Material Girls Page #8
Girls, you're gonna drive me crazy.
You smell like Satan's armpit.|Go wash those things off! Go!
And you. Come here, young lady!|Where do you think you're going?
Who do you think you are,|calling me and leaving a message?
"Oh, Nezy, well, Tanzie's in jail,|but don't worry."
Don't worry?
- You almost gave me a heart attack!|- I'm sorry!
I didn't know|you were gonna be so worried.
What? Are you crazy?
Who am I, if not your mother?
You're the one always telling us|that we act spoiled all the time
and that we don't appreciate you.
That's what mamas do.
- Don't you understand?|- I'm sorry, Nezy.
I am. I'm sorry.
You know, apart from my own two girls,|you're everything to me.
I know that.
And I would never let you suffer.
- I love you.|- Nezy, we love you, too.
Look at you.
You remind me so much like your father.
He was a very good man.
And he was gonna|bring my girls over here.
He was?
I wanna help you with that.|I wanna finish what he started.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
TANZIE:
Hey!Could someone come and help me in here?
The tattoo that Butch Brenda gave me|isn't coming off.
She said it was henna!
Rural route 17.
- How ghetto is that?|- This was your idea, Tanz.
Pothole.
Told you we should've gotten the Beamer.
And I told you too expensive.
Someone's been hanging out|with Henry a little too long.
- Look, I went over there for help. For us.|- Yeah. You want him, Avie.
Well, what about you?
You and Rick practically, like,|jump each other every time you see him.
Admit it, Tanz. You think he's hot.
- I'll admit it when you admit it.|- So, you admit it?
- No, I didn't.|- Yes, you did.
Well, then, you did, too.
(WOMAN ANNOUNCING ON RADIO)
Ava, I like Henry a lot more than I like Mic.
The thing I like about Henry is...
I mean, you know,|assuming that he ever talks to me again.
- What?|- He takes me seriously. You know?
Like Daddy did. And I used to resent that.
And I used to think, you know,
all he wants me to do is be good|at everything and take care of you.
But, now I think, wow!|You know, he really believed in me.
Sometimes I wish Dad had've been|a little bit harder on me.
- You do?|- Yeah.
But look at you now, Tanz.
I mean, you're the one that got the clue|that's gonna get us out of this.
And then you're gonna go off to UCLA,|and you are gonna be
the most genius chemistry major|that they've ever had.
Do you mean it? Really?
And, like, you know,|the hottest chemistry major, too!
You know.
(ENGINE BACKFIRING)
(ENGINE BACKFIRING)
(HORSE SNUFFLING)
Margo Thorness?
So, after I had|those awful, awful side effects
with the Everdew Night Cream,
the company offered to pay|for my reconstructive surgery.
- They did?|- Yes, ma'am.
Did you happen to have|any skin problems before?
Oh, no. No, ma'am.
It's funny, then, that I saw you|on the eczema documentary on KLAE.
Oh, that?
Well, see, at the time, I didn't know|it was the Everdew causing the problem.
- So, I went to see a whole lot of doctors.|- I see.
Do you happen to have|any pictures of yourself
- before you had the reactions?|- No. I...
You know, I'm a shy, delicate flower.
I really don't like being photographed.
But you have all these pictures of you.|With all your cats.
Yeah, but...|You know, that's more for my cats.
Really?
Oh, my! I need to get to church!
- On a Wednesday?|- Yes, sugar pie.
I run a Bible study,
so I'm afraid|I'm gonna have to ask y'all to leave.
Now!
Does she think that we're complete idiots?|She was so full of it.
I saw her face, and you know what?|That was not an allergic reaction.
- That is severe eczema scarring.|- Tanz, we're screwed.
- What are you talking about?|- We don't have any time left.
- And we have no proof.|- We paid for those surgeries.
- We can find those records.|- Look, it doesn't even matter.
The vote is on Saturday.|It's over. It's done!
- You're just gonna give up like that?|- Yes!
This is not fair! It's not right!
The world doesn't care, Tanz. Okay?|Would you just grow up?
God.
(ENGINE TURNING OVER)
Bite me! Could this get any worse?
We could die here.
(BANGING ON WINDOW)
You tell your friend Margo|if I catch one of her mangy cats
spraying on my Vee-Dub one more time,|I'm setting the damn cat on fire!
You hear me? On fire!
- Oh, my God!|- Sick! I hate cats!
- Sir! Hey, sir!|- Tanz, wait!
- How long has Margo lived there?|- She grew up here with her mama.
Thank the Lord|she finally got her face fixed.
That Big Dipper mark scared me to death.
It did look like the Big Dipper.|That's what I said! Remember...
Priorities, Tanz.
- Excuse me? When did she get that mark?|- She was born with it.
That is lovely, sir! Just lovely.
- Can we get a jump?|- Sure.
Wait until Tommy hears|about this Margo stuff!
- Screw Tommy.|- What do you mean?
You and I are taking care of ourselves|from now on.
Tommy hasn't done jack.
All he's gonna do|is tell us that we need proof.
You know what? He wants proof? Fine.
You and I are gonna get it.
Red leather, yellow leather.|Red leather, yellow leather.
AVA:
Ned Nakamori?Well, well, well.|Ava and Tanzie Marchetta in the flesh.
- What can I do you for?|- Well, have we got a scoop for you.
- What can I do you for?|- Well, have we got a scoop for you.
Wait, let me guess. It was a hoax, right?
Darling, I hear that from all my busts.|Everyone's innocent.
Sorry, I'm busy.|We're about to go to national feed.
Are you too busy to hear|about a high-powered CEO
involved in stock fraud?
- You'll get the exclusive.|- Yeah.
All we need is just|this one teenie-tiny little thing.
(WHISPERING)
You're a regular Martha Stewart.|Well, except for the going to jail part.
HENRY:
Are you sure|you know what you're doing?- I'm sorry. I...|- More than anything in my whole life.
- And my office isn't too embarrassing?|- Absolutely not.
Besides, there's something|really comforting about this place.
I even came close|to petting Clarence Darrow today.
Wow. That's a big step.
And I was wrong about you.|You are cupcake.
Will you guys just kiss already|and get it over with?
(TOMMY CLEARING THROAT)
- Well, hello, hello!|- Hello?
Oh, cheese. Nice touch.
- I understand we're celebrating a merger.|- Great!
- Hi. How are you?|- We'll get together.
- Tommy, this is our attorney Henry.|- Henry. Pleasure.
- How are you?|- And this is Craig.
I love you very much. I'll talk to you later.|Hey, nice to meet you.
- Hi.|- Hi.
Tommy let me come|as his secretary today.
Pam's sick. Isn't that awesome?
Your nose.
- It looks kind of like mine.|- Thanks.
You were my inspiration.
"Buongiorno," chicklets. I'm over the moon.
- This is Nelson, my attorney.|- Fabiella.
- Tanzie.|- I'm delighted you're here.
- Nelson. Tommy Katzenbach.|- Good to see you.
- How are you?|- Hi.
- Cheese?|- Thank you, no.
No, no, no. Bad for the complexion.
- What is this place?|- AVA: This is our lawyer's office.
Bravo on the cost-cutting measure.
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