get it, do you?

Well, I didn't expect you to.

- I'll see you around.

- Hold it right there.

What?

Are you bein straight with me?

No, I came all the way out here

just to pull your chain.

Well, you know something?

I almost believe you.

Heres your itinerary, Anthony. Youre...

Youre goin out on Eastern. 8am.

Thank you, Uncle Joe.

Where you goin?

Miami.

- Bye, Mom!

- Love you!

Tony! Tony! Tone!

Boarding flight 17,

nonstop service to Miami, gate 32.

Yeah, that's it. All right,

we got a minute. Let's park it here.

I'll double-check the tickets.

- I'm gonna go freshen up.

- Oh, OK. Yeah, you got time.

- Have a safe trip, miss!

- Thank you.

Leave me alone!

Holy sh*t! Nick!

- I'm way ahead of you, boss.

- I don't believe this one!

- Connie!

- Thank God I got here in time!

- What's wrong, huh?

- You forgot to say goodbye to me!

- You forgot to say goodbye to me, baby!

- Oh! You were fast asleep.

- I kissed you goodbye.

- You should have woken me up.

Baby, I know Ive been hard on you lately,

but I had this awful dream,

and I realised Ive been awfully selfish.

Nah, come on...

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Eastern Airlines flight 17,

nonstop to Miami, is now boarding

at gate 1 for rows 1 through 5.

- Please forgive me, baby!

- Dont be silly, Connie.

No, no. Ive got a confessin to make.

Angela! Come on.

The other night when you didn't come

home on time, I got a litle suspicious.

- I'm so ashamed. I went to Angela's.

- You went to Angela's?

I couldn't help it, baby.

I had to see if you were with her.

Just thinkin about you with that slut,

I just... I got... I went crazy!

I couldn't stand it!

Tony, if I had found you

banging that broad,

I woulda hunted you down like an animal.

It would have been slow and painful.

You would have begged me

for mercy, baby.

- I was so far gone...

- Connie...

Youre talkin crazy.

I gota get on the plane.

The point is, I'm so ashamed, baby, for

not trusting you, is what I'm trying to say.

Especially when I saw

the schmuck Angela was with!

- What schmuck?

- Just some schmuck!

Come on. Get on your plane.

Boy, she didn't waste any time, did she?

- Get on the plane, you maniac!

- Yeah, OK.

Tone! I'm gonna be the best wife to you.

OK, honey. See you.

OK. Bye-bye.

- Hi.

- Oh, God!

I hope that didn't shake you up

too much back there.

- No. I'm OK.

- Good.

- Champagne, sir?

- Thank you.

Heres to, uh...

Heres to the mystery of life.

We have a lot to learn

about each other, Angela.

Hello, front desk. How are you, honey?

Beautiful. You have a reservation

for Mr Anthony Russo?

Beautiful again. This is Mrs Russo.

I'm gonna join my husband.

Listen. I want you to move us

into the honeymoon suite.

Now, I want champagne. I want caviar.

I want flowers.

I want the room to swim in flowers.

And I wonder if you could...

Excuse me, honey?

He already has the honeymoon suite?

- We have a flight leaving in 45 minutes...

- Just gimme the f***in' ticket, d*ckhead.

Welcome to the Real Worid

by Jane Child

Let the worid see

Let yourself be

Love each other

Just like you and me

Somethings got to give

Better sooner than later

Welcome to

To the real worid...

Wow!

- Nick, check us in, will ya?

- Right, boss.

Oh, look. A piano bar...

- Is something wrong?

- No.

No, nothings wrong.

Are you sure?

Um...

A regular menace to society.

Especially when I saw

the schmuck Angela was with.

- Hi, boss.

- Yo, boss.

Stevarino, Al. I wanna talk to you.

- Angela, I'll be right with you.

- OK.

Somebody tell me

what's been happening to me lately...

- Can I get you a drink, sir?

- Yeah, club soda. Thanks.

Hello, Mama. Homeboy. Target skybound.

Remember - look, but don't touch.

Youre the eyes, we're the brains.

Dont make a move without my say-so.

You got it, Downey?

Downey!

Roger, Mama. Loud and clear.

Hey!

- Pal, what are you drinkin?

- Thanks, guys, but I gota...

You gota what? You gota relax!

I can see you're on your own

and you're bored. So are we.

- Hey, what's your name anyway?

- Mike.

- Mike Smith.

- Oh, Mike Smith!

- I'm Nick Jones. This is my nephew Al.

- Hows it goin, pal?

If I could buy my Uncle Nick

for what he's worth

and then sell him for what he thinks

he's worth, I'd be a billionaire!

I'll give him a beatin.

Here you go.

Wow!

Meetings in one hour, boss.

Get New York on the horn

for me, Stevarino.

Right away.

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Ladies and gentlemen,

I would like to welcome you to Miami.

The captain has asked that you remain

in your seats until we reach the terminal.

Madam, please!

Honey, forget about it.

Got something for you.

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