Men, Money & Gold Diggers

Welcome to

"The Sandra Winslow Show!"

Today's topic:
A gold mine, a gold digger.

Which are you dating?

Featuring sexy power couple

Caleb Peterson

and Paisley Terrell.

"It's The Sandra Winslow Show."

Here's Sandra!

Hello and welcome to

"The Sandra Winslow Show."

I'm your host Sandra Winslow.

Whoo hoo!

Yes, now I hope you're ready

for the sizzling questions

and hot topics that

you'll find right here

on the only show that brings

truth and romance

face-to-face.

Today's hot topic: A gold mine or a gold digger...

which one do you have?

Well, joining us today

are two special guests

who are ready to put

their relationship to the test.

He's a financial advisor and

she's a former fashion model.

Please help me welcome Caleb

Peterson and Paisley Terrell!

Hi!

Hello.

Hey, Sandra, how are you?

Wonderful.

Well, don't you two

make just the cutest pair?

Thank you so much for

coming to the show.

Well, thank you for having us.

We're really so excited.

You see, Caleb and Paisley

have agreed to discuss

what makes their

relationship so successful.

So tell us, how do

you make it work?

Not only is Caleb a rare breed,

he is the epitome

of every woman's dream.

He is sexy, he is driven,

he is successful,

he makes me laugh...

and he spoils me rotten.

You wanna say anything, baby?

Yeah, thanks, baby.

See, a relationship is

simple, Sandra.

You take two people who

really care for one another,

throw them into a pot, stir that

up with a whole lot of trust

and sprinkle it with a

handful of tender, loving care

and you get a dish made from

the finest ingredients

in the world.

We call that a recipe for love.

Oh, that is so beautiful.

See, all this talk

about gold diggers

really doesn't apply to me.

- Oh?

- I mean, thanks to my GDDS.

Your GDD-what?

Gold Diggers Detection Sensor.

Oh, it's a radar for

gold diggers,

a little skill I developed

hanging out at the clubs.

Okay.

See, a man with money is

like a walking ATM machine.

But you better believe that

when it come to me,

Caleb Peterson, ATM

stands for Another Trick Misled.

Ooh!

Well, my goodness.

Well, I am so proud of you.

I mean, you guys have seemed

to really build

a strong

relationship built on trust

and void of all

the drama and girl,

you know we know there's plenty

of drama out there.

Yes, we do.

But we are determined

to the go the distance.

- Yes, we are.

- The distance?

Well, ding ding dong, do I hear

wedding bells in the distance?

Uh, well, we

have talked about it.

I must admit it, I have always

dreamed about the day

where my very own

chocolate Prince Charming

would carry me off and take care

of me for the rest of my life.

Well, baby, that day is here.

Oh my God!

What are you doing, Caleb?

Are, are, are you... are

we about to have a proposal

right here on my show?

That's right, baby.

I want the whole world to see

that when a man loves a woman

the way I love you,

he has to be willing to take it

to the next level with her.

Baby, you make me feel

like Hercules and Rockefeller

wrapped in one.

Paisley, baby,

will you marry me?

- Yes!

- Yes.

Yes, Caleb, of course

I'll marry you.

Come here, boy.

Oh, so wonderful.

Wow.

Now listen, though, we

all know that money issues

are the leading cause

of divorce, so,

so Caleb, what about

your financial security?

I mean, are you thinking

of asking

for a prenuptial agreement?

A prenup...

Oh, that's just silly.

We're not Russell and Kimora

or Babyface and Tracey.

You talking to

Caleb and Paisley.

We got that soft ghetto puff,

puff, pass kind of love.

Well, it, it appears Caleb has

just learned to say no, Paisley.

You want me to sign a prenup?

Baby, I mean, you know

what's mine is yours

and what's

yours is mine, but...

But what?

Oh, we hear a but, a but.

But I don't want half my money

to be yours if we break up.

So you wanna start a marriage

thinking about the end?

Well, now, she does have

a good point there, Caleb.

Baby, why would

you want the woman

that you claim to love

to sign a prenup?

Well, baby, that's my point.

I'm trying to show everybody

here that we love each other

so much that you don't

care about my money.

No, what you're trying to show

everybody is that you care more

about your money than

this relationship.

That's not true.

Baby, what is love if

you don't wanna invest in it?

Paisley, are you saying then

there is a part of you

that wants Caleb's money?

No...

Yes... No.

Well, damn, Paisley...

Which one is it?

Maybe our next guest will

help us answer that question.

Paisley's best friend

Trina James!

Hey, Sandra!

Have a seat, have a seat.

Uh oh, there go my

Gold Digger Detection Sensor.

Girl, you better not

sign no prenup.

Digger, digger...

Digger, digger.

Oh, shut up, Caleb.

You wouldn't be worried about

no so-called "digger digger",

if you wasn't wearing all those

Rolexes, driving fancy cars

and buying all them high-end

expensive ugly-ass clothes.

What?

You are simply

attracting what you are.

Uh, you know what?

If a woman wasn't looking

for a bulls eye,

then what I'm wearing

wouldn't be a target.

Please.

Black men are just mad that

sisters are finally making

our step up to the plate.

Thank you.

And what is wrong with stepping

up to the plate?

It's too damn high.

Caleb's brother Damon!

I told you she

wouldn't sign no prenup.

You can't trust her.

I knew you had something

to do with this.

Okay, all women want

a man with money, Damon.

And all men have the right

to protect themselves.

Exactly.

But they have a responsibility

to protect their woman first.

That's right.

Caleb, if you ain't no punk, you

better holler, "We want prenup."

- We want prenup!

- We want prenup!

Caleb, I am not

signing a prenup.

- Then we have a problem.

- Tell 'em, bro.'

Wow.

Okay, if you don't want to

pay the million-dollar price,

then why you looking for

a Halle Berry clone?

This been going on

since the beginning of time.

- All right, if Eve didn't trick Adam...

- Trick?

Yeah, that's right...

Trick, trick.

We wouldn't be

having this conversation.

- Did you just call me a trick?

- Yep.

If Adam had been more of a man,

he wouldn't have let

his woman out of his sight

when there was a damn snake

running around the Garden!

Hello.

Well, she obviously

wanted to be...

With her own kind!

And on that note, we'll

close this segment of the show.

Remember, ladies and gentlemen,

there is a thin line

between a gold mine

and a gold digger,

so ask yourself

which one are you?

I'm Sandra Winslow

and that's our show.

Whoo hoo!

I'mma be a star,

I'mma be a what.

I'mma be a star,

I'mma be a what.

I'mma be a star

and I don't give a...

'cause I'm gonna be a star.

Go Trina, go Trina.

Go Trina, go Trina.

Go Trina.

Yeah, you sure are a star.

Ooh, hey, hey, hey, sexy.

Yeah...

Trina, right?

Mm-hmm.

Trina, Bonita, Shaquita, I'll

be whoever you want as long

as you keep that shirt

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