Maskerade
- Year:
- 2009
- 165 min
- 60 Views
- [breathing heavily]
thud!
[baby crying]
[pounding on door]
- LYDIA!
OPEN THE DOOR.
LET ME IN!
[pounding]
LYDIA, I KNOW
THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU, LYDIA.
LYDIA!
THE PECKS JUST WAN THEIR BABY.
[baby crying]
[choking]
- [groaning]
crack!
AH!
[breathing heavily]
[speaking French]
- [crying]
[pounding on door]
- [speaking French]
- LYDIA!
DON'T!
PLEASE.
- [speaking French]
PARDONNEZ-MOI, MONSIEUR.
PARDONNEZ-MOI.
[baby cooing]
- [screams]
[gunshot]
[ominous music]
- [inhales deeply]
[clamoromh]
OH, MY SON!
[screaming]
[screaming]
[sprawling rock music]
THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET,
THE LESSON?
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.
- BUT DOESN'T THAT INVESTOR HAVE
A RESPONSIBILITY TO BE ACTIVE?
JUST ONE TRADE.
THEN 10% CAN BECOME
- JUST LIKE A WOMAN TO COMPARE
INVESTING TO COOKING.
- [chuckles]
- JENNY-BOO.
- HEY.
- HEY?
IN CELEBRATION OF YOUR BIRTHDAY.
ALL I GET'S "HEY"?
- I'M SORRY.
THANK YOU.
NO, IT'S JUST, SO FAR,
WHO'S REMEMBERED.
- REALLY?
- YES.
- NAH-AH.
FOOTBALL FIELD:
ME?
PROFESSOR DINGLEBERRY IN THERE.
- [laughing]
UGH.
- HE'S PROBABLY SLEEPING IT OFF
- OR NOT.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
JENNIFER RITCHIE!
BYE-BYE.
- HEY, WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?
- I'M GONNA TRY
AND MAKE IT.
- HILLARY.
- IT'S KEN.
WHERE HE'S THE AMERICAN
WOUNDED SOLDIER,
AND I'M...
[in French accent]
THE FRENCH NURSE.
I KNOW, I MEAN,
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
[in French accent]
- [laughing]
IT'S STILL GROSS.
WHO LIKE THAT?
- NO.
- REALLY?
- NO. NO.
- OKAY, SO I'M A SLUT, THEN.
BYE.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- HMM.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
I'M A GOOD FRIEND?
- THANK YOU.
I THINK SO.
I REALLY TRY TO GO OUT OF MY WAY
FOR PEOPLE:
ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS.
A SHOPPING SPREE TO FOREVER 21.
ANNETTE, I BAKED HER THA RIDICULOUS VEGAN-IZED CAKE.
I DON'T EVEN--I STILL DON'T EVEN
BUT I DID IT.
- HEY, WELL, REMEMBER,
- YEAH.
YOU REMEMBERED, RIGHT?
TALKING ABOUT?
OF COURSE I REMEMBERED.
COME ON.
- OKAY.
- HMM.
- MM-HMM.
- OKAY.
EVAN REYNOLDS,
EVEN AS A JOKE,
- JENNIFER RITCHIE,
- OKAY. GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
- YEAH?
YOU PACKED A BAG?
- MM-HMM.
- WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE?
- MM-HMM.
- I LOVE IT.
- COME ON. LET'S GO.
- YES.
- [laughing]
"WHERE WE GOING?
[somber piano music]
- I CAN'T.
AS GETTING CARSICK.
IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.
SCIENTIFIC FACT.
- YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE INTO
- WAIT A MINUTE.
TO A REMOTE LOCATION
WHERE YOU PLAN ON MURDERING ME
FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
- DAMN IT.
- DON'T WORRY.
I'LL ACT SURPRISED.
[laughing]
- HEY, NO PEEKING!
- I'M NOT PEEKING.
- KEEP 'EM CLOSED.
SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
ALMOST THERE.
KEEP 'EM CLOSED.
- WELL, I DON'T WANT I TO COME TO THIS,
- [laughs]
[foreboding orchestral music]
- WE'RE HERE?
- YOU READY?
- YES.
- OKAY.
IT'S A HOUSE.
- YEP.
WHAT THE F***?
- JENNY, WHAT?
- NO, IS THIS--
IS THIS A JOKE?
- NO, IT'S NOT A JOKE.
- BRINGING ME TO A HAUNTED HOUSE
ON MY BIRTHDAY.
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE FUNNY.
- WHAT?
FOR US.
WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL?
CHANGING JOBS,
CHANGING MAJORS,
MOVING EVERY SEMESTER.
THIS SUMMER, EVAN,
LOOKING FOR A JOB,
NOT OU IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
ON SOME CRAZY:
REAL ESTATE SPECULATION.
IT IS TRASH.
- LET'S GET MARRIED,
ALL RIGHT?
NO, NO, WAIT.
NO, NO, NO.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
NO, WAIT!
WAIT, I MISS YOU.
DOES THAT MEAN?
- IT MEANS I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S BOUNCING AROUND.
OPEN IT.
MY WIFE.
LIKE MUCH,
"BUT I HAVE
AN EXTRAORDINARY HUNCH
"WITH ANY LUCK, WE'LL SELL I FOR A MILLION BUCKS.
REALLY?
DIDN'T RHYME,
THERE'S ANOTHER PIECE OF PAPER
IN THERE.
- I AM A HOMEOWNER.
- IT'S A PROPERTY INVESTMENT.
SINCE DECEMBER,
SO I DROVE UP HERE, AND I MADE
AND, LOOK, I KNOW IT'S NO YOUR DREAM HOUSE,
BUT IT'S BIG,
AND IT COMES:
- 40 ACRES.
- WOW.
THROW IN A MULE,
BUT NO DICE.
- NO DICE.
IN HAWAII.
I WAS.
- OH...
OH, MY GOODNESS.
- [laughs]
SHITTY CELL SERVICE.
- HEY, STOP IT!
- I'M OUT!
[laughing]
FOR THIS PLACE?
- 10 GRAND.
- 10 GRAND.
- EVERYTHING IN MY SAVINGS.
- THAT'S, LIKE, FREE.
WHY?
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