Matando Cabos Page #4

Just five minutes, okay, honey buns?

Who are we waiting for?

We're waiting for someone who went|to the store to get a bottle of booze.

As soon as he gets back,|we'll leave.

- Booze?|- Yes, baby. And then we can go.

Give me a break!|You're a disgusting drunk!

Honey, its not for me.|Baby, really!

You know what?|Bye.

Baby? Honey?

Mudo, tell Jaque I went|to my Mom's party.

Okay, Pau.

I don't think anyone's home.

What do you want?

Good evening. We would like|to ask you with all due respect...

- To shut that f***ing bird up!

Don't you realize there are|other people living here?

F***ing bird from hell!

That bird was a present from|my grandmother before she died.

I'm quite fond of it. It doesn't|bother you that much, does it?

If you ever knock here again,|I'm going to be bothered.

Now scram!|Both of you!

How's this one?

Have you met the neighbors?

- What happened?|- Nothing. Lets go.

Tere, answer that.

Answer the phone.

Hello?

I'd like to speak to|Mrs. Gabriela Cabos, please.

Speaking.|What can I do for you?

Plenty.

We have kidnapped

your husband.|He's alive, but not for long.

We want twenty...

You know what? Tell Oscar that if|he doesn't want to come

to my birthday party,|to stay 'kidnapped' in his office,

he can go f*** himself.

Give me a f***ing break!

You said no one was coming.

I'll see who it is.

Whats up?

- Whats up with what?|- What do you mean about what?

Yeah, about what?

You know.|Why haven't you changed?

Changed for what?|What?

Its my mom's birthday.|I told you.

Between you and Jaque,|I'm going nuts.

- What was that?|- What was what?

- Are you with someone?|- No. Why?

- I heard something.|- Yeah? No.

I think its coming from in here.

- I caught you red-handed.|- You b*tch.

What if I open the door|and find him naked?

Knock it off, Paulina.

Whats going on?

- You must be Paulina, right?|- Yes.

Honey, why didn't you tell me|she was so beautiful?

I'm Botcha.|Lula's boyfriend.

You b*tch!|Why didn't you tell me?

No wonder you were|acting so weird.

Thats why you've been|cutting classes, right?

Look, you have to blame|Botchis for that,

because he asked me to keep|it a secret and... you know.

Its more romantic.|Don't you think?

This is awesome!

Both of you have to come|to my mom's party.

- Thanks, Pau, but...|- We'd love to.

Thats it.|Hold on.

I'll tell my mom.|She won't believe it.

How long has it been since|the two of you have spoken?

Oh, its been a while.

Hello?

- Hello? Mom?|- Where are you?

Guess what?|Lula has a boyfriend.

You don't say. Put her on.|I want to congratulate her.

Hold on.

Hello?

- Lula. How are you?|- Mrs. Cabos. How are you?

- So you're coming with my daughter?|- Yes.

- And your new boyfriend?|- Yeah, right. He's coming with us.

- I think thats wonderful.|- In fact, we were just leaving, okay?

Don't be late.

Thank you very much|and happy birthday.

Get all dressed up...|kisses for you.

- Okay. Bye.|- Bye.

- So... shall we?|- Lets go.

Where did she say|she was going?

To the party.

Why did you let her leave?

Because we didn't know|she was going to take the car.

Her father is in the trunk|of that car.

- Inside a plastic bag.|- Out cold.

Stripped naked by|his daughter's boyfriend.

God damn it!|I didn't take his clothes off!

All right, calm down.|She's going to the party, right?

Lets take my car and thats it.|Problem solved.

My change.

And the rest.

Oh. Sorry.

I forgot my wallet.|I have to go back for it.

- I won't be long.|- Okay.

Don't be.

He's cute, isn't he?

Lets see them f***ing|ignore us again.

Anything comes up,|you call us.

Take care of him.

- Ready.|- Good.

She can drive, right?

Good evening, sir. Valet?

What?

Your car, sir.|I'm from valet parking.

- So?|- Ruben, give him your keys.

You're really insane|if you think

I'm going to hand my car keys|to this child.

Relax, sir. I'll take good care|of your car.

I'm sure you won't.

Ruben, stop jerking around.

Lets just go inside,|fix our little problem and go home.

Your car will be fine.

Here.

If something happens to it,|I'll kill you.

No. Don't laugh.|I'll kill you.

You know what?|It would be better if we split up.

You know Paulina well.|Why don't you go with Ruben?

I'll go with him.

Tony, go with him.|Don't worry about me. Go on.

Whats the matter with Jaque?|I swear I'll kill him.

- Whats wrong with you?|- Nothing. Why?

I don't know.|You're too weird.

Very serious. Its been a while|since we've seen each other.

Tell me something.|What are you up to?

I've been hanging out|with Botcha, right?

Oh, how sweet.|I wish Jaque was like that.

We have to drop this off.

Botcha, put that thing away.|Jesus!

We have to leave it someplace|it can be seen.

Well, go upstairs to any bedroom.

Leave it there. In the meantime|I'll distract these idiots.

If something happens we'll call|each other on our cell phones.

Don't be long.|Please.

Okay, then.

Where did Botchis run off to?

Botcha.|He'll be right back.

Whats your problem?

I don't get it, man.|I just don't get it.

What did you say?

What did you say?

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Because there's no one else here.

What?

What did you say, f***er?

What was that?|What was that? You f***!

No. You f***in' said something.

Now look at me and say it|to my face. You f***!

You f***!

Look, if you don't tell me, a**hole,

I'll beat your ass so bad.

Thats going to hurt a lot.|You f***!

Its my father.

And how do you say "hello"|in Hawaii, mom?

Did you forget already?|Aloha.

- Last year...|- Arabian...

Wonderful.

They were at each other's throats.

- Of course!|- It was great.

- That was awesome.|- Hello?

Lula? We're in deep sh*t!

Whats wrong, Nico?

You have to come right now|and help me out.

All right. Just let me find Botcha|and we'll get over there.

No. Come alone.|Don't bring Botcha.

Why not?

Lula, trust me.|Don't bring Botcha.

Nico, I'm on my way.|Don't move.

Pau, come here.

- What is it?|- I need you to give me a hand.

Whats wrong?

My neighbor just called.|My apartment is flooded.

What?|How?

Yes. And I need to borrow your car.|Please, I beg you.

Sure. But its going to be a problem

getting one out of the driveway.|Take Jaque's car.

- Whatever. Thanks.|- Its right outside.

Thanks a bunch.|I'll call you later, okay?

- Good luck with that.|- I'll be right back. I'll call you.

Where is Lula going?

Her apartment is flooded.|She got a call from her neighbor.

I want you to meet Fernando Calles,|son of Betty Calles.

He was studying in Paris. He's not only|handsome, but speaks four languages.

I need the keys to my car.

Aren't you going to say|hello to my mom?

- Good evening.|- Good evening, Jaque.

- Honey, my car keys.|- Look at the time.

Jaque, please introduce|me to your friend.

Mrs. Gaby. Tony.|Tony, Mrs. Gaby. Honey?

Charmed.

If you only want to be happy,|only be happy,

two souls in the dark|must look for each other.

A man and a woman will meet.

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