![Find Melvin and Howard on Amazon](https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNmE2ZDU4ZGYtOTA2Ni00YjdkLWE4MTctZDNlNDhhMTAyMTgzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_SX300.jpg)
Melvin and Howard Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 1980
- 95 min
- 203 Views
- I'll be back.
- You always have to leave.
Let's face it. It's gonna be a while
before we see any dough.
We gotta capitalise while we're hot.
They want you on Merv Griffin.
But the best dollar offer so far
comes from a t-shirt manufacturer.
Let me tell you, this'll wipe you out.
What do you think?
It's kinda cute, isn't it?
Think about it.
- Main thing's the press conference.
- What?
Press conference tomorrow.
[Car horns blare]
[Fred] Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr Melvin Dummar,
his wife and children,
I don't want any litigation questions,
only on the basis of the will.
Understand? No litigation questions.
First question.
[Man] Hughes' company, Summa,
claims this will is a forgery.
What did I just tell you?
I'll have you thrown out.
[Fred] Leave the premises.
No litigation questions.
[Man] Was the man
Well, he said he was Howard Hughes.
He looked like an old bum.
- Neat, healthy.
This guy was sick.
His hands were all wrinkled up...
[man] Did you think
a dream like this could come true?
Well, when you dream
about something it's no problem, but...
[man] Everybody thinks you're lying.
How does that make you feel?
[Confused babble of voices]
[Melvin] He was hurt.
Maybe he thinks I saved his life.
No, I did not.
I did not forge that will.
I didn't write the will,
I don't know anything about the will.
Uh... I'm really pleased
he's going to inherit that $156 million,
is that right?
I hope that when he gets the dough
he remembers that
he owes the Rockwood Dairy $4,500.
[Man] What kind of a guy
was Melvin to work with?
[Jim] He was a fine man... uh...
A good worker. Matter of fact,
he was Milkman of the Month.
- Two bucks.
- You remember me, Melvin?
- Huh?
- I was with you. We were all together.
You, me and Howard.
But it was me
that gave him that quarter.
- Oh, you're the one!
- That's right.
[Gunshot]
[Screams]
Melvin!
Hold him!
Oh, man... Call the police, Bonnie.
[Gunman] You're a liar!
You never saw him,
never met him in his life.
You never saw him, Dummar!
Who the hell are you? You're nobody.
You hear me?
- You're nobody either, lady.
- Get him outta here!
- Go on!
- [Gunman] You don't deserve it!
Weirdo!
[Phone rings]
- Hello?
- [Melvin] Lynda?
- Melvin, is that you?
- Yeah, it's me.
- Are you all right?
- Sure, I'm all right.
How are you doing?
How's Farron? How's Darcy?
Oh, wow, Melvin. She is so proud.
Yeah? Hey, that's all right. Listen...
She's not having any trouble
at school because of this, is she?
Melvin...
- Howard Hughes, huh?
- What do you think about that?
- [Lynda] I think it's amazing.
- Listen, I gotta go.
- Say hi to the kids.
- Goodbye, Melvin.
Goodbye, Lynda.
[Man] Why did you deliver
the will to the church?
- What were you scared of?
- [Melvin] What might be inside.
Why was that frightening?
I don't know.
Can you give me one reason on earth
why this strange man would leave
that will with you, Melvin Dummar?
Well, I don't know. I've been
trying to figure that out myself.
[Laughter]
- [Lawyer] Did you find an answer?
- No, I didn't.
Isn't it true you can't find an answer
because it never happened that way?
Please, stand up. Face the judge.
Place your hand on the bible.
Raise your right hand.
Do you swear in the name of God
that this story about
how you received this will is true?
I do.
Well, Melvin, if it meant...
...eternal damnation in hell, would
you still say it happened that way?
It's the truth.
[Courtroom murmurs]
Melvin, turn your chair around
and face me, please.
Yes, sir.
- Melvin, are you lying?
- No, sir.
I want you to know that...
...there is a still, small voice
that many people are blessed with,
that tells them
when the truth is being spoken.
It's been said,
"What doth it profit a man
if he gain the whole world
yet lose his soul?"
Now, if you're lying, Melvin,
which you are in my opinion,
your soul may be in jeopardy but that's
not really what I'm concerned with now.
I'm concerned with your hide.
Because if I find that
you're lying before this court,
I'll make it a special duty
to have a piece of your hide.
I'll direct the District Attorney to
bring a criminal case against you.
And I'll make it my special project
that if you're convicted,
I will recommend
that you do time in prison.
And I want you to know
Nevada State Prison's no country club,
or wherever it was you served time.
If you're lying, you go straight
All right, Melvin?
You bet.
Your Honour.
[Sighs]
Brother Dummar...
I want the truth.
Where did this so-called will come from?
It... uh... Some man brought it
by the station where I was working.
He left it there.
Are you gonna persist in giving the
answers elicited from you this morning?
Yes, sir.
Do you know who wrote the will?
No, I don't
Did you in any way participate
in the preparation of the will?
No, sir.
I've done my best, gentlemen.
[Courtroom murmurs]
Melvin, you did it. On July 6,
they determine the validity of the will.
Like he says,
it's the only will we got.
With the testimony
by handwriting experts,
the will's gonna be admitted to
probate. You'll get your inheritance.
- You think so?
- It's gonna be a long road.
But we won the first battle, I can tell.
The T-shirt people called again.
Look, they're worth an easy 15,000.
What do you say?
No, I don't think so, man.
You can use the cash.
What's the matter, you want to get paid?
No... They started paving the freeway
down from the gas station.
- In two weeks, you'll be Ionely there.
- Don't worry, I'll be all right.
- You won, Mel!
- What are you so worried about?
I just hope you don't
have any illusions.
They'll fight in every court they can,
the relatives, Summa...
Meanwhile, the government
will take out taxes, the state...
Lawyers'll take legal fees.
Money's gonna be siphoned off.
Yeah, listen, I've known that
since I first found that will.
What do you mean?
I mean, you think that Melvin Dummar
is gonna get $156 million?
Or anything like it?
Nah, I'm not gonna see that money.
That's all right.
Cos you know what happened?
Howard Hughes
sang Melvin Dummar's song.
That's what happened.
He sang it.
He was funny.
Yeah, he sang it.
Santa's Souped-Up Sleigh.
I'll see you.
[Melvin] Sorry.
That's OK.
Gave me a chance to get 'em fed.
Sure you wanna do this?
Are you kidding? See my kids,
up there in the fresh air? Oh, yeah.
Go on the back seat. I got some
comic books and a little toy for Farron.
You're not gonna hassle me when I want
them back at the end of the summer?
You got my word.
- That's what I'm afraid of.
- Aww, come on.
Bonnie sure is gonna have
her hands full this summer.
- Yeah.
- Give us a kiss.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Melvin and Howard" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 29 Aug. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/melvin_and_howard_13615>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In