Me, Myself & Irene Page #9

Synopsis: Charlie is a Rhode Island state trooper with a multiple personalities. He is otherwise mild-mannered and non confrontational until somebody or something pushes him a little too far. That's when his maniacal alter-ego, Hank, takes over. Charlie is assigned on a routine mission to return alleged fugitive Irene back to upstate New York, but they wind up on the run from corrupt police officers. And their escape would be a lot simpler on everybody involved if Hank didn't keep stepping in at the most inopportune times....
Genre: Comedy
Production: 20th Century Fox
  2 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
49
Rotten Tomatoes:
47%
R
Year:
2000
116 min
$560,525
Website
2,571 Views


Yeah, it was a regular slice of Americana.

Y'all come back now! Thanks

for watching our motherfuckin' movie!

You gotta keep goin'

Hey, the world ain't slowin' down

For no one

lt's a carnival callin' out to you

lt's callin' out to you

lt sounds like a song

lt hits you like Scripture

You paint the picture

with colors squeezed from your hand

Weren't you the kid

who just climbed on the merry-go. . .

Weren't you the kid

who just climbed on the merry-go-round?

Hey, look, the world ain't slowin' down

Hey, hey

The world ain't slowin' down

Hey, hey

lt's a big blue world

We're ridin' on a big blue world

ln the mornin' you go gunnin'

For the man who stole your water

Then you fire till he's done in

But they catch you at the border

And the mourners are all singin'

As they drag you by your feet

But the hangman isn't hangin'

And they put you on the street

You go back, Jack

Do it again

Wheels turnin' round and round

You go back, Jack

Do it again

When you know you're no high climber

And you find out your only friend

ln a room with a two-timer

And you're sure you're near the end

Then you love a little wild one

You bring to her a smile

and then l saw one

All the time that you know you're smilin'

Your black cards can make you money

So you hide them when you're able

ln the land of milk and honey

You must put them on the table

You go back, Jack

Do it again

Wheels turnin' round and round

You go back, Jack

Do it again

Hope unknown

Sometimes just waking is surreal

l walk right through the nameless ones

l know that hope's unknown

Sometimes the water feels so real

As l walk through, it fills my lungs

My God, l'm drowning

This day never seems to end

this pain never

This day never seems to

This rage l cannot let go

l hear them calling

l feel them gnawing

Holes through flawless souls

l hear them calling

l feel them gnawing

Holes through flawless souls

So alone

Sometimes l swear that l can hear

The taunting of the voiceless ones

l fear that l alone

Fear those who finally ceased to feel

That they're alone inside this place

l am the misplaced

This day never seems to end

this pain never

This day never seems to

This rage l cannot let go

l hear them calling

l feel them gnawing

Holes through flawless souls

l hear them calling

l feel them gnawing

Holes through flawless souls

Now every face looks familiar

Then every face melts away till now

Everyone, do you know

l know your deception?

Now every face looks familiar

Then every face melts away till now

Everyone, do you know

l know your deception?

l hear them calling

l feel them gnawing

Holes through flawless souls

l hear them calling

l feel them gnawing

Holes through flawless souls

l hear them calling

l feel them gnawing

Holes through flawless souls

OK, everybody,

the water temperature is 63 .

Pop's thumb should be OK

if we find it within the next six hours.

-Sure?

-Do the math, motherf***er.

-Damn !

-Jeez.

-Fellas, l think l found it!

-What?

-False alarm.

-Oh, damn, Whitey!

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Peter Farrelly

Peter John Farrelly (born December 17, 1956) is an American film director, screenwriter, producer and novelist. The Farrelly brothers are mostly famous for directing and producing gross-out humor romantic comedy films such as Dumb and Dumber, Shallow Hal, Me, Myself and Irene, There's Something About Mary and the 2007 remake of The Heartbreak Kid. In addition to his extensive film career, Peter is also an acting board member of the online media company DeskSite. more…

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