Megamind Page #7

at all costs.

Hal!

Hal!

Let me guess.

After seeing how awesome I am,

you've finally come to your senses?

Well, I'm over you.

- I've come to stop you, Hal.

- You? Oh, wow.

OK, what are you gonna do,

report me to death?

I was going to try reasoning with you.

You and I, we worked together

for a Iong time. I know you.

You don't know me.

You never took the time to know me.

This is the first time

we've hung out socially,

and it's when

I'm about to destroy the city!

I want to talk to the real Hal.

I want to talk to the guy

who Ioved being a cameraman,

and eating dip, and being a nerd,

and being not as scary

as the Tighten Hal.

Too Iate!

...interrupting our scheduled...

...extraordinary events

taking place...

Heat in the valley and...

Megamind!

You and I have

some unfinished business.

I'll be waiting at Metro Tower.

Oh, and just

so you don't get cold feet...

Roxanne.

Come on, Roxie, call for your hero

to come rescue you.

Megamind, I don't even know

if you're listening, but if you are,

you can't give up.

The Megamind I knew

would never have run from a fight,

even when he knew he had

absolutely no chance of winning.

It was your best quality.

You need to be that guy right now.

The city needs you.

I need you.

Roxanne.

You have one hour.

Don't keep me waiting.

Warden! Warden! Listen to me!

You have to Iet me go!

Tighten has to be stopped!

Sorry, Megamind.

You still have 88 Iife sentences to go.

Plenty of time to reflect

on what you've done.

Did you want to hear me say it?

I'll say it.

Here it is,

from the blackest part of my heart.

I am sorry!

Not buying it.

I don't blame you.

I've terrorized this city

countless times.

Created a hero

who's turned out to be a villain.

I Iied to Roxanne, and...

...my best friend Minion,

I treated Iike dirt.

Please don't make this city...

...don't make Roxanne

pay for my wrongdoings.

Apology accepted.

Oh, Minion, you fantastic fish, you.

What are we waiting for?

We'd better get going.

You got me.

- Good Iuck, fellas!

- We're gonna die!

Wait, what?

Hey, Metro losers.

This is Metro Tower.

They say it's supposed to be

a symbol of our city's strength.

But for me,

it's a reminder of the day

this woman ferociously ripped

out my heart. And I hate reminders!

Help!

Please don't do this. I know

there's still good in you, Hal.

You're so naive, Roxie.

You see the good in everybody,

even when it's not there.

You're Iiving a fantasy.

There is no Easter Bunny,

there is no Tooth Fairy,

and there is no Queen of England.

This is the real world,

and you need to wake up!

You dare challenge Megamind?

This town isn't big enough

for two super-villains!

Oh, you're a villain all right!

Just not a super one!

Yeah? What's the difference?

Presentation!

- I knew you'd come back.

- Well, that made one of us.

- What's the plan?

- Well, it mostly involves not dying.

I Iike that plan.

Building!

Go faster!

Make this thing go faster!

I can't control it!

No.

Well, that was easy.

Looks Iike there's

only one Ioose end now.

Please, Iet's have a Iittle respect

for public transportation.

You came back!

You were right, Roxanne.

I never should have Ieft.

I... I thought you were dead.

My death was... greatly exaggerated.

So, you're the punk I've heard about.

I'm sorry.

I did the best I could.

I'm so proud of you.

Minion?

Surprise!

He's the real hero.

Megamind.

Going somewhere?

Besides jail?

No, not in the face, man. Please.

If you know what's good for you,

Tighten, you'll stay out of Metrocity!

- You got it!

- For good!

Pretty sneaky, sis.

But there's only one person I know

who calls this town "Metrocity."

You.

Bet you think it's really funny?

Let's all Iaugh

at the really cool guy?

Well, you're not gonna be Iaughing

for Iong.

The invisible car.

Hey! Remember that night

that I dumped you?

You're bringing this up now?

Well, I did Iook back!

You did? You did?

Yes! And you should Iook back

right now!

Oh, I get it!

This is the Iast time

you make a fool out of me!

I made you a hero.

You did the fool thing

all by yourself.

You're so pathetic.

No matter what side you're on,

you're always the Ioser.

There's a benefit to Iosing.

You get to Iearn from your mistakes.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

Minion, if I Iive, I will kill you.

Enjoy your flight!

Megamind!

So this is how it ends.

Normally, I'd chalk this up

to my last glorious failure.

But not today.

What can I say?

Old habits die hard.

Say bye-bye, Roxie.

OIIo.

The thing about bad guys,

they always Iose!

- You did it. You won.

- Well...

I finally had a reason to win. You.

Minion!

Can't see. It's cold and... warm,

and dark and Iight.

It's me, Minion. I'm right here.

We've had a Iot of adventures together,

you and I.

We have, Minion.

I mean... most of them

ended in horrible failure,

but we won today. Didn't we, sir?

Yes, Minion, we did it.

Thanks to you.

Code:
We're The Good Guys Now.

Code:
I Guess We Are.

Oh, oh, oh, I'm going!

I think this, this is it!

I'm going... going far...

What a drama queen.

You know, I'm feeling much better now.

I guess I just needed a swim.

He had you, didn't he?

Classic Minion.

Don't give me that face.

He reels you in with that Iittle face.

- Look at that face.

- We did it!

We did it!

- Fist pump!

- You did it!

We won, we won, we won!

Get back, you savages!

Sorry! Sorry. He's just not used

to positive feedback.

Funny, I guess destiny is

not the path given to us...

...but the path

we choose for ourselves.

AII right, put your hands in the air.

Now hand over your wallets.

I'm just kidding!

Just kidding!

I have to admit,

being good has its perks.

You know, you Iook

pretty good in white.

Megamind, if you plea...

Hey. My kid can't see.

Sorry, my friend.

Way to go, Iittle buddy.

I knew he had it in him.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Megamind, defender of Metro City!

You know,

I like the sound of that.

Hit it!

Megamind! Megamind!

Megamind! Megamind!

I'm bad! I'm bad! That's right. Yeah!

Sir, you really need to empty

your pockets more often.

This has been the worst day

of my entire Iife.

No worries.

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