Men in Black 3 Page #2
What you did to Wu back there.
Snatched his skirt off.
That's just disrespectful.
I used to play a game
with my dad:
What'll You Have
For Your Last Meal.
Oh. Okay. Um...
I played a game with my dad
called catch.
Except I'd throw the ball
and it'd just hit the wall
because he wasn't there.
Don't badmouth your old man.
I'm not badmouthing him.
I just didn't really know him.
It's not right.
Damn right it's not.
A boy needs a father.
Table one hasn't ordered a thing.
Table three
of duck sauce.
[PHONE RINGING]
O:
K, the crashed ship
from this morning
was stolen from...
K:
Lunar-Max.
Boris the Animal.
How did you know?
He has a taste for Spiky Bulba.
Give us a minute, chief.
We're in a situation.
K:
Oh, yeah.
I take the Chloropod.
You take the Tarantabee
and the Hydronian over there.
I'll take the kitchen.
Meet you on the street.
This is a very confusing time
in my life.
[SCREAMS]
- Unh!
- Hey.
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
Shh, shh!
Keep your mouth closed,
keep your head down.
[CREATURE SNARLING]
Hi-yah!
[GRUNTS]
[ALIEN ROARING]
[WHEEZING]
[SNEEZES]
[YELLS THEN GRUNTS]
[ALIEN ROARS]
[ALIEN SHRIEKS]
[GROANS]
Ugh!
[RETCHES AND GRUNTS]
[SHRIEKS]
Hello, K.
Boris the Animal.
It's just Boris.
You haven't changed very much.
I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.
Yes, my arm.
We've thought about that moment
every day for the last 40 years.
Well, that's just not living a full life.
I can promise you
it will be longer than yours.
Lonelier too. Since you're
the last Boglodite standing.
We'll see about that.
But first,
I want the pleasure of killing you.
Yo, K.
- Where the hell have you been?
- Fishing.
[J & K SCREAMING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
You don't know it, K,
but you're already dead.
You all right?
[ALIEN ROARING]
May I have everyone's attention,
please?
Thank you.
You know how your kid won
the goldfish in that little baggie
from the fair and you didn't
want it in your house
so you told your kid it ran away
when you flushed it down the toilet?
Well, this is what happens.
Okay? See what I'm talking about?
Don't lie to your kids.
Man, I am getting too old
for this.
I can only imagine how you feel.
Boris the Animal.
I put him away a long time ago.
It's the worst mistake I ever made.
Why? Was he innocent?
Should have killed him.
- Well, sh*t, let's go get him.
- No.
- No?
- Leave it alone.
It's above your pay grade.
We have the same pay grade.
It has nothing to do with you.
Mind your own business.
Okay, first of all, let's get a little bit
of that bass out your voice.
Secondly, as long as Spikey Boy is
running around, this is my business.
or my report will reflect
that your conduct
has been unbecoming.
Well, maybe my report
is gonna reflect some sh*t too, K.
- You are suspended for two weeks.
- Bullshit.
Four weeks.
How about I quit?
there you don't need to know.
That's not the lie you told me
when you recruited me.
What up, pops?
- Lose your partner?
- Yeah.
WOMAN 1 [OVER PA]:
Next shuttle to Afazumba
leaving in 22 minutes.
[WOMAN 2 SPEAKING
J:
Search
Boris the Animal.
COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
Boris the Animal, Boglodite assassin.
Boglodites were a rogue alien race
that consumed all planets
in their path.
Boris the Animal
was the only suspect
on Earth.
Incident report.
Boris the Animal was convicted
for the following murders
that occurred on July 15, 1969.
Murder number one: Coney Island,
10:
37 a.m. Roman the Fabulist.Murder number two: The Factory.
Refine search.
Agent K.
Junior Agent K apprehended
and arrested
Boris the Animal on July 16, 1969,
at Cape Canaveral, Florida.
- Cape Canaveral.
- Agent K
received highest commendation
for heroic action,
including implementation
of the Arc Net Defense System
which protected the Earth
from Boglodite invasion
and led to the race's extinction.
Details.
Access restricted.
Excuse me? Clearance level
senior agent, class one. J.
Access denied.
What?
[WOMAN 3 SPEAKING
So why this sudden interest in
your partner's old exploits? Hm?
What happened between Boris and K?
That's easy.
K imprisoned Boris.
He put up the Arc Net.
He protected the Earth
from the Boglodites.
He did his job.
That's not what I'm asking.
Cape Canaveral, what happened?
Something that changed him.
Leave it at that.
Hm. So you two go way back, huh?
[COMPUTER BLEEPS]
That's classified.
A word of advice, Agent J.
Don't ask questions you don't
want to know the answer to.
That's funny.
That is exactly what K said.
He's a very wise man.
Take the rest of the night off.
[PHONE RINGING]
What?
Guess I owe you
some answers, hoss.
What, you're feeling chatty
all of a sudden?
I can't talk right now. I've got secret
cases of my own I'm working on.
I hate to tear you away
from your video game.
All right, I'm hanging up.
You know the most destructive force
in the universe?
Sugar?
Regret.
You don't have to wait. Just talk.
I promised you the secrets
of the universe. Nothing more.
So there's secrets out there
the universe don't know about?
[SIGHS]
[LINE DISCONNECTS]
[GUN POWERS UP]
[SCREAMS]
[GRUNTING]
GIRL:
Mommy.
Can I help you?
Uh...
K?
5K.
Uh...
I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk?
Can I...? I'm so sorry.
I don't know what...
GIRL:
Mommy, the president is drinking
...my milk.
- Mmm.
I'm sorry.
He didn't say please.
- K get in yet?
- Who?
You new?
Very funny, Agent J.
J, everything you told me
yesterday, you were right as rain.
- Thank God for that 10-hour stakeout.
- Who are you?
Exactly. I feel like
a whole new man today.
Like this great weight has been lifted.
I've had anger issues my entire life,
but now I see I was mad at myself.
And my stepmom.
Sir, I'm gonna need you
to stop talking.
It's like I closed
this emotional window.
But I threw a brick
through that window.
Thank you for handing me
that brick, J.
Whoever you are, give me five feet
or I'll pluck you in your throat.
I'm gonna go
to the little Men's-in-Black room,
then we'll go find those morons
from Pox Ethera. Lunch is on me.
Who was that?
Double A? Your partner.
Uh, I need you to go get me some
chocolate milk, all right?
Just a really big glass.
Have you seen K?
Did he call in sick
or anything?
Who's K?
All right, all right,
go ahead, go ahead.
K!
All right.
You got me.
I'll give it to you.
It's funny, very elaborate.
Oh, and all of you,
fantastic performances.
You waited 14 years
but this is a good one.
But, K, I need you
to come out here now
because I'm starting
Agent J, would you mind
keeping your voice down
and telling me
who you're looking for?
I'm looking for K.
Who is K?
Unh! You too? You too.
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