Material Girls Page #7

Synopsis: The silver spoon daughters of the late cosmetics empire founder Victor Marchetta, Avan and Tanzie, never even took an interest in the business, happy to let it be run by their and the firm's administrator, Tommy Katzenbach, while they lead socialite lives, aiming at a marriage with soap star Mic Rionn. Suddenly a scandal wrecks the firm's stock and their family reputation. Their credit cards are canceled, one of them torches the mansion, the other hands their sports-car to a thief mistaken for a parking valet. So they end up living with their Latina former cleaning lady. Help to investigate whether the firm is really best sold to competitor Fabiella, as Tommy claims, comes from hunky lab technician Rick, whom the previously mistook for the inexistent firm parking lot attendant, and Henry Baines, whose free law for the poor charity they didn't even consider for sponsoring.
Director(s): Martha Coolidge
Production: MGM/UA
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.9
Metacritic:
17
Rotten Tomatoes:
4%
PG
Year:
2006
98 min
$11,337,251
Website
642 Views


on my character and office smell,

would you do me a favor|and get to the point?

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Just a second.

- Hey, Tanz.|- Hey! Check this out.

to the current Everdew formula.

- And Dad changed it.|- No way.

Yes way.|He took the isopropyl lanolate out,

but there's no records of this in the files.

I'm telling you, Ava,|this thing is screwier than Courtney Love.

- Okay, well, just see what you can find.|- Okay.

- You don't have a case.|- What?

Not one of these people|had a permanent reaction.

And then we find out|that the formula was changed.

Someone had to have fabricated|those testimonials.

- You don't have any proof, though.|- Yes, we do.

- No, you don't.|- Sure, we do.

No, you don't.

Okay, fine. We don't.

With us today is Ned Nakamori,

that story in Los Angeles.

for the troubled company?

Is a sale to Fabiella Cosmetics imminent?

That's right, Christiane. It's expected that

vote in less than two weeks,

to archrival, Fabiella.

will prevent another atrocity

a few weeks ago.

All I wanted was a good moisturizer.

- Information.|- Yes! Hi.

I need a Los Angeles number for KLAE.

- Hello.|- Hey.

- What's your name?|- Gene.

- Hi, Gene. I'm Tina.|- Hey, Tina.

Did anyone ever tell you|you look like Tanzie Marchetta?

- Thanks.|- You're much prettier, though.

- Thanks.|- No problem.

I'm sure you're a lot nicer than they are.

What spoiled jerks.|Screwing over all those people like that.

Hey, Gene.

Believe it or not, I'm actually on the prowl|for some of those release forms

that people have to sign|before they go on television.

I mean, everyone you air|has to sign one of those things, correct?

Yeah, that's right.

So, I was wondering if I could just get|a little look-see in that file room.

- Oh, I am not authorized to do that.|- Gene.

I'm gonna be in so much trouble.

My boss needs them for a TV emergency.

If you could just help me|this eensie-weensie little bit?

You're gonna be quick, right?

Hurry!

What the hell's going on in here, Gene?

Well, well. What have we here?

Her boss is having a TV emergency.

Gene, you must be a stone moron.|Do you know who that is?

- That's Tanzie Marchetta.|- No.

You're in big trouble.

Sorry, it's not exactly Sushi Roku, but...

Are you kidding?|This stuff is so much better than sushi.

You haven't had Domino's before?

Well, once at Brigitta's|white-trash hoedown party.

But, other than that,|our chef always made us low-carb pizza.

Good Lord.

Look. Thanks for helping us.

All of our so-called friends have treated us|like lepers since this happened.

Yeah, I know about the leper thing.|I was a debate team nerd in high school.

- So...|- Really? That's cute.

- Nerds are, like, really in right now.|- Yeah? They weren't back then.

A beautiful girl like you|wouldn't have given me the time of day.

I don't know about beautiful.

I gained two pounds since I've been poor.

