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Synopsis: Her parents being zoologists, homeschooled Cady Heron lived in Africa for 15 years. Attending a Chicago public high school for the first time, she starts out by befriending the "best people you will meet", Janis, a supposedly lesbian girl; and Damian, a boy "too gay to function". Cady is warned to avoid the "worst people you will ever meet", the Plastics--a clique comprised of three girls: Gretchen Wieners, a girl who's rich because her father invented toaster strudel; Karen Smith, the "dumbest girl you will ever meet"; and Regina George, the unofficial leader and the meanest one. She becomes a hit with the Plastics and eventually assimilates into the clique, only for Janis to ask her sabotage them. After conflicts involving Regina's ex-boyfriend, Aaron Samuels, Cady later becomes tied between being part of them or sabotaging them. Whilst eventually becoming one, she sabotages them. She tricks Regina into eating fattening candy bars that she claims will make her skinny, tries to break
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Mark Waters
Actors: Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey, Tim Meadows
Production: Paramount Pictures
  7 wins & 25 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
66
Rotten Tomatoes:
83%
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PG-13
Year:
2004
97 min
$85,974,306
Website
86,855 Views

And some for everybody else.

God, Mr. Duvall, can you wrap it up?

Thanks.

All right, have a good time, everyone.

Look. I'm a queen.

As am I.

- Hey.

- Hey.

So are we still in a fight?

Are you still an a**hole?

I don't think so.

Well, then I guess we're OK.

Oh, my God, I love this song!

I hate this song.

I know this song!

Man candy, stage right.

- Hey, what's up?

- Hey. Didn't think you'd make it.

On behalf of the senior class, I'd like to

present you with two gift certificates...

- Thanks, sucker.

- Yo, peace.

One gift certificate to

the Walker Brothers Pancake House.

Thank you.

Congratulations on winning State.

I was so nervous.

They made us do limits.

I thought I was gonna hurl.

- How's your stomach now?

- It's fine.

- Do you feel nauseous at all?

- No.

- Have you been drinking?

- No.

OK.

Grool.

No.

- What's up?

- Can I help you?

You Puerto Rican?

Lebanese.

I feel that.

In case you're wondering,

The Plastics broke up.

Regina's spine healed,

and her physical therapist

taught her to channel

all her rage into sports.

It was perfect because

the jock girls weren't afraid of her.

Karen used her special talents to do

the morning weather announcements.

Hi. This is Karen Smith.

It's 68 degrees,

and there's a 30 percent chance

that it's already raining.

And Gretchen found herself

a new clique

and a new queen bee to serve.

Aaron went to Northwestern,

so I still get to see him on weekends.

And me?

I had gone from home-schooled

jungle freak to shiny Plastic

to most hated person in the world

to actual human being.

Hey.

All the drama from last year

just wasn't important anymore.

School used to be like a shark tank,

but now I could just float.

Regina.

Finally, Girl World was at peace.

Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.

And if any freshmen

tried to disturb that peace...

Well, let's just say we knew

how to take care of it.

Just kidding.

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Tina Fey

Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey (; born May 18, 1970) is an American actress, comedian, writer, producer and playwright. She is best known for her work on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live (1997–2006) and for creating the acclaimed comedy series 30 Rock (2006–2013) and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015–present). Fey is also known for her work in film, with starring roles in Baby Mama (2008), Date Night (2010), Megamind (2010), Muppets Most Wanted (2014), Sisters (2015), and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016). Fey broke into comedy as a featured player in the Chicago-based improvisational comedy group The Second City. She then joined SNL as a writer, later becoming head writer and a performer, known for her position as co-anchor in the Weekend Update segment and, later, for her satirical portrayal of 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in subsequent guest appearances. In 2004, she co-starred in and wrote the screenplay for Mean Girls, which was adapted from the 2002 self-help book Queen Bees and Wannabes. After leaving SNL in 2006, Fey created the television series 30 Rock for Broadway Video, a sitcom loosely based on her experiences at SNL. In the series, Fey starred as Liz Lemon, the head writer of a fictional sketch comedy series. In 2011, she released her memoir, Bossypants, which topped The New York Times Best Seller list for five weeks and garnered her a Grammy Award nomination. In 2015, she co-created the Netflix comedy series Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Fey created the musical adaptation Mean Girls, which premiered on Broadway in 2018, and earned her a Tony Award nomination. Fey has received nine Primetime Emmy Awards, three Golden Globe Awards, five Screen Actors Guild Awards, and seven Writers Guild of America Awards. In 2008, the Associated Press gave Fey the AP Entertainer of the Year award for her Sarah Palin impression on SNL. In 2010, Fey was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, becoming the youngest-ever recipient of the award. more…

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