Matinee Idol Page #2

Synopsis: While filming the adult film Matinee Idol, porn stars Lance and Linda have a clash of egos. After appreciating his talents, Linda asks her new pool man Bud Cochran to audition, but not before subjecting him to plastic casting "for prosperity". After Lance has a private session with the casting directors' secretary right on the casting directors' table, he successfully initiates new candidate Daisy through a screen test. Bud Cochran is approved after his own successful screen test with Daisy. A publisher wants Lance to write a sex book, but the publisher's wife has other ideas. Finally, Lance and Linda re-do their scene and find the missing sparkle. But after Daisy and Bud Cochran suddenly quit to marry each other, so do Lance and Linda. The casting directors then resort to asking the viewers for replacements.
 
IMDB:
6.5
NOT RATED
Year:
1984
88 min
116 Views


- Daisy. Daisy Cheney.

- Well Daisy, didn't they explain to

you in casting what was expected

of you for this screen test?

- Well sort of, I guess.

- Then you do understand that Lance

Hardy is going to insert his thus

swollen penis into your warm, moist

vagina, and plunge it in and out

for as long as possible, until

hopefully you two experience

the primal pleasure of an orgasm?

But, before any of this can take place

first, he must have an erection.

And that is what we are

asking of you now.

- Well just tell me what you

want me to do.

- For God's sake girl didn't your

mother teach you anything?

Tickle his a**hole, titty f*** him,

suck his toes,

sit on his face, work it by hand,

do anything,

just f***in' do it!

- Um, excuse us for a minute, ok?

Good.

Don't mind him he is a little

nervous I guess.

I was late so it was really my

fault.

He's really hollering at me not

hollering at you.

Now this is very simple all we

have to do is, uh...

It's simpler than you think. Yeah,

do you have a boyfriend?

- No.

- Well you've had one at one time,

right?

- Right.

- You know when you made love to him

all the little things that you did

and how much fun it was?

That's just about what we are going

to do here.

It's very simple. It's not any special

thing you have to do.

Just be yourself, and you only

need one p*ssy.

- Ok.

- And I think you'll love it.

I'll teach you everything you

have to know.

Have you ever sucked cock before?

- Yeah.

- You did?

- Sort of.

- A little bit, huh?

So it's really very easy.

Just sort of like what you

did before.

Just think about that.

- Geez it's so big!

- Is it really?

- Yeah!

- Here why don't you go down

on it.

(slow synthesizer music)

Keep it in there.

That's it.

- It's like sucking an ice

cream cone.

- See it's alright, isn't it?

- Mhmm.

- Now do it with, uh...

Yeah that's it. A little stronger.

Yeah that's it.

Just have fun.

You see? It's not so f***in' hard.

To do I mean, you just

gotta relax.

- I think she's got it!

By George she's got it!

Lance Hardy has risen

and so has my salary! Places

everyone, get ready for a take.

Heat 'em up.

Roll sound!

Mark.

Action!

(upbeat electronic music)

- Tell me.

- They are.

- They are what?

- They are sensitive.

- Just think, these were wrapped

around

that beautiful ass of yours.

And this was just hugging...

that sweet p*ssy.

Is that on your clit?

(giggles)

I don't know it's not on my clit.

(moaning)

- Cut! Print it! Alright, great!

Sensational! Really f***ing

sensational!

- She's a natural, what can I say?

- Hi!

- Hi Ginger, come on in.

You look great, you want a drink?

- Oh, uh, I'll get it.

So, um, how's the biggest cock

in Hollywood?

Your leading man.

- That arrogant a**hole and I

will no longer be working together.

I have found a new leading man though.

- That won't be easy Linda,

the Lance Hardy schlong is legendary.

- Oh yeah he's a terrific lover, too

bad he's so inconsiderate.

- Ah, could this be love?

- So did you bring your equipment?

- Oh yeah sure. You know I've only

done rock stars before.

Who is this guy? Is he your new

boyfriend?

- He's gonna be a big star in the

movies.

