Mayhem Page #6
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for the original paperwork...
You'd put them in a tough spot.
Or a signature from upstairs
could void it completely.
Really?
Hey, I'm sorry for not
helping you earlier.
I should've, but I didn't.
It's okay.
Just don't do it again, I guess.
You rolling?
Push back. Push back.
All right. Stop.
Can you see him?
No.
The boss:
F*** you, Derek.
Is that your friend?
Oh, god.
Hey, give that to me.
Hey.
Hey, it's all right.
He has kids.
Ah! Oh, god.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
This f***ing virus,
it just takes...
just takes everything up to 11.
I've noticed.
Hey.
Ahh.
- I know, right?
- Yeah.
- I like this virus.
- Yeah.
So what now?
Um, I think we should
definitely exchange numbers,
consider an apartment,
maybe a dog.
- That'd be nice.
- No, you idiot! What now?
Um, let's see.
Ray sent an update
to the office staff.
Who's ray?
He's the it guy.
F***ers.
There must be another way
we can get up there.
Not without the key card.
Unless...
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Unless what?
Woman:
What's he want?Derek:
Ray can't fix the elevators,
but I have another idea.
Ray!
God damn it! F*** you!
Why won't you f***ing work?
- Ugh!
- Ray!
Aaah!
Hey.
- Hi.
- Hey.
We need your help.
Holy sh*t!
How'd that happen?
Well, we asked for his help,
and then he said he was busy.
Really?
Welcome to it.
We need you to hack
into someone's computer.
And I need interpol
to get off my back,
so what else is f***ing new?
Who we talking about?
Irene Smythe.
Oh, f*** her.
What? What the...
Shh.
It department.
Irene:
What's wrong with my computer?
Doctor can't do much until
you tell him where it hurts.
My Internet is slower
than your brain.
Well, that's a miracle
considering the budget
that I have
for installs and updates.
Seriously, how do you expect me
to keep running things
if you have one guy in one room
down in the f***ing basement
doing everything?
Seriously, and what do I get?
I get denial, denial,
denial, denial,
denial on all my f***ing
budgets, right?
But, "oh, ray,
please give me an app!"
- "Make sure that..."
- I am shocked!
I'm shocked and appalled,
and I'll definitely
bring this up with John,
but in the meantime,
can you do your f***ing job?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Cool your bloomers.
Hold on.
- Just sent you a patch.
- A patch?
Ray:
It's a filethat you install
called a computer.
Okay.
Look, this might get complicated
for you, but don't worry.
I'll take you through
- You ready?
- Okay.
Ray:
Click on the filethat's on your desktop.
- Done.
- Ray:
Now click "install."So rude.
You know, funny enough,
I think the virus
actually made her nicer.
Mm.
Ray:
I could've called that filemean trojan destroyer,
the ultimate hard drive rapist,
and she still would
have installed it.
And we're in.
Okay. So what we're looking at,
th... those are her files?
Every last one of them,
even the porn.
Seems she's got
a thing for feet.
What do you want?
I want you to pretend that
that is a peaceful village
inhabited by gorgeous
virgin maidens.
Melanie:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, andyou're the, you know, smelly,
aggressive viking king.
You had me at peaceful.
What... what the...
Ray, you ignoramus, that patch
thing has erased my hard drive.
Derek:
Hey, Irene.I got good news, bad news,
and worse news for you.
Good news is, is we have a copy
of your hard drive
on the backup server.
Bad news is that I have it.
Worse news is that,
if you want it,
you got to come down and get it.
What trade?
Irene:
The backup copy for my key card.
That backup is worth
millions to this firm.
Are you actually
listening to me?
I'm meeting him.
End of story.
Oh, great. Should I just
remove my pants now
to make it easier for him when
he comes up here to f*** me?
I'm not going to
give him my key card.
The boss:
Well, he has gotleverage against you.
The idiot let me decide
on the meeting spot.
Where's your piece, Colton?
All right.
She's clean.
Who is she?
She's one of the mortgage
accounts that you, uh...
I'm Melanie cross.
I live at 22nd and pacific.
Not for long.
Ah, just...
- key card.
- Files.
Are you, uh, looking for this?
Okay.
Um, just a little pro tip.
Employees' iqs at this firm
are inversely proportionate
to their salaries,
so it's probably not a good idea
to try to outsmart someone
with a smaller paycheck.
Key card.
Now give me the hard drive.
I've done my bit.
Not yet.
Got to sign this first.
Oh, oh, I could sign this,
sure, then claim
temporary insanity
and have it dismissed.
Sorry, sweetie,
but you can always take it
to the man upstairs with that
card you've got if you like.
Ooh!
Irene:
You f***ing whore!- Give us a minute.
- Yeah, totally.
Ah, ah, ah!
Bullets are for cowards.
Oh, sh*t.
Aah!
No, no, wait!
That card doesn't work.
Aah!
I got it.
No. No!
No, no! No!
The bull:
I'm gonna burn your eyes out.
Aah!
Ah!
I am done f***ing around.
Give us the code right now.
I'll give you the code,
but here's the new deal, boy.
- You give me her.
- What?
She destroyed my work.
That's years of my life.
You want your revenge?
Well, give me mine.
I just want my home back,
you a**hole!
The quarantine is ending soon.
Your time is running out.
Give me the access code!
I'll give you a pro tip.
You want to swim to the top?
Drop the dead weight.
She'll do it.
Five!
Four!
Three.
- Two!
- One.
Derek:
Deal.Melanie:
Aah!F*** you, Derek,
you piece-of-sh*t suit!
You're just like all of them!
You belong here!
Aah, f***!
- Done?
- Mm-hmm.
F*** you!
F*** you.
I'll be back shortly, sweetie.
Come on.
These things only work once.
Don't do anything stupid.
The boss:
Can you see it, Derek?
Can you see the solution
to our problem here?
You're infected.
You have impunity!
Nevil Reed,
he got away with murder.
Maybe I can have
a little fun here.
Well, I'm gonna
beat you to the punch.
The boss:
Let's discuss.
What's that?
The terms of my surrender,
partnership contract.
You're a f***ing piece of sh*t.
Look, my guy killed your guy.
You killed my guy,
so we're even.
Let's just get down
to business now, huh?
Ladies.
Monthly profit participation,
annual performance bonus,
vehicle allowances,
gas, maintenance,
insurance, chauffeur.
Expense accounts,
full cellphone allowances,
paid parking, country-club fees.
I've seen you admiring
all of this, Derek.
Isn't this what
you've always wanted?
Yes.
Then why don't I see
a f***ing pen in your hand?
Do you really want to spend
the next 20 years of your life
just working
your ass off for what,
maybe half of what
I just offered you?
Sign it, Derek.
Sign it,
and I'll suck your cock.
Sign it, and I'll help.
- Be smart.
- Be rich.
No.
Mine's bigger.
Mine's always bigger.
You f***er.
Aah!
Gah! Ah!
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