Maskerade

 
IMDB:
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2009
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- [breathing heavily]

thud!

[baby crying]

[pounding on door]

- LYDIA!

OPEN THE DOOR.

LET ME IN!

[pounding]

LYDIA, I KNOW

YOU HAVE THE CHILD.

THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU, LYDIA.

LYDIA!

THE PECKS JUST WAN THEIR BABY.

[baby crying]

[choking]

- [groaning]

crack!

AH!

[breathing heavily]

[speaking French]

- [crying]

[pounding on door]

- [speaking French]

- LYDIA!

DON'T!

PLEASE.

- [speaking French]

PARDONNEZ-MOI, MONSIEUR.

PARDONNEZ-MOI.

[baby cooing]

- [screams]

[gunshot]

[ominous music]

- [inhales deeply]

[clamoromh]

- GIVE ME MY BABY!

OH, MY SON!

[screaming]

[screaming]

YOU KILLED MY BABY!

I WANT MY SON!

[sprawling rock music]

- PICK ANY 13-YEAR PERIOD IN

THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET,

AND YOU'LL SEE AN INVESTOR

MADE AT LEAST 10%.

THE LESSON?

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.

- BUT DOESN'T THAT INVESTOR HAVE

A RESPONSIBILITY TO BE ACTIVE?

TAKE ANY OF THOSE

AND LET ME MAKE ONE TRADE,

JUST ONE TRADE.

THEN 10% CAN BECOME

- OR IN THAT ONE TRADE,

YOU COULD LOSE IT ALL.

- IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT,

THEN GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

- JUST LIKE A WOMAN TO COMPARE

INVESTING TO COOKING.

- [chuckles]

- OKAY, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY.

SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK.

- JENNY-BOO.

- HEY.

- HEY?

I TOOK THE DAY OFF WORK

IN CELEBRATION OF YOUR BIRTHDAY.

ALL I GET'S "HEY"?

- I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU.

NO, IT'S JUST, SO FAR,

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

WHO'S REMEMBERED.

- REALLY?

- YES.

- NAH-AH.

- ANNETTE HAS AN ENTIRE

FOOTBALL FIELD:

SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER.

ME?

I GET MY BALLS BUSTED BY

PROFESSOR DINGLEBERRY IN THERE.

- [laughing]

UGH.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT EVAN?

- HE'S PROBABLY SLEEPING IT OFF

IN SOME FRAT HOUSE.

- OR NOT.

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

JENNIFER RITCHIE!

- I'M OUT OF HERE.

BYE-BYE.

- HEY, WAIT.

WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?

- I'M GONNA TRY

AND MAKE IT.

- HILLARY.

- IT'S KEN.

HE HAS A NEW ROLE-PLAYING

SCENARIO ALL PLANNED OUT,

WHERE HE'S THE AMERICAN

WOUNDED SOLDIER,

AND I'M...

[in French accent]

THE FRENCH NURSE.

I KNOW, I MEAN,

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO

[in French accent]

A SIMPLE FINGER IN THE BUTT?

IT USED TO BE ENOUGH.

- [laughing]

EVEN WITH THE ACCENT,

IT'S STILL GROSS.

- YOU HAVEN'T HAD BOYFRIENDS

WHO LIKE THAT?

- NO.

- REALLY?

- NO. NO.

- OKAY, SO I'M A SLUT, THEN.

BYE.

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

- HMM.

- WHAT'S WRONG?

- DO YOU THINK

I'M A GOOD FRIEND?

- YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT FRIEND.

- THANK YOU.

I THINK SO.

I REALLY TRY TO GO OUT OF MY WAY

FOR PEOPLE:

TO MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL

ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS.

HILLARY, I TOOK HER ON

A SHOPPING SPREE TO FOREVER 21.

ANNETTE, I BAKED HER THA RIDICULOUS VEGAN-IZED CAKE.

I DON'T EVEN--I STILL DON'T EVEN

KNOW WHAT IT IS,

BUT I DID IT.

- HEY, WELL, REMEMBER,

JUST GIVE IT TIME, BABE.

