McDull, Kung Fu Kindergarten Page #5
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- 2009
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in her own neighborhood
Another person who
had a sudden enlightenment was McDull
Hey, that's my friend!
Your friend...has no waist!
All of you...bring it on!
McDull took a good beating
in the countryside
But he did find his father's father's
father's father...
father's father's father...
Mak-zi aka McFat's manuscript
lt basically fell into his lap
He followed the instructions
in the manuscript
and made several useless objects
May, do you have any cow dung
to spare?
Tom Cruise didn't show up
lf he did, he would have had
a sudden enlightenment too
Master also seemed to
have realized something
Not sure what it was
But Sister finds him more cheerful...
than before
maybe because
He got a visitor's visa
to come to Hong Kong...
and see McDull
Move your feet, please
They overstuffed themselves
the competition again
McDull wanted to know,
with his sudden enlightenment
Why did he get beaten so badly?
Master smiled and said...
Look
A cup of water can easily
float a toothpick
But if it were a ship
then we'd need a river or an ocean
McDull has nothing deep to say...
That toothpick, l picked my teeth before
And that's the way it is.
Nothing wonderful
Life goes on
McDull remains chubby
Kind, straight-forward, and dense
l have a friend
who went horseback-riding in Auckland
when she came back
her bum was still jiggly like before
another elementary school
while McDull stayed in the same one
Afterwards we went our separate ways
That's nothing wonderful
But, l have another friend, he said.
to be wonderful doesn't mean...
sudden and unusual
That extremely and
excruciatingly slow-moving...
...But you can be sure...
...that it's moving, clock,
lf, by any chance
when i grow up
l see McDull again
so gentle, so dense
and so straight-forward
and the eraser l gave him
lf that's the case...
then something wonderful
has already happened.
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