Me Again Page #7

and he promised

that we would be happy,

but he did say I might

have to get rough with you.

The angel said you might

gotta get rough with me?

I think he was an angel.

He said his name

was Earl, Big Earl.

# On this roller-coaster ride #

# Won't you ride with me #

# It's taken me

on the ride of my life #

# No, it's not my emotions #

April, I tried

to give the...

# It's just you and me

for the ride of our lives #

We're not starting

with the fish?

# Take me under the water

Drop me off of the tracks #

# I'm in your care

So I don't care about that #

# The ticket's been paid

by the most expensive thing #

# The smile on my face #

# You know I'd

like to be there #

# It doesn't mean

I'm not stable #

# It doesn't mean that at all #

# I will ride #

# Take me away

from this normal life #

# I ride #

# I will find

a new way of life #

Who are you looking at?

I'm looking off

into the cosmos

from whence I drama...

Stop, stop!

Do your line one more time.

conic masterpiece.

'It's A Wonderful Life"?

I want you to live.

You're smiling.

Why are you laughing? Because you are.

They can't see you,

so I look like the idiot.

We're all

going to be fine.

He's really funny.

Once upon a time,

there was a plane

that just kept flying over.

Dramatic!

Haven't you ever wondered if

there was something out there

that was out there

that was better than us?

Better than me?

Better than us?

Wait, bigger, bigger.

Haven't you ever

wondered if there's more out there?

And what do I say?

More than that.

I knew if I repeat whatever you

say... I knew it wasn't better.

Haven't you ever wondered

if there was something

out there better?

More.

Haven't you ever

wondered if there's more out there?

More than us.

Oh, come on!

Don't be like that!

I could be good

in this picture!

I'm Rich, Rich Kaplan.

Chaplin, Rich Chaplin.

I'm sorry,

I made him Jewish?

Yeah, you're right.

My bad.

Really my bad on that one.

All right,

let's go back to one.

Della, I am ashamed I was so bad.

Well, that's two of us.

Oh, a bagel.

Big Earl here to remind you

of a program guaranteed

to wash the old...

Big Earl here

with a new program...

Say something other than yeah.

That's the joke.

I'm going to say it

throughout the whole movie.

All right,

then do it better.

Ready, set?

Yeah!

There you go.

So, I guess...

She bit me so hard!

She just bit me so hard.

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