Mayhem Page #2
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you f***ing up a vanda corp case
or something.
Wait, what?
Are you...
I don't work vanda corp.
That's Kara's client.
I know, right?
Oh, no.
Man:
How can I help you?
Derek Cho. Need an access code
to the eighth floor.
Man:
To see whom?Derek:
Kara Powell,director of operations,
not effective
for client matters,
but with all things related
to navigating
internal company politics,
she's f***in' Mussolini.
We call her the siren.
Derek:
She's got the boss's ear.And her songs are sweet poison.
Man:
Mr. Cho.Mr. Cho.
To see... Kara Powell.
Man:
One moment, please.
Your pass code
is 7-8-5-star-9-5.
Ray:
You expected me to createwith servers that run
on hamster wheels.
Ray, stop talking.
If I hear another
whining excuse from you,
I'll make sure
you're back to building
porn-site banner ads by lunch.
Do you understand me?
Ray:
Yes, fine.The siren:
So stop playingvideo games in your troll cave
and get the interoffice apps
updated asap, okay, sweetie?
Okay. Thank you so much.
Bye-bye.
A**hole.
- What I can do for you?
- That's a nice mug.
Where'd you get it?
I told my assistant
to get me one.
And where did she get it?
Meg!
Derek here wants to know
where you got the mug.
From a kitchen downstairs.
Okay. And why did you
choose that one?
were filthy.
Derek:
And why do you thinkthis one wasn't?
Meg:
Because the maid cleaned it.
Derek:
Incorrect. I cleaned thismug because this mug is mine.
And what's mine is mine.
And what's yours is yours.
You're getting to a point.
Vanda corp is your client.
That blood's on your hands.
Oh. Oh, so now
you want to share.
Derek:
I can't share what isn't mine.
Vanda corp has filed
more than 100 account cases
through us
in the last two years.
Well, then I hope they have
a good case manager.
You mean managers.
No one can work a client
that big without delegating.
And according to the annual
work distribution sheet...
That hasn't been
updated in years.
one of vanda corp's complaint
cases was assigned...
to you.
File 45a.
I'm being set up.
Wow.
Heads will roll.
This will cost vanda...
give me this.
- This was planted.
- I'll cut you a deal.
- Plead guilty.
- Not guilty.
The corpse was found
inside your office.
You knew exactly
where to find it.
Do you want to
take this upstairs?
Great idea.
Take your file.
The siren:
Want to swipe your key card,
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot.
You don't have clearance.
My bad.
Don't you worry, little one.
Daddy will pay
for abandoning you
and leaving you to die
in that cold, dirty dumpster.
No, no.
You died when you drowned
because mommy left you
in the bathtub
while she went shopping
for shoes.
But don't worry.
Daddy will make her pay.
Derek:
Mommy's a backstabbing b*tch.
The siren:
That's why mommy outranks daddy.
- Brenda, what's his mood?
- Brenda:
He's drawing.Oh, sh*t.
John towers, capital "t" in tsc,
king of the castle,
top of the food chain,
and total f***ing maniac...
you know, your typical
American success story.
Did I mention that he also
dabbles in the fine arts?
Tell me what you see here.
I see that those soldiers'
lives are in danger, sir.
Do you think they'll make it?
No, sir.
The fuse is too short.
It's too late to run.
And what do you think
May I, sir?
Hmm.
So simple and yet so effective.
Can you see it, Derek?
Can you see the solution
to our problem here?
I think you mean her problem
because she was the one that...
give me the file.
This is our bomb.
The fuse is already burning.
So should we run
like cowards and die?
We are brave, sir.
I'm so glad you said that,
because any second now,
vanda corp is gonna
find out about this mess,
and I'm gonna need some scalps.
So, who dropped the ball?
I hate pointing fingers,
but may I suggest
you check the annual
work distribution sheet?
Someone cooked
the f***ing worksheet.
Sir.
Go on.
Have you noticed that whenever
there's a problem like this,
it's almost always
the same soldier involved?
Because down in the trenches,
we have all noticed.
And we wonder if discharging
this problem soldier
might be the solution
to preventing this kind of mess
from ever happening again.
And who would that be?
May I?
Thank you, Derek.
You can leave.
Let's discuss.
Yes, sir.
- I...
- leave.
You got a sec?
Ahhh-ummmm.
Nothing like a little
power meditation.
This one's new.
Declan's walking already?
Wobbling, actually, like you
were last Friday night.
Thanks for the ride, by the way.
Thanks for puking in my car.
That's what friends are for.
So debrief me.
What happened?
Just found someone else's sh*t
swept under my carpet.
What kind of sh*t?
Vanda corp sh*t.
It's a seven-figure mistake.
I didn't even touch the file.
Ah, don't sweat it.
Those clowns working vanda corp
are a bunch of
a serial screw-ups.
Look, I realize you might
not want to divulge...
the siren.
All right. Let's take
a beat to strategize.
Since the promotion,
you could possibly
be in charge of a case that big
but not big enough
to be untouchable.
That's why she chose you.
You're the perfect fall guy.
So before even taking
this upstairs...
you already took this upstairs
and made a mess of things.
F***.
Say I punch a rhino in the face.
Would you call that
brave or stupid?
Brave...
And stupid.
See how bravery and stupidity
can overlap?
Now that you understand that,
let me give her a call
and see if I can't find a way
to cut you a deal.
She already offered me a deal.
I told her to suck it
and that this is war.
War is over, moron.
- Come on in, Kara.
- How so?
Natural selection happened.
Pack your sh*t.
- Boxes are on the second floor.
- You're f***ing kidding me.
Derek, calm down.
You blew him, didn't you?
Like I need to stoop
to that level.
Now... Get the f***
out of my face.
I'm taking this to the nine.
Sure.
Good luck with that.
And I want my mug back.
The nine, the company's
board of directors.
Good morning, everybody.
This is the vanda corp file.
Derek:
No one here goes upRumor has it that they're
actually cybernetic organisms,
but that hasn't been
officially confirmed yet.
Now, there's
a common misconception
about the death gesture
during gladiatorial combat.
The actual phrase
used in Roman texts
doesn't translate
as thumbs down,
Personally, I think
we should hang,
draw and quarter
the little f***er.
But, you know, that's just me.
So let's vote.
Derek:
That's because the Victors
finished off their opponents
with a sword thrust
across the throat.
So it's unanimous.
Call Lester.
head of human resources.
No, not her.
That guy.
He takes care
of the firm's layoffs.
He's as cold as his methods are
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