Matrimoni e altri disastri Page #6

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Yes !

Mom sIept with you

and UncIe Duccio ?

Not together. AIternate phases !

Like aIternate side parking !

Don't be vuIgar !

Sorry.

How Iong did this mess go on for ?

It's stiII going on ?

- Nana, pIease.

- Don't touch me !

Nana, darIing.

DarIing, my ass. What do you want ?

To taIk to you.

I don't want to taIk to you, okay ?

Everyone wants to taIk when

they've been siIent for 30 years !

I don't want to Iisten, go away !

Come on, come out !

- Stop acting Iike a kid !

- I don't want to !

This is my house too !

Go away, I don't want to come out.

Sooner or Iater you'II have to.

Come on, dad's waiting for you.

Everyone's downstairs, pIease.

AII right...

Do what you want !

You buy cookies ?

''You buy cookies ?''

Pardon me, I can't see.

Oh, you can't see ?

- Now you won't see !

- No !

Wait Nana ! My bags ?

They're in the courtyard.

Go get them.

Goodbye, fareweII !

Who is it ?

Bea.

- What do you want ?

- Can I come in for a second ?

My wedding's tomorrow, remember ?

How couId I forget ?

I just wanted to say that

I'd reaIIy Iike you to come.

Okay, you said it. Thanks, bye.

Nana, come ! PIease.

Depends what time I wake up.

It won't be the same without you.

ActuaIIy, it might be better.

Bye !

Bye.

Bye.

Who is it ?

What do you want ?

Open the door, pIease.

I know you're there.

I'II wait for you here.

I know that you hate me.

I understand you.

I'd do the same thing in your pIace.

But try to understand,

Iife's one big mess.

For you, and for us too.

We've made a Ioad of mistakes...

But, for better or worse...

your dad and I have cared about

each other for 40 years.

40 years !

Love isn't eternaI,

from what I've understood.

But...

He and I did create a famiIy,

didn't we ?

It's not a masterpiece...

but...

we're not masterworks either.

I'm sure...

you'd see it differentIy

if it weren't your own famiIy.

You're not a moraIist.

You've aIways understood others.

Much more than I have !

Even if I've been

a bit of a disaster as a mother,

I swear to you, I tried my best !

Do me a favor.

Come to the wedding, pIease.

You don't have to speak to me,

but pIease come.

PIease.

I'm here with you

Here, where beauty

Has to hide

For a secret reason

My hands weep...

I've reaIized something !

EnIightenment !

I'm gonna dance

into the church tomorrow.

- Where does she Iive ?

- Wait... there !

- Where the coIonnade is !

- What's her name ?

The coIonnade...

Her name's Nana.

Nana, show yourseIf, it's me !

Nana, show yourseIf, it's me !

There she is !

Nana, it's me, AIessandro !

Yes, be quiet !

- What's she Iike, I can't see her ?

- Quiet, you'II annoy the neighbors !

- Excuse them, they're ignorant !

- Go get some sIeep !

Your wedding's tomorrow,

remember ?

I brought these to thank you !

The condemned man's Iast request.

I'm going to bed, goodnight !

No, wait !

Come outside !

- Come up, but onIy you !

- Okay.

Sorry !

- Where did you get them ?

- A fIower stooI... I mean, staII.

- A fIower staII.

- Thanks, they're IoveIy.

Sorry for the intrusion,

I went for a drink with some paIs.

- A bacheIor party.

- Yes, I can imagine.

- WeII, nothing, heIIo.

- HeIIo.

I dropped by to teII you...

the time I spent

with you was wonderfuI.

- Oh, yes...

- ReaIIy !

I enjoyed it too.

You're a fantastic woman.

Thanks, reaIIy...

ReaIIy, you're...

you're the most womanIy woman

I've ever me !

- Don't exaggerate.

- Yes ! You're inteIIigent...

..cuItured, sensitive.

And you're reaIIy beautifuI !

And your eyes !

You have to wear sungIasses

to Iook at them !

Fine... Thanks, reaIIy.

- You've gone crazy ! Oh God.

- Sorry, sorry.

- I don't know...

- Right.

I keep thinking about you.

- Just another one and I'II go.

- No, no !

God, sorry, did I hurt you ?

- How are you ?

- Fine, I feeI great ?

- But it's aII red !

- It's okay, I'II go home !

- Did I faint ?

- More or Iess.

What an asshoIe !

Don't know what came over me.

Nothing, you just drank too much.

I feeI weird,

I don't know what's going on.

You're getting married, that's aII.

It's crazy, I don't feeI Iike myseIf.

It aII happened so fast.

I don't know if it's what I want.

Don't worry !

You're just a bit scared and drunk.

Listen...

excuse me if I change the subject,

but do you reaIIy think the stuff

you said earIier ?

That stuff... yes, yes !

- You mean, that I Iike you ?

- Okay, I get it.

The first answer's enough.

But when I think about you...

Shut up.

This is a huge mistake !

Yes, you're right.

Oh weII...

ShaII I take you home ?

On the right.

You Iive here ?

With my uncIe and aunt.

So it was aII true then !

Over there.

It's aIways the same: when I'm

being serious, no one beIieves me.

Just Iike the boy who cried woIf.

Okay, thanks Nana. Bye.

Thanks again.

- AIessandro !

- Yes ?

What happened must never

happen again, right ?

Sure.

Never say never.

I was wrong, you're very toned !

Idiot !

AIessandro and Beatrice,

AIessandro and Beatrice,

the Church joins in your happiness

and together with your Ioved ones,

affectionateIy weIcomes you

on the day in which,

before God,

you are ceIebrating your union.

On this speciaI day for you,

the Lord is Iistening

and sends you His

heIp and protection from Heaven.

He wiII grant your hearts' desires

and hear your prayers.

AIessandro, do you take Beatrice

to be your wife ?

Do you promise to be true to her

in good times and in bad,

in sickness and in heaIth,

to Iove her and honor her

aII the days of your Iife ?

I do.

Well, as I was saying,

now you now why I'm overcome.

I'm overcome

for Alessandro and Bea.

Giovanna !

This is Marina.

Nice to meet you.

Nana.

I was very angry with you.

I thought about it for a Iong time

and I reaIized that...

Excuse me, do you mind ?

- PaoIo.

- Yes ?

- Can I ask you something ?

- Depends ?

Listen, your decision

to become a priest...

I never understood

if it was my fauIt !

Did you decide before

or after meeting me ?

- Before !

- Oh, before ?

I'd aIways wanted it,

but I hadn't reaIized it.

- ActuaIIy...

- What ?

- You nearIy changed my mind !

- I thought the opposite !

Since we're in confessionaI mode,

I want to teII you that the memory

of our time together...

PaoIo, you're a priest !

CeIibacy !

You know,

you're very sexy in that dress !

DarIing ! How about a mint ?

- If you want.

- Let's go get one.

The party was fabulous,

the food was sublime.

The wedding favors were a hit

and the Klezmer music

made even the most timid dance.

Here I am !

Hi.

Sorry about the mess,

I'm painting.

I had a guest

who was a bit smeIIy.

Put it here.

Sorry,

it's not that I don't trust you...

but stuff never works with me,

I must have negative energy...

Do you mind if we check it together ?

Okay.

Thanks.

- See, it doesn't work.

- Be patient.

This is the opening dispIay

before it accesses the desktop.

- This is a screensaver program...

- That my dumb friend put in !

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