Meet the Blacks Page #11

Jorge...

neighborhood watch,

saves the day.

- Not again. Come on.

- No, it's Jorge.

Baby, look, I told you

my people are good.

Gracias, Jorge. Gracias.

Besito, mi amor.

Well, I couldn't let them

have all the fun.

Oh, God!

- Dang it!

- Hold up, man. It's 7:01.

- The Purge is over.

- Yeah, the Purge is over.

I don't give a sh*t

what time it is.

For me,

there's only one time.

- Oh, man! Just...

- And it's time to take out the Blacks.

Okay, now, listen, man...

enough is enough.

- You're gonna kill us?

- F*** it.

Let me pray

with my family.

Do what you gotta

do...

and when you're down there,

take care of me.

I'll wait.

Come on.

Let me pray

with my family.

Everybody get over here.

Dear heavenly Father...

Motherf***er!

Oh, sh*t!

Stay back,

stay back, stay back.

He might not be dead.

- No, he dead.

- He's dead?

He's gone.

You did it!

- Daddy.

- Babe.

My family,

I love y'all.

I know I done made a whole lot

of mistakes in my life...

but if there's one thing

we learned today...

it's that we all

love each other...

and we stick

with each other, okay?

And, Allie,

I'm proud of you.

But I want you to leave guys

like Mr. Freezee alone.

You're a real woman.

You need something better than that.

- All right, Dad.

- Junior...

you can be anything

you want in life.

- Just don't be like your daddy.

- Thanks, Dad.

And, baby, I love you.

I love you, baby.

Thank you.

- I'm over here.

- Cronut.

- What's up, boy?

- I need my money from you, man.

I got you.

I'm gonna go get it right now.

But you ain't got

nothing positive about me?

I like how you blew

Sinbad up in that damn.

I told you, man, it's gonna work.

You gotta put more trust in your boy.

I just ain't get the settlement,

but you're good.

- You got your bread.

- Yeah, well, go get it.

I'm gonna get--

All right, I got it.

Don't purge yOur DOY-

Yeah, man, I'm--

You know, Daddy made

a whole lot of mistakes...

but there's one thing

about me.

I love my family.

- I love us, too.

- Love you, baby.

We gotta pack our sh*t up and get

the f*** out of Beverly Hills.

- Yeah, let's go.

- I'm with you.

Black family!

Boom, selfie!

Nigga, we made it.

So we survived the night...

and I learned

some valuable lessons.

Always handle your business

the right way...

'cause fools be trippin'.

Never deal

with racist homeowners.

And the most important

lesson...

nothing is more important

than family.

I'm still alive, nigga.

Winter's coming.

This is it.

Our new home.

This is our own cabin.

- It's gonna be great.

- There it is.

New beginnings.

- It's so beautiful.

- It is, right?

We can make s'mores and stuff

like white people.

- It's gonna be fun.

- I'm bringing all my b*tches here, too.

Shut up.

- It's gonna be great.

- Carl Black done escaped the Purge?

We beat the Purge.

Black family!

Jason Voorhees?

L'ma drop a dime

on Jason Voorhees.

I don't like that sh*t.

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