Mayhem
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- 2017
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Derek:
Say helloor the ID-7 virus.
Nasty-looking
little f***er, huh?
For the uninitiated,
the ID-7 strain makes
blocks neural paths,
essentially attacking our ID
and throwing off
a very important balance
in our brains...
The balance between
emotions and reason
that keep us
thinks like punching
your boss in the face when angry
or f***ing your date
in public when horny.
That balance
is temporarily severed,
causing inhibitions to drop
and basic instincts
to rise to the surface
as the infected fall victim
to what experts call
emotional hijacking.
the red-eye virus
for obvious reasons.
So in a nutshell,
basic human dignity
takes a sick leave.
of the red-eye virus
occurred 18 months ago
in des moines, Iowa,
and quickly spread
around the world.
Since then, there have been
over 1,000 confirmed outbreaks
reported globally,
over half of which
are in the United States alone.
The CDC is optimistic they can
contain the virus immediately
through mandated quarantines,
and the nation
will be virus-free
by the end of the year
as antibodies are being
aggressively tested.
They also state the virus
isn't lethal,
which is technically true.
But while the virus can't kill,
the infected, or redders, can.
Introducing Mr. nevil Reed,
officially cleared for murder.
Derek:
that those infected
with the ID-7 strain
and therefore are not liable
for the resulting actions.
And thanks to a loophole,
the case was dismissed.
So nevil lost his sh*t,
stabbed a co-worker repeatedly
in the face till dead
and walked
thanks a doctor's note.
Welcome to the home of
towers & Smythe consulting,
by the bigger corporate scumbags
in the landmark nevil Reed case.
Tsc is a firm fueled by greed,
duplicity, and moral decay,
a place that ironically screens
their job applicants
for honesty, loyalty,
and integrity.
Qualities I had in spades
when I was fresh-faced
and ready to take on the world
my first day here.
And here's me
six months later...
late nights,
no respect, the bad coffee,
all the sh*t that comes
with paying your dues.
But none of it
could slow me down.
I was striving for the success
a seat at the big kids' table
with all the fixings,
But the higher I rose,
the more I felt like I was
losing myself in the process.
And after discovering that
loophole that won the Reed case,
the requisite promotion
quickly followed.
But by then, it didn't matter
that I thought
he was guilty as f***.
I just wanted the corner office.
And for my sins,
they gave me one.
What a dick.
Towers and Smythe.
Man:
I mean, how f***ing stupidcan you get?
- I'm sorry. I...
- oh, you're sorry?
I don't f***ing pay you
to be f***ing sorry, Jenny.
- Morning, hey. Morning, hey.
- Not now, Derek.
Dude, you got to see this.
You got to see this.
- Come over here.
- What's up?
I just got this today.
Oh, man, last year's
Christmas party.
That looks like you.
Yeah. That's you.
Where'd you get that?
Oh, I googled
"a small-dick douche
makes assistant work hard
for fake promise of a raise,"
and it was just, like, top
search result, like, number one.
Listen, leave her alone
or I'll sell this to your wife
for half of the half she'll get
from your divorce.
It's a good talk, bro.
Thank you.
Derek:
May not be much...Morning, miles.
but I'll take whatever
goodwill I can pillage
Thank god for coffee, right?
Your 9:
00 A. M. isin meeting room three.
- Don't know. Also, I...
do you know who took it?
No.
But I can get you another one.
Derek:
I don't want another mug.I want my mug.
Derek. Derek.
- What?
- David, line one.
Okay. Put him on.
David, I was just
about to call you.
Lucy:
David?Who the hell's David?
It's Lucy.
Miles, this is my sister.
I'm sorry.
Lucy:
It is so hardto get you on the phone.
I just wanted to see
if you were coming up
for my birthday next month.
Yeah. Um...
No, actually.
I'm so sorry.
I will not be able
to make it to your birthday.
But I will totally
make it up to you.
Lucy:
Well, if you're notgonna show up,
something cool.
How do you know
I started painting?
Lucy:
Miles said you're pretty good.
- Oh, did he?
- Lucy:
Yeah.You should sign up
for art classes or something.
I don't have time
for art classes.
Lucy:
Yeah. You don't havetime for anything.
Yes. You are correct.
I do not have time for anything.
I don't have time
for this conversation.
- But I love you very much.
- Lucy:
Wait, Derek. I just...- I wanted to talk to you more.
- Thank you so much for calling.
I got to go.
I love you. Bye.
What's my 9:
00?Woman:
Good morning.Pat Sorenson's office.
- Right this way, sir.
- Great. Thanks.
How can I help you?
this overdue debt
to reverse the foreclosure.
We just need tsc to tell
the bank to allow more time.
but our client has a strong
no-refinance policy.
Then what do I tell mine?
Would you be open to
discussing the possibility
of a deed in lieu?
Mm. You don't know what
I'm talking about, do you?
- You should see a lawyer.
- I am a lawyer.
If you were a lawyer, you would
know what a deed in lieu is.
You're one of the borrowers,
aren't you?
So what's a deed in lieu?
It doesn't matter.
Bank wouldn't agree
to it anyway.
Look, you're not
the first borrower
to try to pull
this kind of scam.
Miss, this is
a non-smoking room.
So come stop me, suit.
Wait.
We just need two more months.
Families are involved here,
but nobody listens,
not the banks, not the lawyers.
I can't get past
their damn secretaries.
Look, I am very sorry
this is happening to you.
- Then don't kick me out.
- The bank is kicking you out.
- The bank is your client.
- It's the firm's client.
The firm's partners
call the shots.
No one raindrop thinks
it caused the flood.
My mother used to say that.
Now I understand what it means.
I can do to help?
Melanie:
the partner calling
the shots on the case.
Sure. That would be...
Oh, sh*t.
Irene Smythe.
Well, I want a word
with this Irene Smythe
Sure. Let me get her
on the phone.
- This way, ma'am.
- Get off me!
We're not done here!
I'm gonna sue you!
I'm gonna sue all of you!
F***ers!
You're in deep sh*t, too!
You're in deep sh*t.
Brenda wasn't feeling well,
so I had to go out
to the penthouse
to cover for her for a bit.
Uh-huh.
Turns out the boss
is meeting with Kara,
and I'm pretty sure
they were talking about
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