Meatballs 4
- R
- Year:
- 1992
- 84 min
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1
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Do you hear anything?
No. Not yet.
(HORN BLARING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
Anything now?
No.
(HORN CONTINUES BLARING)
How about now?
Nope.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Here she comes.
(TIRES SCREECH)
On time?
To the second.
Let's see those pizza delivery
boys do that. Everybody out.
Okay, everybody, here we go. Let's
line up right over here by the bus.
Okay, fine, fine.
Okay, over by the bus.
Just gather up
over here by the bus.
That's fine, folks. That's good.
That's the way. Okay!
Would you look at that?
Maybe 30 people.
Twenty-four.
Twenty-four people.
had 80, maybe 100 of them.
No more.
And all because
of one thing.
The economy?
That damned MTV.
(HOOTING)
So far so good, huh? No major
geeks. No major losers.
But the day is young.
Boy! Mom and Dad were right.
This is gonna be great.
(GRUNTING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
I'm sorry, guys.
What did I tell you, Kell?
There is a loser born
every second.
I knew that fat ass was gonna be
trouble when we first got on that bus.
Yeah. Shake it off.
We got two weeks here.
And a lot can happen to Porky
in two weeks.
Catch my drift?
Okay, okay.
Everybody settle down.
A little water
ain't gonna hurt you.
I mean, unless
you're on the Titanic.
All right. Now, welcome
I'm Neil Peterson.
I'm the owner.
People around here
just call me Neil.
Especially when I'm dropped
to my knees.
(LAUGHS)
Well, I think you should
check with your counselors
for your assigned bungalows, and
then maybe hit the showers, huh?
I guarantee you, gang.
Listen, these last two weeks of summer are
going to be fantastic. I promise you.
What do you say, gang?
Okay, right here we have,
Ford, Duncan and Thigpen.
Let's go. Let's go.
Over here we have Starbuck,
Burberry, Franklin, Paladino,
Hardy, Fouts, and Donnenberg.
Hey, three of you girls are in this
cabin. Hillary, Misha and Loren.
Okay. And the rest of you
follow me. We're up here.
Wes.
(SNIFFING)
(GIRLS CHATTERING)
Howie, I'm getting a good
feeling about this place.
Yeah, I'm getting
the same feeling.
I'm getting a woody.
Hi, I'm Victor.
Victor Thigpen.
Victor, Victor Thigpen. Wes Ford.
This is my pal, Howie.
Hi.
Sorry about the water.
I kind of got excited.
See, this is my first time
at camp.
No. No.
Really!
Actually, this is my first
time away from home.
"First time away
from home."
Victor, you know,
you seem like a cool guy.
And since these girls down here
were headed for the shower,
would you be interested in joining
me and Howie for a little
sneak preview?
Boy, would I!
Hey, guys, my back hurts.
I want to look, too.
Hey, relax, Pigpen,
we just got here.
As you all know, I've encountered
a few financial problems
here at Lakeside.
That, coupled
with a drastic decrease
the last couple of years...
on our camp.
The result is I've been forced to let
go a number of our regular counselors.
And I guess the topper was last
week when Jonathan left us
to take the other recreation
director's job up there in Oregon.
You know that he didn't
even call to say goodbye?
You know, I don't even think
he'd care if he hurt somebody.
Come on. You're going on
nine minutes.
Would you shut up?
Just a minute more.
Check it out!
Dang.
(SCREAMING)
THIGPEN:
(STAMMERING) Skunk!(GIRLS SCREAMING)
I'm telling you, Howie,
that Thigpen is mine.
Well, be that as it may, we now find
ourselves without a rec director.
Therefore, I've had to decide
on a replacement,
and I've made my decision.
Our new recreation director
will be
Ricky Wade.
What?
Ricky Wade?
He's working over
at Twin Oaks.
He was working
for Twin Oaks.
Apparently, he wasn't happy
with the new owners over there.
And when he heard that Jonathan had
left us, he inquired about the job.
Look, in the two years since
he left us for Twin Oaks,
he was singlehandedly responsible
for doubling their attendance!
Doubling it.
And God knows we're in
serious need of someone.
(AIRCRAFT HOVERING) who can
do the same thing here.
(EXCLAIMS)
Wes, check this guy out.
Whoa! Whoa!
BOY:
That was cool.Boy, this place
even has a stunt show.
Can't be.
Whoa!
(GRUNTING)
Whoa, what a landing.
That was some fun, huh?
Hey, guys.
Sorry if I'm
a little bit late.
I gotta tell you, man, those
standby flights, they're a b*tch.
The food sucks.
I'm serious.
Kyle. Wow, if it isn't Kyle.
And if it isn't,
So, who flew you in, Wade? Or
should I say, threw you out?
Happy to see you, too. Whoa!
Didn't know you were that happy.
Jennifer. Rickster!
Hi, Bill. Hi, Ted. Any
excellent adventures lately?
No? Good.
You just never change.
Hello, Ricky. Hi, kid.
NEIL:
Ricky. Ricky.Hey. Hey!
I'm glad to see you, son.
Really glad to see you.
Thank you.
Hey, we're all glad to see you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, folks. I want you to meet our
new recreation director, Ricky Wade.
Yeah.
Oh. Neil, have you been telling those bad
jokes again, like a bad little Neil?
Huh? You know we don't like it
when you do that.
Kids, has he been a bad boy?
I think we need
to put him in his place, kids.
All right, now, listen up.
This is the plan.
I'm your drill sergeant.
At 1600 hours,
you boys and girls are gonna come
to the "Welcome to Camp" party.
And until that time,
I want you all to take your
clothes off, have a lot of sex
and go out and hit the lake!
Don't worry, Neil, I got them
right where I want them.
Fine. Fine. Fine. Good.
(EXCLAIMING)
Go.
Kyle!
(GASPING)
All right,
ready to cross.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Finally, somebody knows
what they're doing.
Okay!
Now, try to jump off the ramp.
What are you doing?
Wishing I were a duck.
All right, make a wide right
turn into the ramp, okay?
No. No. A right turn.
Right! Right!
(SCREAMING)
Boy, this is way better
than the brochure.
(EXCLAIMING)
I'm not with him anymore,
so drop it.
What the hell were you ever doing
with him in the first place?
I've known him
for a long time.
The guy is an a**hole, Kelly.
Whatever.
Great.
Grandpa, why did you have to
bring Ricky back here?
Of all the people
for this job, why him?
Well...
Honey,
look.
A long time ago I promised your parents
that if anything ever happened to them,
I'd take care of you.
Now, you know I want this camp
to be yours one day.
But for that to happen,
I have to do everything I can to
make sure that it's still here.
And strange as it may seem, Ricky
can help make that happen.
But you don't understand
how awkward it is for me
to have Ricky and Kyle here
at the same time.
Oh, honey, all I ask is
that you try to understand.
All I'm doing is what I think
is best for the camp.
Grandpa, I know that.
It's just really difficult
right now.
All right,
all you happy campers.
All you have to do is aim
and yell "pull."
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