- You mean your kind of movies?

Mmm he must really be hung.

What's his name? Is he cute?

Is he circumcised?

- That's him now.

- Hi.

- Hi!

I didn't know you had company.

- Oh, Bud Cochran this is

Ginger Glover

- Hi.

- Want something to drink?

- Yeah you got a beer?

- Sure.

Make yourself at home.

- How you doing?

- Great.

He's cute Linda!

I think I am going to enjoy

casting him.

- What does she mean cast me?

Does she work for your studio?

- She's going to preserve you

for posterity.

- I don't get it.

- Well she's going to make a plaster

cast of your cock.

- No she isn't.

- Oh it won't hurt you'll love it.

- You know your a bunch of degenerates

you know that don't you?

- Yeah.

- You got that right.

- Let's get his pants off.

- Alright.

- Now cut it out now this isn't funny.

- Oh come on.

- Hey this is humiliating to me,

alright. We just met.

- I'm just going to cast you, not

castrate you.

- Come one let's get these pants off.

- This is sick!

- Get in there!

- We'll need some water.

- This is sick! Degenerate!

- I've got some right here.

- I know perverted.

Have a seat.

- What are you gonna do now?

- Well lets get his pants off

and get him hard.

I can't make the casting unless

he's good and hard.

- Come on now.

Look I don't cotton to being

made a fool of, alright.

No.

- You're gonna love this.

- Come on you want this. Help me

a little bit.

- You're wrong alright.

- Here let's get this under his ass,

I don't want to make a mess.

- What are you worried about

the furniture?

- I'm not worried about a thing,

honey.

Underwear too, we can't do it

through the underwear you know.

- I sure hope you don't hurt me. I

mean I'm a gentleman at times ma'am...

- Oh it is going to be excruciating!

You're gonna love it.

- Sh*t.

Geez I feel like I am at the dentist.

I can never get hard now.

Well I might get hard.

- It's time to cast this dick.

Let's do it.

- How am I gonna get this off when

it hardens?

- Well you can keep it up forever,

stud. When you get smaller it will

slide right off.

I think I'll use bronze so that even

when you are gone

your mighty organ will remain as in

life always ready for another recital.

Just give it a couple minutes for the

plaster to harden and we are all set.

- Ginger, you know, you're a

master cock caster.

- Thank you.

- Now how am I supposed to stay hard

with this thing on?

- That's a great idea!

Now watch closely Cochran, you may

never see anything like this again.

We're gonna f*** your toes Cochran!

(laughter)

(moaning)

(accordion music)

- Ooh you give good toe, baby!

- Oh Cochran what big toes

you have!

- I give nice foot massages I'll tell

you that.

(moaning)

- Oh, I'm going to...

- No don't move!

- It's getting so hard!

- Just relax.

- I can't! I can't! Oh!

- Oh, we'll have to make another

casting.

You whip up another batch.

I'll keep him hard.

- How much water do I put in?

- Um, put in the plaster first.

About a cup.

Just eye ball it.

- Then how much water?

- About half a cup.

Then stir it.

- It was too tight. Too tight.

(groovy music)

- Hand me that dildo.

- What?

- There's a dildo in that bag.

Get it for me. Quick!

(moaning)

I think it's ready Linda, are you?

- Wait, wait a minute!

- I got it, it's right here.

- Oh!

- Well, I guess we are going to have

to make him hard again.

Ready?

- Ms. Hands, sirs.

(horns blowing)

- You two talk, I'm going down

to the Nazi sex slave

company to see how they

are doing.

Nice to see you again Linda.

- Nice seeing you Mr. Cox.

- I love him like a brother, but I

sure wish he'd see my tailor.

- Bernie, darling...

What this studio needs is a...

Big, fresh, new cock.

Attached to a nice, easy-going, and

easy to get along with young man.

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David F. Friedman

David Frank Friedman (December 24, 1923 – February 14, 2011) was an American filmmaker and film producer best known for his B movies, exploitation films, nudie cuties, and sexploitation films. more…

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