THE DAY IS STILL YOUNG.

- YEAH.

YOU REMEMBERED, RIGHT?

- WAIT, WHAT ARE WE

TALKING ABOUT?

OF COURSE I REMEMBERED.

COME ON.

- OKAY.

SO WHAT DID YOU GET ME?

- HMM.

DOESN'T FIT IN MY POCKET.

GOT TO TAKE YOU TO IT.

- GOT TO TAKE ME TO IT?

- MM-HMM.

- OKAY.

WE ARE NOT GOING

TO BURGER KING AGAIN.

EVAN REYNOLDS,

EVEN AS A JOKE,

THIS WILL BACKFIRE ON YOU.

- JENNIFER RITCHIE,

IT'S NOT BURGER KING.

- OKAY. GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

SO WHEN DO I GET TO SEE IT?

- HMM, HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

- YEAH?

YOU PACKED A BAG?

- MM-HMM.

- WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE?

- MM-HMM.

- I LOVE IT.

- COME ON. LET'S GO.

- YES.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

- HMM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

- [laughing]

I'LL BE LIKE THAT KID:

"WHERE WE GOING?

ARE WE THERE YET?

ARE WE THERE YET?"

[somber piano music]

I WANT TO OPEN MY EYES.

- YOU KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED.

- I CAN'T.

I'M STARTING TO GET CARSICK.

- THERE IS NO SUCH THING

AS GETTING CARSICK.

IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.

- FINE, BUT IF I PUKE,

I'M DOING IT ON YOU.

SCIENTIFIC FACT.

- YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE INTO

THAT SORT OF THING, YOU KNOW.

- WAIT A MINUTE.

ARE YOU TAKING ME

TO A REMOTE LOCATION

WHERE YOU PLAN ON MURDERING ME

FOR MY BIRTHDAY?

- DAMN IT.

SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE.

- DON'T WORRY.

I'LL ACT SURPRISED.

[laughing]

- HEY, NO PEEKING!

- I'M NOT PEEKING.

- KEEP 'EM CLOSED.

- WHO WAS PEEKING?

- DO IT AGAIN.

SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

ALMOST THERE.

KEEP 'EM CLOSED.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

- WELL, I DON'T WANT I TO COME TO THIS,

BUT IF I HAVE TO MAKE YOU

GO DOWN ON ME, I WILL.

- I WILL BITE IT.

- [laughs]

[foreboding orchestral music]

- WE'RE HERE?

- YOU READY?

- YES.

- OKAY.

YOU CAN OPEN THEM.

IT'S A HOUSE.

- YEP.

WHAT THE F***?

- JENNY, WHAT?

- NO, IS THIS--

IS THIS A JOKE?

- NO, IT'S NOT A JOKE.

- DID YOU THINK THAT I WOULD

THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

- IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE--

- BRINGING ME TO A HAUNTED HOUSE

ON MY BIRTHDAY.

- IT'S NOT A HAUNTED HOUSE.

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED

TO BE FUNNY.

- TAKE ME HOME.

- THIS IS HOME.

- WHAT?

- I BOUGHT THIS PLACE...

FOR US.

- HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

WHAT ABOUT OUR APARTMENT?

WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL?

THIS IS SO FRICKIN' YOU.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ME?

- ALWAYS BOUNCING AROUND

FROM ONE THING TO ANOTHER:

CHANGING JOBS,

CHANGING MAJORS,

MOVING EVERY SEMESTER.

WE SHOULD BE INTERNING

THIS SUMMER, EVAN,

LOOKING FOR A JOB,

NOT OU IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

ON SOME CRAZY:

REAL ESTATE SPECULATION.

LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

IT IS TRASH.

- LET'S GET MARRIED,

ALL RIGHT?

NO, NO, WAIT.

I NEED MY SPACE.

NO, NO, NO.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE.

NO, WAIT!

WAIT, I MISS YOU.

LET'S GET BACK TOGETHER.

- WHAT THE HELL

DOES THAT MEAN?

- IT MEANS I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

THAT'S BOUNCING AROUND.

OPEN IT.