I used to make fun of regular people|with their eye bags

and their love handles,|but worrying about money is really tiring.

I got my first eye bag yesterday.

You could use a little|Preparation H for that.

You still look pretty great to me.

My mom was a model, so looking great|was considered a genetic requirement.

Where is your mom, anyway?

She's in Europe with an Egyptian prince.

She changed her name to Isis,|and she calls us her cousins.

We get e-mails every few years.

You wanna know something|really funny, though?

I can remember living in|this teenie-tiny little walk-up

and being really happy.

I mean, Tanzie doesn't remember that,|but I totally do.

You're different than I thought|you were, Ava Marchetta.

(CAT YOWLING)

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!|I was just attacked by a vermin!

What happened?

I can feel it! Get it off me! I hate rats!

- That's my cat, Clarence Darrow.|- Oh, whatever! It was vomitous!

- I hate cats!|- Well, excuse me!

- What? You think I'm overreacting?|- He's a cat!

He looks like he has rabies!

- Come on.|- How can you stand this?

This is like an episode of "Fear Factor!"

I'm sorry I don't live in a mansion|and have a Chihuahua with a pedicure.

And, what,|because you work in a cesspool,

you think you're like Gandhi or something?

What about you?|You're all frosting and no cupcake.

I am cupcake! Okay?|And you are pretentious and sloppy.

Thank God I didn't kiss you!|You would've needed a tetanus shot.

Because I would have let you kiss me.

You were practically in my lap.

- I was reaching for more pizza.|- Sure, you were.

I was! And you know what?|You can't talk to me like that.

You know why?|You work for me. You're fired.

You can't fire me.|I'm helping you out for free.

You're still fired.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

What! Hello? What?

- Hi.|- Hey, Sue, check it out.

Looks like one of them|fancy prostitutes from

got herself cold busted.

- Come on.

your entrepreneurial spirits.

It's not my thing. You know?

In fact, it's really a personal failing|on my part.

You know, 'cause if I could|just get myself more organized...

- You got some soft skin.|- Yeah.

It's like a baby's. How you do that?

Trespassing and attempted theft.

- $20,000!

What kind of criminal has $20,000?

What is wrong with the justice system?

It ought to be peanuts for you, missy.

You know what? Henry, stop!|You can't drag me away like that, Henry.

You know what? Henry, stop!|You can't drag me away like that, Henry.

And you know what else?

The only reason that you're still here|is because Tanzie's in jail!

Ava, there's a bail bondsman|around the corner.

And what?|He's just gonna give me the money?

No, he'll loan you the money.|You just have to give him some collateral.

I don't have any collateral.

- But that's my dad's watch.|- It's your sister, Ava.

Sorry, Rolie. Time for you to go.

Okay, the key to soft skin like mine|is exfoliation.

Exfoliation.

- Exfoliation.|- Exfoliation.

Yes.

Now, Laporscha, all of that makeup|is really hard on your skin.

You need to be kinder to your pores.

If only we had some kind of a scrub.|Something fine but grainy and...

Oh! I got an egg roll in my bra.|Just give me a minute.

That's okay.

I got sand all up in my toe jam|running from the po-po.

Great.

Anything abrasive like this|will really get rid of those dead cells.

Okay, you want to use natural|hypoallergenic ingredients on your skin.

Stay away from formaldehyde.

You don't even want to know|how much formaldehyde

a woman swallows a year|just from her lip gloss.

Okay, you want to use, like, sea kelp,|oatmeal, natural lactic acid.

Girl, we can't afford nothing|but the cheap stuff.

And nothing that costs two bucks is gonna|make your skin feel this good.

Yeah, if they just sold something|like that at the Rite Aid, huh?

- Tanzania Marchetta? You made bail.|- Really?

But we were just getting ready|to start a book club.

- How'd you get so good at this?|- Practice.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

How dare you sneak in like that?

What in the world are you wearing?

- No wonder you ended up in jail.|- No!

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