Mean Girls 2 Page #3

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- at the coffee joint?

- We only use Skinny-and-Sweet.

It's Iike cellulite in a straw,

but without the cellulite.

As scientifically interesting

as that sounds,

I'II have to pass.

Oh, it wasn't a question.

Oops. Guess I answered anyway.

Oh, my God. Hi.

I'm Quinn Shinn,

editor of the school paper.

That was unbelievable.

Nobody turns Mandi down.

- I just didn't feel Iike going.

- You're kidding, right?

No, the PIastics are goddesses.

And Mandi can, Iike, ruin you.

I wrote one article on school uniforms,

and she put strawberries in my yogurt.

How horrible for you?

Oh, I had an allergic reaction

to the strawberries,

swelled up Iike a big Arothron hispidus.

That's a blowfish.

Be careful, Jo.

Thanks, but I'm not that worried.

Hey, what's up?

So you dropped your notebook,

but I gave it back to your dad.

Pretty cool sketches.

Are you an artist?

Look, it's cool, I get it.

You don't have to...

- Get what?

- Principal Duvall sent you.

But Iook, the welcoming committee

was just a stupid idea.

I mean, really, you're the first

new student here in ages,

so you're off the hook.

- Thanks for the ride, though.

- Sure.

Registration for AP test has closed.

Now...

Now, we all know the

tradition here at North Shore

is to use the Homecoming Dance...

...to fund-raise for charity, OK?

'Cause otherwise you all

would just think

the world revolves around

you and football.

And it doesn't, OK?

I told you not to walk in front of...

Babe, I already chose your tuxedo,

rented the Iimo and...

Oh, red rose corsage,

not a frigging carnation.

Mandi, you are so

winning Homecoming Queen.

Totally winning.

...the school nurse will

be heading up the blood drive,

- so sign up for that now.

- PIease.

Like I'm Ietting that petri dish

of a clinic stick a needle in me.

I know!

And no matter what I said...

Hey, do you know

where I could catch the bus?

I think it just Ieft.

CIassic. This is why I really

need to fix my bike today.

Do you know any good auto parts

shops? I've gotta get a new spark plug.

Well, I... I think there's Pete's Auto

right next to the coffee joint.

I could give you a ride if you want.

I mean, I really owe you one anyway.

Sweet, thanks.

Oh, Iook, it's Jo! Hey, Jo!

Hey.

She's with Abby Hanover!

Hi.

Thanks for the Iift.

Do you wanna come inside?

I'II probably break something,

but... but sure.

- Who's that?

- My mom.

She's really pretty.

Yeah. She was.

What are these?

That's the Sydney Harbor Bridge

and a skyscraper I've been designing.

Kind of hard to tell,

I'm a crappy artist.

- I could help, if you want.

- Really?

You're pretty talented,

based on those sketches I saw.

You should see my paintings sometime.

Actually, you don't have to.

It's a bad idea...

No, that'd be really cool.

OK. You ready to

go change a spark plug?

My gosh, is that a friend?

Maybe you were right.

Girls aren't so bad after all.

Hello, Mr. Winkle!

Are those illegal parts? I'II bet you're

running a chop shop over there.

Well, I've installed security cameras,

and I'II be watching you.

You hear?

Goodbye, Mr. Winkle.

Jo Mitchell, you have

no idea how scary I can be.

Hey, Abby! How are you?

- I can't get up!

- Are you all right?

I don't know.

Pull me as hard as you can.

OK.

- Now what?

- Help me up.

OK.

Seriously? Who would ever

think of something so childish,

yet brilliant,

except a bunch of mean girls?

- Hey, Mandi.

- Hi.

Now, what do we do?

I would've strangled her right there...

Meet me in the bathroom.

Bring any spare clothes

that you have.

...if I could get off the Vespa.

Wow. Bad-ass!

So cool.

Coming through!

Sorry!

Are you OK?

This is all my fault.

You should've never hung out with me.

Mandi's gonna make

your Iife a Iiving hell.

Abby, you can't Iive in fear.

- Did you find me something to wear?

- Just my art smock.

That'II have to do. Thanks.

- Do you need my help?

- I think I got it.

- How do I Iook?

- Great.

- Hey, nice Iook.

- It's not funny.

- I'm not joking, it's hot.

- Thanks.

No unauthorized videos

of my students on the monitor.

By the next day, I hoped

everyone would have forgotten

about my wardrobe malfunction,

but it wasn 't what I was expecting.

Apparently, holding your head high after

a Mandi vendetta earned you points.

Oh, my gosh, this is so cool!

You started it.

It was your smock.

- It's cute.

- It's pathetic.

I could smear paint all over my Versace,

but I have taste, style.

They're just sheep.

Chastity, make out with the

student intern in the front office,

get Jo's file. Hope, stalk her.

I want to know everything.

Wow, this is amazing.

You shouldn't waste your talent

on sketches for me.

Oh, I don't mind.

AII right,

what should we work on first?

Well, I Iove

building cars with my dad,

but I wanna... I wanna design something

more Iasting and permanent.

I.M. Pei, for instance,

designs the most amazing buildings,

- and Joseph Strauss...

- Built the Golden Gate Bridge.

Yeah, my family went there Iast summer.

It's pretty awesome.

Well, then, why don't

we start with San Francisco?

AII right, cool.

Oh, yeah, and if my dad asks,

this is a school project.

He thinks artists are,

Iike, homeless hippies, so...

- I don't wanna get you in trouble.

- Oh, no, no, no!

I need some more samples

for my portfolio anyway.

I'm applying to NYU Design School.

Or, as I tell my dad, Columbia Pre-Med.

These are...

They're incredible.

Thanks.

Tyler, Iate. Sit.

While I was breaking

all my rules with Abby,

I figured I could enjoy

a few other things

North Shore had to offer.

He could walk in late

any day he wanted.

Hey.

Oh. Hi.

OK, everybody, big day today.

A&M beat Arkansas

in overtime on Saturday. Yes!

Oh, and today, we commence

the great egg-drop project.

Young Iady,

that is where we drop a boiled egg

in a parachute without it breaking.

You'II be judged on style and structure.

And if you'd just Iike to opt out and

bring in deviled eggs for the class...

Tempting, but doesn't

the top student have the option

to submit for the Thompson-Bird

Architecture scholarship?

Yes. Not that any of you slackers care.

EIigibility for the scholarship

requires a 4.5 GPA,

at Ieast a 2300 on your SATs,

math and verbal,

top scores on all class projects

and a glowing Ietter

of recommendation from me.

And as you know, I don't glow often.

Let me guess,

we're gonna have to win.

Pretty much.

Well, then maybe we should

get in some extra study time.

Go to a movie or something?

- Tomorrow night?

- Sounds good.

- Hey!

- Guess what?

Tyler just asked me out.

It was amazing,

having a friend to confide in.

Jo, you can't.

It'd be a big mistake.

- Or not.

- You don't know who he...

He's my shop partner,

and I've seen him without a shirt.

Good enough for me.

Oh, my God!

Tyler is a total traitor.

- She's so crossed the Iine.

- Who has?

That b*tch, Jo.

God, Nick, keep up.

And give me your car keys.

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