- "TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,

"THE ONE THAT I WANT TO BE

MY WIFE.

"I KNOW IT DOESN'T LOOK

LIKE MUCH,

"BUT I HAVE

AN EXTRAORDINARY HUNCH

"THAT IF WE FIX THIS UP,

"WITH ANY LUCK, WE'LL SELL I FOR A MILLION BUCKS.

THEN WE CAN RETIRE

AND HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME."

REALLY?

- I KNOW THAT LAST LINE

DIDN'T RHYME,

BUT IT CAME FROM THE HEART.

THERE'S ANOTHER PIECE OF PAPER

IN THERE.

- YOU SIGNED MY NAME?

- YOU ARE A HOMEOWNER.

- I AM A HOMEOWNER.

- IT'S A PROPERTY INVESTMENT.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY DAY

SINCE DECEMBER,

AND I FOUND IT ONLINE.

SO I DROVE UP HERE, AND I MADE

AN OFFER THAT DAY.

AND, LOOK, I KNOW IT'S NO YOUR DREAM HOUSE,

BUT IT'S BIG,

AND IT COMES:

WITH A LOT OF LAND.

- HOW MUCH LAND?

- 40 ACRES.

- WOW.

- I ASKED THEM IF THEY COULD

THROW IN A MULE,

BUT NO DICE.

- NO DICE.

- IF WE MARKET IT RIGHT,

WE COULD FLIP THIS HOUSE,

AND WE COULD MAKE

A LOT OF MONEY:

PAY OFF OUR STUDENT LOANS,

AND WE COULD DO THE WEDDING

IN HAWAII.

- I WAS HOPING FOR A RING.

I WAS.

BUT THIS IS VERY ROMANTIC

IN A VERY WEIRD KIND OF WAY.

- EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING

YOU WERE GOING TO SAY.

- OH...

I HAVE TO CALL HILLARY.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

TELL HER WE GOT A HOUSE.

- [laughs]

OH, THAT'S THE ONE THING:

SHITTY CELL SERVICE.

- YEAH, SEE, I KNEW IT WAS

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

- HEY, STOP IT!

- I'M OUT!

[laughing]

- WHAT DID YOU PAY

FOR THIS PLACE?

- 10 GRAND.

- 10 GRAND.

- EVERYTHING IN MY SAVINGS.

- THAT'S, LIKE, FREE.

WHY?

- BECAUSE THIS IS

THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,

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Stephen Briggs

Stephen Briggs (born 1951) is a British writer of subsidiary works and merchandise surrounding Terry Pratchett's comic fantasy Discworld. The Streets of Ankh-Morpork, the first Discworld map, was co-designed by Briggs and Pratchett and painted by Stephen Player in 1993. This was followed by The Discworld Mapp (1995)), also painted by Stephen Player, and A Tourist Guide to Lancre (1998), painted by Paul Kidby. Briggs also adapted over 20 Pratchett novels for the amateur stage – Wyrd Sisters, Mort, and Guards! Guards! (published by Corgi); The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, Johnny and the Dead, and Dodger (Oxford University Press); Going Postal, Night Watch, Interesting Times, The Fifth Elephant and The Truth (Methuen / A.& C. Black); Making Money, Carpe Jugulum and Maskerade (Samuel French); Feet of Clay, The Rince Cycle – mainly a combination of The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic – and Unseen Academicals (Oberon); his adaptation of Lords and Ladies is unpublished. The Discworld encyclopaedia The Discworld Companion, published in 1995 with updated editions in 1997 and 2003 (the latter entitled The New Discworld Companion, is derived from Briggs' database of Discworld information). The fourth edition of the Companion was published in 2012 under the title Turtle Recall. In 2007 Briggs published The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld, a compilation of quotes from the Discworld novels. He also collaborated with Pratchett in Discworld Diaries and Nanny Ogg's Cookbook. Briggs has also recorded audiobook versions of certain Discworld works, in editions released by Isis Publishing and by HarperCollins in the US. In 2004, he received an Audie Award for his audiobook recording of Monstrous Regiment. more…

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